Dascooki

Deleting history is often as important as making it

[dovemother]

low key wanna die. high key know it’ll get better and that I’ll be okay but still low key wanna die

[warriorchicken-deactivated20150]

Last summer, we went to London for a vacation and I bought a queen Elizabeth mask. We then went to number 10 downing st and I demanded they let me in.

Oddly enough, he didn’t buy it. 

I even tried to bribe him with a knighthood and one of my many castles.

[warriorchicken-deactivated20150]

Forgot my bloody key, and Phillip won’t open the door.

Lazy git.

[babyanimalgifs]

“If Duke fits, he sits“ 

(via)

[decodering]

Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

[decodering]

Well, this post went a bit nuts.

[xxxtictacion]

That last one honestly belongs in hell

[official-lucifers-child]

ALL OF THESE HAVE ME WHEEZING AND CACKLING SO MUCH

[ha-nice-joke]

All found in the comments but not found in master post, you’re welcome :).

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

This is how you introduce a fuckin villain in dnd

[next-time-you-invite-pam]

I’m reblogging this again cause there are so many things to appreciate.

The Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson posters. The snake belt as a headpiece. The facial expressions. The fact he stops him from already wanting to take out the trash, just to tell him to take it out.

[anxietyproblem]

[teamred]

tom holland’s wise advice on social media

[jamiedornaniseverything]

Dean & Sam ►  The Heroes’ Journey (15.10)

[nick-avallone]

i adore my mom beyond words but i have to mom-shame her for always doing this to me 

[nick-avallone]

so i showed my mom the post hahaha 

[galaxy-lives]

this is the most wholesome and entertaining mom post on tumblr

[nocontextgoodplace]

[miarps]

[elfel-deactivated20141214]

i was walking through walmart and my mum pointed to this and went “hey it looks just like you”

[lichpresence-deactivated2020101]

[sexhaver]

owned

[hotvampireadjacent]

evicted

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[animusrox]

Cat Scratch Fever Batman: The Animated Series

[prison-mikes-bandana]

Paul rudd is so amazing!!!!!

[vodkassassin]

I’ve never seen this actual video

[patanu102]