Y'all wtf was i smoking when i wrote these 5 godforsaken paragraphs, i don't even know the context, i just have this doc titled 'azur lane april fool's crackfic' and like yes.. but also, no???

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YOU ARE THE REASON

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Y'all wtf was i smoking when i wrote these 5 godforsaken paragraphs, i don't even know the context, i just have this doc titled 'azur lane april fool's crackfic' and like yes.. but also, no???
I’d like to take this opportunity, now that I have your attention. “Oh, what prophecy hath thou returned from Heaven to tell?” You may ask.
MONTERO (Call me by your name) goes fucking hard. That is all.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Touhou Project Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Saigyouji Yuyuko & Yakumo Yukari Characters: Saigyouji Yuyuko, Yakumo Yukari, Konpaku Youmu Additional Tags: Light Angst, Character Study, POV Second Person Summary:
Life takes on a bit less meaning when you no longer have one.
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It’s the one and only back for a single hour to do some shameless self promotion before dipping on y’all again for the next year aight peace and thanks for reading
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Touhou Project Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Saigyouji Yuyuko & Yakumo Yukari Characters: Saigyouji Yuyuko, Yakumo Yukari, Konpaku Youmu Additional Tags: Light Angst, Character Study, POV Second Person Summary:
Life takes on a bit less meaning when you no longer have one.
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It’s the one and only back for a single hour to do some shameless self promotion before dipping on y’all again for the next year aight peace and thanks for reading
Any lmao homies I've come back from the dead to let y'all know I just found a Touhou fic I wrote in 2017 but never posted, apparently requested by @kagamika. I'll link it here when it's done processing on ao3. aight pce out for 3 more years
It’s such a wild ride to look back at something you did years ago and think ‘Shit, I did that?’
The fact that people are turning on Bernie Sanders for supporting Biden when he’s the only person opposing Trump shows that they care more about some imagined idea of ideological purity and Bernie as a figurehead of an imagined political revolution rather than thinking about politics in any sort of pragmatic sense nor do they care about stopping a malicious asshole who if allowed to remain in office will only cause more death and suffering.
The important thing to remember about Bernie Sanders is that he’s not going to disappear in a puff of smoke once the Democratic Convention is done with.
He’s a Senator. He’s going to remain a Senator. He’s going to be out there working for the same progressive agenda he always has. He’s also not a stupid man; he knows how politics work. He has already figured out that he needs two things to push any progressive bills through.
First, he needs a president who will sit down and work with him rather than telling him to fuck off. Of the people who will be on the ballot in November, there’s one person who Sanders knows he can work with, and one person who is an absolute nightmare who can barely work with anyone. Biden is the one he can work with. If we support Sanders, we’ve got to give him Biden to work with.
The other thing we need to give him is a Democratic Senate. Because Mitch McConnell is turning the Senate into a bill-rejection factory, and progressive causes are dead in the water as long as he’s in charge.
Sanders hasn’t given up. He’s changed tactics to fit a changing situation. So should we.
Also, we should pay attention to down-ticket races. Down-ticket races matter. (Carthago delenda est.)
the fact that this ONCE IN A LIFETIME opportunity isn’t being taken is the stuff of nightmares!!!!!
chaos reigns
i made the mod too
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happy 420 and day i reserve a spot in hell
its that time again folks
happy valentines day!! \(//∇//)\
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/08/revealed-doj-blocked-report-showing-white-supremacists-responsible-for-all-race-based-domestic-terrorism-incidents-in-2018/
The Trump administration has known since at least April that alleged white supremacists were responsible for every single act of race-based
The story gets worse. Much worse:
Under President Trump, the FBI’s official counterterrorism priorities have included “Black Identity Extremists,” “anti-authority”
im pretty sure i met an irl disney villain at my job a few weeks ago.
blowing the eyelids straight off this motherfucker
this is actually what happened to Koishi
Some rando: You should think about stopping your prescription
Me: My pills make me not want to die tho
They: You shouldn’t want to die, that’s not normal
Me: Yeah that’s why I’m taking my pills
Again: But you aren’t the *real* you when you’re on your pills
Me: I’m the alive version of me
An actual doctor, once: “Relying On A Chemical Crutch For A Hormonal Imbalance Denies The Fortitude Of The Human Soul”
Me: Cool so like I’m agnostic
They: “But you might be on pills the rest of your life!”
Me: “So?”
Good! That means that I have a “rest of” my life to continue living!
Thanks to the pills.
Chuck Tingle is out here being an ace ally.
Chuck Tingle said all our rights.
…omg.
I think it’s important we all remember this author became famous for writing gay “Dino-porn” erotica, and then proceeded to branch ever outward from that niche into political satire & social commentary erotica