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Do not take this blog seriously. I do this for myself and reblog anything that holds my attention for five seconds

[flaming-fruitcake-deactivated20]

Why douche when you just pop a tide pod up your ass and become a human washing machine.

[scottandhiskind]

Your posts are literally gonna kill some young, naive twink

[jackmeister]

Men.com scene writers:

[slideitinme]

I screamed

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

put this in the MOMA

[world-of-cats]

[fuocogo]

The hero we need

[thejockstrapenthusiast]

They just all don’t have homes though

[gif87a-com]

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

[shinymegacrobat]

Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol

[queervashti]

i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat 

[weloveshortvideos]

Her little sister is trying to pronounce the word “who”

[colachampagnedad]

LMFAO

[laz-kay]

“40 is good, 50 is great, 60 is fab, and 70 is fucking awesome!” ~ Helen Mirren 💪🏻

[thenatsdorf]

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“I’m just gonna put my paws in the water.”

[tideartist-deactivated20171102]

Needed this to cheer up–

[disgustinganimals]

please watch with sound on

[iamburdenedwiththisgloriousname]

[popculturediedin2009]

[c-bassmeow]

This is my favorite video ever. Nothing can top this. Also, this is me and my friends lmaoo but really

[blackberryshawty]

I’m Paris

[daswurfeln]

me: *impulsively tells someone a fucked up thing about myself*

them: that doesn't sound healthy

me: yeah lol

me: *thinks about what i told them for 5 hours*

me: why the fuck

[sushie-moved]

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

[ghazal67]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this is literally how i dance

[askinfresh]

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

[excima]

she did that

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[zamzamafterzina]

Lmfao

[noneeyewithleftyork]

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.

“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

in skyrim i married a homeless man and even though we are married and he lives in my huge fuckin house he still wears rags and asks me to give him 1 gold whenever i see him

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

that’s just what men are like

[llleighsmith]

anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity

[violent-darts]

My dad’s literal first words on holding me for the first time were “ …she’s done this before, and she’s not happy to be back.”

[i-am-the-punk-mermaid]

That is such a badass thing to say about a newborn

[lilbudgie]

People who have a very shy and naive personality are just new souls

[sabertoothwalrus]

unmute

[copperbadge]

I have never so joyously reblogged a bird video in my life.