Why douche when you just pop a tide pod up your ass and become a human washing machine.
Your posts are literally gonna kill some young, naive twink
Men.com scene writers:
I screamed

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AnasAbdin
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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@theartofmadeline

Kaledo Art
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
todays bird
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

JVL
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Love Begins
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KIROKAZE

Discoholic 🪩
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Janaina Medeiros
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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@daswurfeln
Why douche when you just pop a tide pod up your ass and become a human washing machine.
Your posts are literally gonna kill some young, naive twink
Men.com scene writers:
I screamed
put this in the MOMA
The hero we need
They just all don’t have homes though
A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
Iv never seen a hummingbird sit before lol
i wasn’t going to reblog until he sat
Her little sister is trying to pronounce the word “who”
LMFAO
“40 is good, 50 is great, 60 is fab, and 70 is fucking awesome!” ~ Helen Mirren 💪🏻
“I’m just gonna put my paws in the water.”
Needed this to cheer up–
please watch with sound on
This is my favorite video ever. Nothing can top this. Also, this is me and my friends lmaoo but really
I’m Paris
me: *impulsively tells someone a fucked up thing about myself*
them: that doesn't sound healthy
me: yeah lol
me: *thinks about what i told them for 5 hours*
me: why the fuck
honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok
this is literally how i dance
This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick
she did that
i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time
Lmfao
okay everything about this video is absolute gold:
the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time
the music
“let’s discuss the contradiction”
the overuse of the word “camera”
the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy
“youre consciously making a conscious choice”
the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.
“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends
in skyrim i married a homeless man and even though we are married and he lives in my huge fuckin house he still wears rags and asks me to give him 1 gold whenever i see him
that’s just what men are like
anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity
My dad’s literal first words on holding me for the first time were “ …she’s done this before, and she’s not happy to be back.”
That is such a badass thing to say about a newborn
People who have a very shy and naive personality are just new souls
unmute
I have never so joyously reblogged a bird video in my life.