I am so fucking sane

Call me Bon, he/them, 20+, exhausted 24/7 INFP

[catasters]

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

[important-cat-pics]

[girldickdotcom]

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

[thememedaddy]

[move-slow-and-savor-things]

Book things that the movie left out (spoilers, obviously):

-Stratt's tablet, and the fact that she almost never even looks up from it

-Ryland Grace having a weekly steak-dinner-date with his former roommate's ex-girlfriend. This is one of his earliest recovered memories and is never mentioned again.

-Rocky's ventilator holes and clothes!

-What is essentially an "assembling the team" montage as Stratt acquires engineers, angry climatologists, and literally incarcerated mad scientists

-Bonus points to Ryland Grace vaguely wondering why he has to tag along to all of these character intros (it's because you're the POV character, babe)

-Grace almost killing Rocky when he tries to clear out his vents

-All of the talk about sleepy=stupid

-Eva Stratt going to exactly one (1) trial so she could show the judge her "I can do whatever I want" permit, and then sweeping out of there like a boss

-Meburgers

[queer-as-in-fuck-12]

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

[lilbudgie]

Digital circus spoilers below

Did anyone else notice when caine respawned in the void bubble looked like a bubble? No eyes or mouth? It reminds me of the virus theory where bubble was a virus and now that caine is acting more rational bubble isnt around anymore. Like their code isnt infected anymore. Thoughts?

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

[rninor-blog]

“bend over” “bend what? over”

[striderofthen0rth]

I hate this place

[pikestaff]

"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

[themythicalcodfish]

To wit:

[switchelsweets]

I want to share some wisdom from my high school art teacher.

In my AP Art class, there was a girl who was just starting to experiment with mixed media. At this point she was still playing around, trying to decide what direction she wanted to go with her portfolio. So one critique day, she brought in an abstract canvas with some rhinestone highlights and painted and real peacock feathers. She loved sparkles and peacock feathers so she thought she’d try introducing them a *little*. And after everyone had given some input, the teacher gave her his advice, VERY roughly paraphrased here:

“So here’s the thing… I do not like this style. These are just elements that do not speak to me personally, but I see that you like them, and you’re doing interesting things with them.

“My biggest critique is, I only merely *dislike* this piece. I want you to make me HATE it. Go crazy with the things that you like. Don’t hold back trying to make it palatable to people like me. Because I am NEVER going to like it. And if the audience does not like it, it should drive them crazy seeing how much YOU love it.”

Her portfolio was chock full of neon colors and glitter and rhinestones and splashes of peacock feathers and it was a delight. Our teacher despised every piece lol, but she got great marks and I think even won some awards. And more importantly, she was happy and proud of the results. Because she didn’t limit herself by trying to appeal to people who were never going to enjoy what she enjoyed.

Takeaway here: be as cringe as you want. Don’t limit yourself based on other ppl’s tastes. They’re not you, and you are incredible 💕

[magnuspeccatori]

This is the most inspirational thing I've read all week. Possibly all year

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

the whiplash of these notes

[headspace-hotel]

Reading the notes like

[headspace-hotel]

I feel so sorry for all of you. How are people out here being like this

[grfld45]

.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

[juggsjudyofficial]

My grip will rip your junk off, chew it up, and spit it back at you.

[ozzenstach]

[judgejudyofficial]

you either deactivate young or live long enough to see a mirror dimension version of your account kill indiscriminately on the dashboard

[grfld54]

Imagine how I feel

[saturnialsapphic]

[animentality]

[litafordvsferrari]

that makes me curious

do you think you could beat up your blorbo in a fistfight if you had to

yes

no

nuance i guess?

Voting ended onJun 11

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[babycharmander]

[ID: A stock image of an open tin can with no label on a white background. /end ID]

[slimegargoyle]

guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

[courtesyname]

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.

[kissfromiris]

HAPPY PRIDEE

ik im a day late😞

POLL TO MAKE UP FOR IT:

what flag did you get when. you heart the post?

rainbow

lesbian

gay

bisexual

pansexual

asexual

aromantic

transgender

nonbinary

Voting ended onJun 9

small edit: for anyone who got intersex, or someone upset about the fact there isn't intersex i did make a post on my blog about that so please go check it before commenting🙏 thank you