Onion Learns How to Use Tumblr

[ricospriteart]

[oifaaa]

I've said it before but I'll say it again I refuse to believe anyone that likes turning themselves into the opposite gender as much as Naruto does is anything close to cis I cant prove it but I know in my heart that lad is gender fluid

[dat1onion]

...I never thought about it like this.

A take that is both interesting (in a good way) and funny.

[yoshidinosaur]

Yoshi do you ever get to ride your kart in races? I know your friends like to race

Yes! I got my own kart for Christmas last year! It was very fun! I have pictures of me in the car! I love my kart! It makes me very happy! I can drive better now too! I like to race with my friends!

[dat1onion]

I would love to see these pictures. :D

[mmocc123]

[dat1onion]

When you're in a pretty Pokémon art contest and have to go up against this guy

[dat1onion]

https://youtu.be/OwgvshnbgM8?si=vg2-JMUlfJFj8EIx

You do NOT need to know Spanish to know what this video is saying.

[vulkiri]

Mirror

[mottefloorbanana]

SCUG

[dat1onion]

I cannot find the scug.

[hollowtones]

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

[dat1onion]

Of course it does!

You just need to slay the really big frog, and your blood won't be sucked out AND you get some prizes! (Hopefully a black hole isn't one of them, those suck.)

[stivkun]

I think that this pride month someone should finally hire me, so I can afford essential gender affirming care (HRT and full set of plate armor)

[dat1onion]

I may be uneducated, but what's the purpose of the full set of plate armor?

I hope I don't sound ignorant by asking.

[transfemmes-deactivated20260103]

Mutuals line up I'm giving you all one of these bad boys

[dat1onion]

Yummy. :3

[dat1onion]

Forget "What D&D class would you be?"!

What D&D or Pathfinder dragon would you be?

[dat1onion]

That moment when you're not sure if you're too hard on yourself or not hard enough on yourself.

[dat1onion]

Do I know why this image exists?

No.

Does it still spark joy?

Yes

[cat-boots]

big! shark! tail!!

[commission for @lorocirra]

[dat1onion]

I think this could be considered a bi-ped shark taur.

[dat1onion]

I may be in need of a re-brand, but I'm too lazy for it.

[pukicho]

Do men have hobbies?

No. We're too busy defending you all from falling rubble.

[cutecipher]

youre not doing a very good job

[pukicho]

Stop moving out from under my protective barrier???

[dat1onion]

Where is the rubble coming from?

(Just came back from my trip to Jupiter, btw.)

[dat1onion]

Okay, I've dealt with art scammers before, and it sucks that I have to deal with them on this platform.

I learned from that on another platform and don't want to deal with it again.

But then I suddenly get mentioned for spreading the word about two people suffering in Gaza, and I very much do not know how to react.

Besides saying "free Palestine" once, I don't see why I'm getting mentioned.

If someone can please tell me if this is or isn't legit, it would be greatly appreciated because my underlying suspicion and my want to see the best in others while also helping people are clashing to a point of absolute decision paralysis.

[dat1onion]

I was thinking: I could use the video game Clone Drone in the Danger Zone to make an essay of sorts for one main reason.

That being, if you don't check or make the safer assumptions on you blindspots, it's on you if you die.

I think people need to learn that sort of strategy if they want to have opinions and debates that work well for them while also not putting anyone down.