A Merrythought for a Merryman @databard - Tumblr Blog

Cute, FABULOUS kisser, definitely drowning in the cesspool that is capitalism but will survive out of sheer spite 😘

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#about me #ahhhhh this is so cute 😭💜💜💜

themuppetmasterencyclopedia

avakynx

horrorofthebeast

purplesaline

Melon collies

sahonithereadwolf

I can no longer feel the infinite sadness

rioblitzle

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

denisglillie

You know how they have a badge for mutual and following? They should also make one for follower because I can't tell whether this blog is a stranger, someone who shows up very infrequently in my notes, or a treasured follower that decided to change their entire blog scheme. And I would like to know. because I am curious

charl0ttan

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

charl0ttan

How high above sea level are you right now?

0-250 feet

251-500 feet

501-750 feet

751-1000 feet

1001-2000 feet

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8001+ feet

Voting ended onJul 19

#about 3900 feet lmao

sofuton

bullmilf

Not enough cow girl images are fat. It's cows. Be fatter

bullmilf

This post has already had some idiot arguing against cows being fat btw. Just in case you were wondering about the state of things

sandmandaddy69

ishimarukiyotaka

hot take comments like "I hope I get cyclosporiasis I want to lose 10 lbs" are not only obvious fatphobia but also part of mass illness normalization that has been an ongoing effort since 2020 to minimize the dangers of disease and infections

They want to act like high levels of sickness whether it be airborne or foodborne are normal and not the responsibility of agencies like public health or food safety regulation so they can get away with dismantling them.

imsobadatnicknames2

An allegation I'll never be able to beat is that joke about how guys will get in an online argument and immediately start writing like "I do not see why one shouldn't be precise with his manner of speech, lest his words be misinterpreted by hostile adversaries"

imsobadatnicknames2

Except I still also keep inserting "like" as a filler every couple sentences regardless