Witchy woman💕

There are no bargains between lion and men. I will kill you and eat you raw.

[jynx-raven]

[eyelessfaces]

[ballard96]

[rkkuna]

everyday struggle i fear

[calledannabella]

added some random piercings

[ladythedrunken]

[wisteria-bae]

When I’m reading a smut fic and tryna figure out what position they’re in

[goldengenuflexion]

[remanence-of-love]

[the-big-mood]

In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.

[ruinedchildhood]

[imagine-benedict-cumberbatch]

imagine Benedict Cumberbatch furiously trying to hide a boner.

[voidripper-archive-deactivated2]

[officialjared19]

this is the ugliest post on this earth and if i have to see it so does everyone else

[grimnaru]

“ᴡᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴜʙɪɴᴇ.”

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This artwork is mine. Do not repost it somewhere, or claim it as your own. Reblogs are appreciated!

[lexkent]

SMALLVILLE | 3.09 - ”Asylum”

[ashtrayolsen]

PARIS WAS NOT NAMED AFTER PARIS HILTON YOU DIPSHIT

source?

[jantesika]

it was obviously named after Paris, the trojan prince.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

A common misconception! Paris Hilton was named after Paris, the Trojan Prince, and Paris (the city) was named after Plaster of Paris, for trade relation reasons (that plaster being the main export f the area when the city was founded).

Plaster of Paris getting its name, of course, from its inventor, Paris Hilton.

[theeternalnewb]

I don’t know why anybody uses ChatGPT when they can log into Tumblr Dot Com and see *bespoke* obviously stupid lies, handcrafted by a real asshole for free.

[tzvi]

wait did something happen to Jesus

[miss-mania]

I'm just pulling your chain. I mean yanking your leash. I mean jerking you off. uh I mean I'm just messing around with you,

[superspecial-awesome]

*slide whistle* Ah cmon man not my gablins