A Poorly Written Variety Show

I have no idea what I'm doing nor how this place works but hi anyways!!!!!! He/Him. An adult. I'm not sure what other information to put here,,

[tawnysoup]

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

[pipis-envy]

Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!

[pipis-envy]

Same thing goes for bisexual men and mlm relationships!!!!!

[pipis-envy]

REBLOG THIS VERSION TOO YOU COWARDS

[toenail-soup-deactivated2020091]

Same thing for bisexual people in m/f relationships that people call straight.

[thepioden]

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

[thepioden]

tags by @eridan-ampora

[thepioden]

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

[veteratorianvillainy]

I think everyone could probably use a hot beverage this week

[datfatnerd]

Enters blog

Sighs aggressively

Places the Long Quiet up next to SCP-682 on my comfort character shelf

Leaves

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Ranger: Can I try to take one of the orc’s tusks?

DM (me): *sighs* Are we really doing this again?

Ranger: I swear I’m not gonna make another teeth chandelier

Monk, Bard, and Cleric: A what.

[roger-s-maracas]

Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊

Ok, I’ll go first

If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️‍🔥

Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊

Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!

[gandlebob]

I was charged for letting it in

Aggressively pokes @from-hecks-heart-i-stabbeth-thee (hi mania @deerpines (hi ipad) @transford-pines (hi ember) @corpserabbit (hi I hope you don't mind the mention-) and @thereareeyesinsidethetrees (hi meatgrinder ford)

[doomed-stickfigure-yuri]

hihi !

the ducks...... what did they do......

@underfalls-36 (/nf!) aaand anybody else who wants to do this because idk who else to tag !

[underfalls-36]

Hii!! Thanks for the tag :D

Umm

Car??

@thekool-aidman11 @theverywest @leaf-is-neutral @cicadadadays @mayiplzsleep @deerpines not forced!

And anyone else that wants to do this :)

[cicadadadays]

hehe silly ford

@tallohallo @exodus-raine @exaniron

[tallohallo]

Uhmmm arson I guess??

@cskv11 @sciencevillain @xfjsenbhfeepo

[cskv11]

Financing criminal activities organized by Meowzers, the street bandit.

@aereocaccia

[lluvioscatniptea]

I actually have no clue

[lluvioscatniptea]

Now that I have a new photo album… oh goodness.

[the-parasite-tadc]

This thing

[the-crab-demigod]

Wasn't tagged but I'm here anyways so uh,

Water

@theautumnalcat @trainsgenderfoxgirl2816 @blaisei-unforgotten @haphephobiaworm

[trainsgenderfoxgirl2816]

Conrail E44 electrics :3

@118sexen @femininefreyanyctophile @lunarrspark333

[femininefreyanyctophile]

Atlantiddies

@cannibalise-the-citrus-fruits @garbage-floof @madi-the-cat

[madi-the-cat]

so true little silly kitty so true but also guess I'm going to jail cuz of u so fuck :3

@bagelscarlet @fandom-cereal @holly-hell @dojyaaa--n

[aww-heckity]

Can’t believe they’d jail me just for being a little silly :(

@pomuf @mysticrobin1 @fishagain5846 @tsintzask @spectralspacecat @msmoobutepic @pigeonobsession

(Sorry if I’m doing the tagging thingy wrong, I’ve been too scared of getting it wrong to do this sorta thing before!)

[tsintzask]

I saved this from a post still currently going around. Also yeah I would totally get arrested for protesting and blocking traffic

@carawith17as @mathewdevassy @witchy-ophelia @empress-of-dark2005

(also prev you're doing the tagging thing just fine😌)

[paradise-sys]

[thelesbododo]

Ok then

@abyss-mystic @lemintee @theriddlersunderwear

[abyss-mystic]

D: NUUU THE BIRD

Tags: @spacekettles @nerdyneko6373 @33tomatoes (not forced :D)

[33tomatoes]

THIS TINY THING BROKE INTO MY HOUSE IM INNOCENT I SWEAR!!

@utterlybrainwrecked @briars-castle @teddymochi and any!

[teddymochi]

My dog…?

@breadonthestreet @kijimha @nonbinary-niki-bog @im-a-chunky-potato @creatorbiaze @caffeiiine @isascandleshop @rivermist606 @duckduckgoose-exe @theonlyrealdazaiosamus-blog @tittysuckersworld @paintedgrilledcheese @city-of-c0rpses @haruu-luv @sugartherat

[valentinos-corner]

O-oh

Okay then

Nobody ask why I have this saved

@r3oontumb @anonzia @valorwuzhere @suru1990 @haruu-luv @vi-chan07

[ambored]

I'm literally the one that sent that to you.

I have no explanation.

@whatifitwasgttho @r3oontumb @seraph-of-sizes @starchilddante @vexdeotherobot @vilkm @breadsnorter @maplesyrupandgt

Oh, yeah... I'm back btw-

[breadsnorter]

Thx for the tag

@batshikns @utterlybrainwrecked @sprouts-corner @kiw-ee @cephiius

[22-bmoved-deactivated20250308]

No pressure tags : @rainbow-woerm @little-blurry-stars5 @syunkiss @charlidrawz @kaiserkisser + open

[kaiserkisser]

gladly sir gladly what wouldnt i do for u

no pressure! tagging- @damyoujackson @meowmaii @floraldresvi @kitorin @dazaisms + all <3

[damyoujackson]

A fanart of Avery Grambs? alrighty then.

@hubba-hubba1 @gumdrop56 @fruityedge05 @gracelikestea

@courtneythepiggy @cyanide-sodapop @x-mariah @homisiscon and anyone else <3

[gracelikestea]

Been back into hunger games lately

No pressure tags @hollybollybingbong @sexyslytherin715 @gbhw @chaotic-3am-thoughts-with-loki @lilidiotsblog @ghosts-against-stardust st

[verylilidiot]

The sunset when I walked home from the station yesterday:)

No pressure tags @lazymcdooodle @asssneksual @adridoesstuff

[lazymcdoodle-deactivated2026050]

bnuuy

drawing reference i saved

no pressure tags: @azlock @realbowl @freelancefiend2112 @crumblr1912 + open

[azlock]

Old drawing of OCs someone did :3

@psiibajablast @possumkingluca @n8nt You MUST do this GRAHHHHHGGGGGGGGHH (/j)

[possumkingluca]

whoops i forgot to do this until now my bad

cats

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh @datfatnerd @ripoff-robbie-rotten @lorafield also anyone else that wants to

[datfatnerd]

I didn't steal it officer I promise

[sister-equalist]

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

[datfatnerd]

The heavens have awoken me from my nap and as I dared to cry out in agony and righteous fury the angels descended, shushed me gently, and said it's ice cream time.

I am no longer upset at the heavens.

[rapidhighway]

*entering any conversation* hello I am the most nervous animal on earth please socialize with me I have nothing to say

[i-have-no-braincells]

recommending will wood as an artist to anyone is wild, but there are some tame-ish songs out there that people won't make people immediately question your mental well being.

so.

so why does everyone insist on immediately throwing thermodynamic lawyer at the will wood newcomers.

[datfatnerd]

Guess who's the new will wood newcomer bc I asked my sibling about it

These songs bring about the emotion of being kidnapped, thrown into a car trunk, and dropped off to fend for yourself in the middle of the woods at midnight

They're great I think

[saturday-byte]

Me: I want to talk to my mutuals so bad 😔

Also me: *doesn't do it*

[minecraft]

hating furries is just a silencer on the gun that is hating on lgbt+ tbh

[braindeadcharlotte]

NO need to leave this in the tags go off

[reggieslocket]

reblog to scare the aphobes

[phidippus]

[thatonefurry]

Reblog to give jk rowling nightmares for a week

[anentirevaporeon]

just had to reblog a few times to make sure she meets a terrible fate.

[thatonefurry]

Fair enough

[anentirevaporeon]

Just reblogging again

[thatonefurry]

Same

[thequoteenby-deactivated2024021]

Reblogging again

[thatonefurry]

Same

[astolfostan-551]

pardon my swedish, but fuck jk rowling

[thatonefurry]

Yeah fuck her

[anentirevaporeon]

yeah! fuck her, the bastard!

[thatonefurry]

Light her on fire

[anentirevaporeon]

this is why i like you.

[thatonefurry]

Thanks

[ash-the-tiefling]

pardon my australian but jkr is a fucking cunt and should explode in a car hammer explosion with a certian ceo

[i-am-a-fish]

this post is exclusively for people with dirty rooms

this post is specifically for people who know their room is a mess, but their brain won't let them clean it. this post is for you. I love you and I see you

[possumkingluca]

the "wow. these people are so weird. thank god im the only normal person here." meme is what the entire fe engage cast feels like do you see what i see

this goes for the non-unit characters too

[possumkingluca]

i think the PLA protagonist should've been allowed to attack and kill people with their bare hands

[possumkingluca]

just sayin