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YOU ARE THE REASON
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Not today Justin
Cosmic Funnies

#extradirty
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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@datluck
Happy Pride Month everyone! Remember 4 months ago when the CEO of this platform harassed and chased a trans woman off this website just for posting her transition timeline, then chased her to other social media platforms to continue harassing her, and threatened to call the FBI if she continued disputing the multiple dubious terminations of her blogs that did not violate tumblr's terms of service in any way? And despite tumblr staff insisting that the CEO was acting against their interests, the broad transmisogyny evident in the site's culture and moderation policy has still not been adequately addressed?
Remember that staff is continuing to nuke the blogs of trans women even after all of this. Remember this post when they call this site the queerest place on the internet again this month
It's 2 years later. It's gotten worse. Happy pride month.
NOT EVERYONE HAS TOMODACHI LIFE
daddy has regretfully informed kitten that we need a dual income household to survive
Thank you all for being a patron of the Wonderful Funny Circus, coming from far and wide for so many years to see our wonderful funny clowns. Since we are the only operating circus that has such wonderful funny clowns, we know how much you come to our circus specifically to see them, and to laugh and have fun in a way that, simply put, no other circus can offer. We have decided to executed the clowns
fuck 4chan
fuck twitter
fuck reddit
fuck tumblr
and fuck you
Everyone's way too soft on dog owners. They should have to pick up the pee too
we used to smoke big doinks in amish
North Korea is an evil country according to CIA reports, unlike mine, the Democratic paradise with five colonies, two public prison death concentration camps which are famous for violating human rights, the poor children kidnapping centers and the $800B military industry of killing civilians abroad :)
It's pretty funny how much animal camouflage, especially insect camouflage, is a backwards engineered mess of unreadable code, that produces a result which only barely seems effective to human eyes because after millions of years of focus groups, that weird uncanny valley of colors is just the one that most consistently triggers "I am bark" or "I am poisonous" or "I am a larger predator" to potential predators. And it's not like a hundred percent success rate, it's just genetic blobs blindly feeling around for why they're making more genetic blobs instead of being digested into protein by the stomach of a field mouse. It's like "what made you" and the answer is one million years averaged out into some semblance of consistency. It's kinda cool, take a bunch of proteins, give them a million years to work on it, and they can figure out what a snake's head looks like, and build a worm shaped like that. They don't even have eyes, they're just like sculptors and all the non-snake worms get trimmed away by hungry birds.
Honestly it seems less weird than active camouflage in cuttlefish octopus and squids (a colorblind animal that can color match its surroundings) or the trifoliolata vine (can change size/shape/color leaves to mimic other plants including fake plants)
Trial and error seems pretty straightforward
Everything sounds weird til you remember cells are just nebulous blobs of dots held together by friendly chains of molecules and sometimes a photon bounces off one and makes a darker spot and you end up with a human eye later on.
Your skin already changes color based on sunlight, just write that up on an epic scale of time and cuttlefish and octopuses make perfect sense, why not? One rotating blob of different colored cells is pretty likely and handy enough to block some UV or stuff, why can't it rotate faster and with more complexity? Living things are dumb as hell in the most fascinating of ways, and genetic changes come at you so fast, you won't believe how soon new things show up. I don't know why a plant figured out how to immitate things but it's hard to know how trees and fungus find each other underground, and the point of it all is that's so cool and it's not even trial and error - that's too complicated for life.
It's just a trait that existed and survived. Maybe not even useful, and it doesn't even have to survive every time. Traits only need to survive long enough, and that's all. Long enough to make more. Life isn't smart, just unbelievably staggeringly amazing and it never stops. It doesn't have reason or a choice, just a huge and constantly changing world that it reflects back through time and space and the dumb falability of molecular bonds. Light spots and dark spots. It's fuckin wild.
STOP BEING HONEST STOP BARING YOUR HEART 2026 IS THE YEAR OF RIDDLES AND ELABORATE LIES
Everything I've ever been raised to think about my nation has been a lie. Our conquests were not righteous. Voiceless millions were erased from history. Unknowable crimes have built our riches and been buried deep beneath our civilization. I can't tell up from down in this world, among the shattered national myth that was the only way I could make sense of it all. I need something to believe in. Oh wow these other guys say they've never done anything wrong. Cool.
i dont use tumblr
oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is