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@datquen-blog
Adam Ellis is either a genius horror storyteller or in grave, grave danger.
isnt this the “same face art guy” tumblr was makin fun of last month? which one of you weirdos put a curse on this man
Ah my ancestor, booboolus the foolus erectus…. nice to know being taken for a fool runs in the family
I once read about an aquarium that trained the dolphins to pick up any debris in the tank and give it to the trainer in exchange for fish. One dolphin started started hiding paper under a rock and then breaking off small pieces to give the trainer. She also realized that she could get fish for catching a seagull. She soon started to stockpile fish to use as seagull bait, thus creating an exponentially larger seagull problem. Then she taught the other dolphins, which made it worse. So if you ever think dolphins are cute, remember that these little assholes create capitalism of their own volition and are not to be trusted.
taggedrne:
i’ll have the 400 piece chicken mcnuggets and a small diet coke
me while sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically off into the distance: i’ve had it
haven’t really been updating about this, but i’m in a very crucial period of change, so let me just say that i know where God lives, and have taken steps to ensure that that will also be where God dies
🌸 SELF AFFIRMING STATEMENTS 🌸
I might have some faults, but I’m still a good person.
I care about myself and other people.
I accept who I am.
I love myself.
I’m a good person, not a mistake.
I’m good and nobody is perfect.
I embrace both my good and bad qualities.
Today I take responsibility for everything I do and say.
I’m becoming a better person every day.
I’m a sensitive person who experiences the world differently.
Each day I do the best I can.
Even though I forget sometimes, I’m still a good person.
Even though bad things happened to me in the past, I’m still a good person.
Even though I’ve made mistakes in the past, I’m still a good person.
I’m here for a reason.
There’s purpose to my life, even though I might not always see it.
I radically accept myself.
if this ain’t me
me me me
Holy shit found footage of me
He Is Becoming Stronger
Who is, Elmer?
When You Walk Away You Dont Hear Me Say Please Oh Bapy Dont Go
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
THINGS MORE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LAFAYETTE
-wrote in all caps in his letters when he was excited
-slept under a tree with Washington after the battle of Monmouth, both enveloped in Washington’s cape
-basically saved the life of the Queen by kissing her hand
-re-gifted a fucking aligator to President John Quincy Adams cause he didn’t know what the fuck to do with it
-wanted to go kill the Beast of Gévaudan (some big scary people-eating wolf that scared the shit out of the french at the time) by himself at like 6 years old
-called both Jefferson and Washington on their bullshit, telling them to free all their slaves… neither listened
-actually bought an entire island full of slaves with his wife Adrienne and freed them all, gave them money for the work they did, gave them education
-last letter he wrote before his death was about freeing slaves and how sad he was that France was taking so long to give people of colour the same rights than white people
-died holding a picture of his dead-wife to his heart
-cried with Jefferson when they met for the first time in years after both American and French revolutions
-continued to fight and got back on his horse when he was shot in the leg during his first battle
-called his only son “George Washington de Lafayette”
-was socially awkward af, especially when he was young
-a ginger
-left France to go fight for America when the King, his step family, and basically the whole court told him “no”
-had to sneak out of France
-sources differ, but probably left disguised as a woman so no one would recognised him
-gave the biggest symbol of French Revolution (the key of the just-destroyed Bastille, a prison where the enemies of the King and Kingdom were imprisoned) to Washington
-orphan
-told Washington he was his lost father
-tripped when dancing with the Queen of France and never heard the end of it
-had “sleepovers” on the grass with John Laurens and Alexander Hamilton where they talked about politic
-threw himself in front of a loaded cannon ready to shoot to try to stop an event of the french Revolution to become too bloody
-at some point, pretty much everyone in France wanted him dead
-slept through two of the biggest events of the french Revolution lol
-gave money and helped a lot of poor farmers in need
-fought for other religions than his and the King’s own to be respected and have the same rights (specifically fought for Protestant and Jewish people)
-fought against death penalties
-brought back some dirt from America and told his son to put it on top of his grave when he dies
-redecorated his whole house in France just like American’s homes
-actually told people he was American
-altogether had a slight obsessing problem with America
-had his own room at Washington’s home
-had a ring with Washington’s hair in it
-was one of the richest man in France at the age of 12 because his whole family had basically died at that point
-changed back his family motto to “Why not?”
-was only 19 when he left for America
-was detained in horrible conditions in prison for 5 years (2 of which with his wife and daughters)
-refused the hell out of several powerful positions in politic and in the army because he didn’t found these to be close enough to his ideals of freedom and shit
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from oaks twitter
OakSmash:
#Ham4All http://www.prizeo.com/hamilton #BeTheChange Me and my tired voice singing. I challenge @ingridmusic, & @LenaRockerHall @Lin_Manuel
i started crying HOW COULD BROADWAY DO SUCH A THING