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Hello! I don't know why you came here of all places, but you can call me Kira! I decided that if I have an account, I might as well use it. Will probably be mostly reblogs of things I enjoy and random thoughts of mine. If you guys need/want me to tag a certain thing, please let me know! ♪★She/Her, Adult of drinking age in the U.S.★♪ (I WILL OCCASIONALLY REBLOG NSFW THINGS! If my blog makes you feel uncomfortable at any time, please feel free to unfollow!)

[daughterofevil158]

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If you're here about the Damon Multi Soulmate AU I've been cooking, here's the masterpost and here's the list of question I've already answered

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[daughterofevil158]

Headcanons for Damon Meowtsu in the killing game? How would his soulmates & in laws react to their asshole turning into a cat?

we putting the cats in the killing games now

◊ for max comedic potential it happens shortly before Damon would've gotten shot in the main AU. Enough time that just about everyone is aware of the soulmate web

◊ obviously they assume that Tozu is somehow behind it. He is just as confused as them if not more so

◊ how can he run a fair and proper killing game if one of the participants has such an unfair advantage?! (being able to hide and/or kill in ways unique to his status)

◊ meanwhile the group is a bit more concerned over it. While they've agreed on not falling for any motives there's still the thought of "what if someone sees him as an easier target than a person?"

◊ they're making sure he's safe and generally keeping an eye on him

◊ the fact that Damon's sentient is such a relief to them since he can still communicate as much as he can

◊ and Damon is gonna be practically glued to the side of whoever he thinks has the best odds of protecting him if it comes to that

◊ they're carrying him basically everywhere

◊ this cat is still the best of them all at gachapon

[rainbowsprinklesprincess]

Damon Meowtsu beating everyone (including a professional gamer) might actually be a better murder motive than Tozu’s motives, honestly.

Damon: *purring smugly on his pile of presents*

Cassidy:Don’tkickthekittyIknowhe’sasmugassholebutKICKTHECATNodon’t-

How would Damon & Eva interact, especially after her murder attempt was foiled? Also, how would the in-laws react to Damon now that he’s a cat?

[daughterofevil158]

luckily he paws over a Tozugotchi to Cassidy once he notices her seething

How are you supposed to have a serious conversation about your friend's murder attempt as a cat. And how are you supposed to keep a serious face when a cat is looking disappointingly at you.

But on a genuine note, while he isn't like hiding from her Damon is very noticeably tensing up when she's near him. And she is very awkward around him because of the whole cat thing but mostly because they didn't get to have a proper conversation about the situation before he transformed.

As for the soulmate in-laws, they're mostly letting the others take care of him. It makes sense that they're a bit overprotective of their soulmate when he's in such a vulnerable state in a killing game, though they do find some amusement in the situation (specifically how much Damon scrunches up at the coddling)

[rainbowsprinklesprincess]

Sometimes you got to make a peace offering to avoid being kicked like a football (Jail for Cassidy! Jail for a thousand years!) Of course, Cassidy wouldn’t actually kick Damon, no matter how much of a cute asshole he is.

Imagine if Damon pranked Tozu & Mara by stealing their stuff & tripping them under their feet.

[daughterofevil158]

Oh he would 100% be constantly tripping them whenever he thinks he can get away with it (and if none of the group are there to stop him)

[rainbowsprinklesprincess]

Human or cat, Damon is a little shit (affectionate).

Tozu: Accursed feline! You’ll pay for this!!

Would Damon be held hostage by Tozu as a cat, or would he turn back into a human by then? ( Desmond, Jean, & Grace going apeshit on Tozu for trying to hurt their kitty.)

[daughterofevil158]

They could certainly try, but given that he hasn't technically broken any rules (he "didn't" intentionally trip them, they just didn't realize he was there the whole time) plus the others constantly keeping him in their sights, they can't get to him

Not to mention they don't have anything that could contain a cat without it liquefyng an escaping considering. They made plans for 16 humans, not any animals. Probably unable to lay a finger on him until he turns back

[rainbowsprinklesprincess]

So Damon probably turns back before they escape? Imagine if Tozu lectures Damon about all the stunts he pulled as a cat during his breaking speech right before Desmond, Jean, & Grace rescue him.

[daughterofevil158]

That's why they shoot him in this scenario /joke

God imagine Damon getting cornered and he thinks Tozu is gonna talk about how it's over, no one i coming to save him, villain speech villain speech etc

But instead he just gets scolded for all his cat mischief

[rainbowsprinklesprincess]

Tozu: *Not noticing the rescue squad sneaking up behind him as he scolds a tied up Damon* First you scratched all the furniture, which cost a FORTUNE for your information! And then you treacherously ran under our feet and caused our tragic downfall! And yet these crimes pale in comparison to your greatest sin of all: DESTROYING MY MASK!

Damon: Tch, that thing was ugly anyway. It looked like a kindergartner made it in 5 seconds. Also, you have bigger things to worry about than me *cue Grace beating the crap out of Tozu while Jean & Desmond save their little meow meow.*

[rainbowsprinklesprincess]

Imagine Damon Meowtsu preventing all the murders through luck, cat mischief, & being a cute lil menace.

Damon Meowtsu would probably stop Wenona & Ulysses’ capitalism arc by causing chaos until they agree to share their money with the others (I can see him messing up Ulysses’ games when he convinces Toshiko to gamble her money)

If Cassidy’s the mastermind, she’d have mixed feelings because on one hand Damon’s ruining her plans, but on the other hand Kitty!

[daughterofevil158]

Damon Meowtsu does not abide by the rules of capitalism....not to mention that the money motive wouldn't even be effective on him since he doesn't need any human food because Cat

....plus, just realized his Tozu Trinket would have fallen off when he transformed, unless it magically became his collar or something like that, so even if they did give him motive money for whatever reasons (fairness??? idk) it could easy be taken by whoever has his trinket (or if it's his collar, he just walks over to whoever needs money the most to let them take his in return for being his cat-sitter for the day)

and he definitely fucks with Wenona & Ulysses' attempts to have a monopoly in the meantime (if he can't get Toshiko to not gamble, he will at least make sure she wins even though it means messing with Ulysses instead of being due to poison-related issues like in the Main version, here Ulysses changes his ways because he no longer has access to fluffy cat lol </3 kitty is angry at him and makes it known)

meanwhile for the other murders Mr. Meowtsu basically just has to act as Toshiko & Mark's emotional support cat even more than he already does if he picks up any extra anxiety from them (and maybe also smack Jett a little if he tries pulling out the brother-zone card), and then Ch5 solves itself through having no previous murders to worsen desloise's mental states

yeah, MM!Cassidy would not know how to feel about this lol. Meanwhile Damon is just overwhelmed by all the stress and other negative emotions his kitty senses are picking up on & adding her to his "people he needs to lay on and aggressively cuddle" roster

[wheelie-sick]

when people tag posts "unreality" it's a signal to people who struggle with discerning reality that a (likely scary if believed to be true) post is not real even though it's written as if it was. it's also a filter tag so those people can opt out of seeing posts like that entirely. many people who rely on the unreality tag are psychotic and struggle with paranoia alongside (or because of) the struggles discerning what's real. posts that these people interpret to be real can lead to incredible distress and compulsions.

when someone tags your post "#unreality" and you screenshot the tags and say "what are you talking about? this is real" because you consider the post easy to discern as not real and find this joke funny you're actually just causing paranoia for people who now feel like they can't trust the unreality tag. not everyone has the same reality discernment skills as you. what's "obviously" a fictional story to you may not be obvious to other people.

I don't think most people make this joke maliciously. I think most people making this joke don't even realize why the unreality tag exists. anyways, if you've made this joke or have the urge to make this joke then consider not doing that.

[bumblebeebats]

so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day

[slowspinningredemption]

i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

The Hat Man is our greatest export

[daughterofevil158]

How would the Multi soulmate au cast react to Mastermind Cassidy swapping places with Main Cassidy?

ah....

◊ honestly, it might take a bit for the group to realize

◊ upon waking to find herself in an unfamiliar location, MM!Cassidy is confused but quickly able to put together her persona and act like she knows what's happening

◊ so she's able to bluff her way through it for a while

◊ at least until Damon or Wenona notice she doesn't have their soulmarks on her and ask her some specific questions that she's unable to answer

◊ and thus she's tied up in the living room while the others try to figure out what's going on

◊ they probably think it's another imposter situation until they start asking her more questions and realize she does know some details about Cassidy that only they or Cassidy herself would know

◊ and of course she's trying to covertly dig for info from them too. finds out they got put in the KG, and that their Cassidy had nothing to do with it

◊ ....huh.

◊ leads to similar feelings as mentioned here once it fully clicks why that's the case

◊ meanwhile the others feel awful when they find out what MM!Cassidy went through to become the way she is, especially if their Cass went though similar experiences

◊ probably untie her since she can't do much, but they still keep eyes on her just in case

◊ awkward moments of trying to bond with her the way they would their Cassidy. She plays along with it

◊ ....and has to deal with being around living proof that goes against her beliefs (even if she has an internal not-quite-satisfaction moment upon finding out about Eva attempting a murder during their KG)

◊ meanwhile, our own Cassidy is going through it even if murders haven't happened yet by the time they swap because Tozu would certainly realize that she's genuinely trying to oppose the KG, but I trust her to succeed (and maybe drive the canon versions of her polycule a bit crazy along the way) it might be a bit harder if people have died though

[rainbowsprinklesprincess]

If I remember correctly, Cassidy planned the killing game after losing her friend and becoming disgusted at the UTP program, right?

MM Cassidy would probably try to make everyone angry at her, especially Wenona, Jean, Damon, and Eva and get frustrated when they don't get really angry at her. She'd definitely also "reveal" the others (really their canon versions) dark secrets (Jean being a former drug smuggler, Mark being a drug addict, Wolfgang being a fake lawyer, etc.)

Wolfgang: I'm...actually a legitimate lawyer, Ms. Amber.

Meanwhile, Main Cassidy would definitely play the "I'm your boss" card if Tozu and Mara started to question why she was interfering in the participants murder plans. I kinda imagine her playing up being a villain in front of Tozu and Mara while secretly trying to save everyone before she gets sent back (kinda like this)

Imagine Main Cassidy breaking down if she arrived after someone (or multiple people) have already died/been executed. All 5 of the executions would have hurt main Cassidy so much, because not only were two of her soulmates executed, but her roommate, one of her best friends, and a literal child were brutally executed.

[daughterofevil158]

yeah that's what I remember. Lost all her friends because of her Ultimate, started hating the UTP, then got taken in by the cult & later put in charge of the KG

oh it's hilarious (from an outside perspective) when MM!Cassidy tries using what she knows about their Canon selves against them....and they just stare because it's either untrue in their universe, or something they've already grown past. Girl is genuinely dumbstruck when she finds out AU!Wolfgang isn't a fraud lol

yeah AU!Cassidy is absolutely going overboard with the evil act while trying to get as much info as she can to help the others. At least she shares good acting skills with her Canon self since she would've already been caught otherwise

yeah she is not doing great if she swapped with MM!Cassidy after people died, and she feels even worse if she has to witness any deaths/executions herself after failing to stop future murders

[rainbowsprinklesprincess]

Yeah, Cassidy would act like an evil villainess in front of Tozu and Mara...unless she sees an actual murder and an execution. Then she bawls like a baby.

If Cassidy was unable to stop Toshiko's murder of Kai, imagine if Cassidy managed to convince Tozu and Mara to fake Toshiko's execution.

How do you think Main Cassidy would get back home? Would Tozu and Mara find out Cassidy's not their Cassidy?

[daughterofevil158]

it's especially bad since she's on friendy-or-more terms with her versions, so seeing them die and knowing one of them killed someone and she couldn't stop it and seeing what her Tozu meant by execution kinda breaks her a bit (girl can barely keep her composure until she's somewhere the cameras can't see her so she can break down)

ah....yeah, even without prior knowledge she's smart enough to realize why Toshiko's so panicked. And if she realizes what's stressing Tozu & Mara out, she definitely would take the opportunity

hmm, she probably either just randomly gets swapped back, or she has to stay for as long as the AU versions had stayed in the KG before getting back to her universe. Tozu & Mara would probably realize if she's successfully able to stop a good amount of murders, though they would just think she had changed her mind instead of jumping to "this is an alternate version of her"

[rainbowsprinklesprincess]

Ouch. Imagine if Tozu and Mara caught Cassidy crying after she failed to stop a murder and had to witness an execution.

Cassidy would definitely sob like a baby if she failed to prevent Kai's death, but at the very least she'd be able to save Toshiko by faking her death. Imagine if she heard Canon Desmond say Toshiko deserved to die and had to comfort canon Damon, Ingrid, Diana, and the others.

Since Canon Cassidy was in a despair cult, imagine if the leader of the cult noticed how no one died yet &/or that Cassidy is actively preventing the murder attempts and somehow figured out she wasn't Canon Cassidy (or if they didn't find out, decided to get rid of her for her "betrayal").

Meanwhile, Canon Cassidy would be feeling...a lot of stuff when she sees this alternate version of herself living happily with the very people she wanted dead.

How do you think Cassidy would eventually get home?

[daughterofevil158]

even though she's hiding in her bathroom, the crying can still be overheard by the cameras.....

and then she has to deal with trying to give Tozu & Mara the okay to fake Toshiko's execution without giving herself away to them or making the others suspicious of her, while trying not to break down over Kai in the process. It's especially rough for her when she tries to console the others, only to realize/remember that, to them, she's just a girl they met a couple weeks ago so her attempts only make them wary of her

ah.......yeah, whether or not they realize the actual truth, they do get suspicious after a few of Cassidy's plans go a bit farther than what would be necessary for her to just fake being an innocent participant. Cue the next motive being changed to one that puts a target on her back either as the victim or the one that would benefit most from being the blackened (and then they'd try to pull a Kaede on her if she wasn't the one killed)

oh, MM!Cassidy is internally going through it while she watches how the AU cast interacts with each other. She tries to explain it away as them being slightly different from her versions due to the concept of soulmarks (and being a year in the future from where she came from and Wolfgang being legitimate), but it's still disconcerting for her to see

it's either randomly swapping back or having to stay as long as she was trapped in her own KG (so like, a month-ish), though there's also the possibility that the worlds overlap a bit like what happened here

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

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[thecrabbybarista]

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[kropotkindersurprise]

July 23, 2026 - Thousands marched during the second day of protests in Madison, Wisconsin, in response to the police murder of Corey Ruiz, a 38-year-old Black man. Ruiz was shot three times while several cops already had him pinned on the ground. [video]

[foxglovedforest]

MORE 👏 PERIODS 👏 IN 👏 FANTASY 👏

[brothermouse-skeleton]

"Periods? Oh no, we don't have those here."

"What do you mean you don't have them? You can't just not have them!"

"Well, we have them, we just send them away."

"SEND THEM AWAY? HOW? TO WHERE?"

"Settle down, it's very straightforward. When someone starts getting their period they go to the local witch or wizard or necromancer or whatever's nearby and get a spell placed on them. All the blood gets sent straight to the throne of the Blood King. Which is nice because he loves blood and isn't too picky about where it comes from. This way he's not running around starting wars for his blood. He gets it free and on a regular basis."

"But what about period cramps?"

"Oh, we send those away too. Off to the orcs of the Screaming Mountains."

"That seems like it could cause problems. Aren't you worried they'll retaliate?"

"Well, no. The orcs....kind of like it? They apparently like pain about as much as the Blood King likes blood. So as long as we keep sending the period cramps, they leave us be."

"huh, I wonder why more kingdoms haven't tried this."

"Probably because those other kingdoms have normal neighbors."

[daughterofevil158]

Headcanons for Fraudgang eventually going back to college after escaping the killing game? Do you think he'd go to law school again, or do you think he'd try something different (I think he'd make a pretty good actor or even be an English major because I'm a bit biased)

◊ would definitely take at least a year or 2 post-escape (and lots of therapy) for Wolfie to even consider the idea

◊ and then another few months for him to actually bring it up to the others

◊ on one hand, with an actual support network i think he could succeed if he went back to law school given the passion he clearly has for it

◊ on the other hand, could see the idea hurting him too much to try again, on top of wanting to choose something for himself this time

◊ after all the time he spent trying to be his mother, he doesn't quite know who Wolfgang is anymore.....but the others seem to like him well enough so he'd like to find out

◊ (.....plus, given that the KG & thus the reveal were streamed, there's probably some fallout from the whole "forged his case history to make his claims seem legitimate" thing. bro just barely avoided getting charged with unauthorized practice of law, genuinely what was his plan if he hadn't been kidnapped for a KG lol)

◊ if he chooses a not-law-related path, can definitely see him finding a passion for acting and/or literature (or for the best of both world he picks one as his major & the other as his minor)

◊ (would like to bring up the funniest option is Wolfgang being such a good actor that he ends up receiving Tozu's former title)

◊ but no matter what he chooses to do with his life, the others are there to help him with his studies every step of the way

◊ and of course they're making time to be there for his graduation ceremony

[rainbowsprinklesprincess]

Yeah, law school probably wouldn't be an option for Fraudgang even though he avoided criminal charges unfortunately. Besides, Canon Wolfgang seemed to like the idea of being a lawyer more than actually being a lawyer.

There was definitely a huge backlash against Fraudgang. When Wolfgang finally gets into a university after a year or 2, there was probably a lot of pressure on the university to revoke his acceptance (mainly coming from his father).

Fraudgang might find out that he enjoys acting by participating in a local community theater (which everyone comes to see). He'd be so nervous about bringing up possibly majoring in acting, half expecting everyone to shut him down for choosing "a useless degree"...only to be encouraged to do it

I love the idea of Fraudgang becoming the Ultimate Actor. Tozu would be so PO'd and rant to Mara and anyone who would listen in jail. Then again, if Cassidy was the Mastermind and all three of them are going through their Tsuki arc, he might be begrudgingly proud of him

[daughterofevil158]

yeah, things were probably....tense for a while regarding public perception of the UTP, not just for how easily 16- or rather 15- Ultimates got kidnapped, but also because of the fraud in general. Which is not helped when Mr. Akire comes back into the picture & keeps bringing his son's crimes up whenever he justifiably can. Luckily whatever university Wolfgang ends up attending is immune to bribes (though of course they are keeping a close eye on him. Which Is Understandable)

oh, can definitely see that. Volunteers so he can get out of the house, then finds he likes it. And yeah, he was definitely worried over the others' reactions, and then he feels foolish for ever doubting them

Tozu goes through the stages of grief, but has anger between every stage lol

[rainbowsprinklesprincess]

Yeah, Mr. Akire definitely slandered his son for his "fraudulant ways" as though he had nothing to do with it or didn't do shit that made Fraudgang pretending to be an lawyer look like stealing a piece of candy. The paparazzi probably harass Fraudgang just as much as they do Damon, if not more so. Poor Wolfgang ends up a recluse for the first few months after they escape. Imagine if Damon, Grace and the others finally convinced him it was ok to go shopping with them or even go to the library, park, or something, only for him to be mobbed by paparazzi when he's alone for a second.

Wolfgang stares into Damon's eyes when he asks if Damon "most of your talents are useless" Maitsu if he agrees with his plan to major in acting/drama...and gets the happiest smile on his face when Damon tells him he'll do great.

He'd also enjoy minoring or double majoring in English. He'd love reading (especially plays & mysteries, but he'd also enjoy works about court cases such as To Kill a Mockingbird or Robert Browning's The Ring and the Book even though he'd be horrified at what Pompillia went through). and writing research papers (and having study dates with Ulysses, Eva, Damon, Mark, and sometimes Cassidy) and possibly doing some creative writing too (he'd probably use it as an outlet. Imagine if he managed to publish a poem, a collection of short stories, or even a novel).

Imagine if his first role was Atticus Finch in To Kill a Mockingbird.

Wolfgang would probably earn his Ultimate Actor title a few years after starting college (when he's in his mid-late twenties). At least 1 person in the polycule attends every single one of his performances.

If Tozu goes through a semi-redemption arc, Tozu might eventually give Wolfgang some pointers. If not, imagine if Tozu broke out of prison just to kidnap Wolfgang and the other actors/audience to show them what a real performance looks like.

[daughterofevil158]

oh, Mr. Akire absolutely plays up the "father who still loves his son but is not afraid to express how disappointed he is in his choices" act even harder than he does in the Main version. And yeah, the harassment campaign combined with his already poor mental health made Wolfgang a shut-in for the first several months after the group escaped. ah.......hopefully one of the others realizes quickly enough to send Grace after the paparazzi before they completely ruin Wolfgang's mood

of course, that only comes after five minutes of Damon being dense in the "it should be your choice before anyone else's, if you want to do it then go for it, etc" kind of way before Wolfgang has to clarify what he's actually asking

oh, he definitely enjoys creative writing (therapeutic outlet and using his major, 2 birds with 1 stone) alongside literature analysis. And even if he can't stand in the courtroom, he still loves reading stories based in/around it, along with general crime/mystery. And of course, the study dates are a huge plus ;) He'd be utterly shocked at his professor's insistence that his writing was good enough to be published, even more so when he does and it's well-received

ha.....when he finds out, he makes a joke about it not being his first time playing a lawyer (Cassidy's the only one that snickers out loud, but at least a few others think it was kinda funny)

yep, everyone that's able to make time for it buys tickets, but no matter what he always has one of them clapping the loudest for him

however it ends up, it's very funny watching them talk with each other because everyone can tell how annoyed Wolfgang is about it (while Tozu just keeps jubilantly giving out all the tips & tricks he's picked up over the years)

[rainbowsprinklesprincess]

Yeah, Mr. Akire talks a lot of shit until his many, many skeletons finally get pulled out of the closet. Wenona probably gets her lawyers to send Mr. Akire a cease and desist to get him to leave Fraudgang alone for the most part after a few months...only for him to come back with a vengeance when Fraudgang's acting career (and also his writing career) take off.

Fraudgang would love showing Damon, Grace, and the others his essays, poetry, short stories, etc. I bet one day he might even write a mystery novel which may or may not have characters inspired by the polycule.

His role as Atticus is probably what really gets him discovered. Normally people wouldn't pay attention to a small local/university production of To Kill a Mockingbird, but since multiple famous Ultimates were in attendance, the place is packed. There would also be a few talent agents/scouts, which helps Wolfgang and the other actors' careers take off (I bet Fraudgang would get a part in a mystery series/miniseries).

There would also be paparazzi (probably sent by Mr. Akire) determined to get footage of Fraudgang failing once again (only to get footage of him absolutely nailing his performance). It gets even better (for Fraudgang, worse for his dad and the people who want him to fail) when the footage gets uploaded and gets millions of views, which gives Fraudgang even more attention-only this time, it's the good kind of attention.

As annoyed as he is at being given pointers by a reformed Tozu, he tries his best to be polite and is somewhat grateful for his advice. Diana, Mark, Eva, and the others would also help him out a lot.

Eva probably catches Fraudgang using plushies of her and the others (along with some of the other plushies) as an audience/other characters when he practices a few times, and teases him every single time.

Fraudgang: *interrogating Plushie Eva* Ms. Deed, what is your relationship with the victim?

Eva: *grabbing Plushie Eva* Bweh, he owed me $20.

Do you think Fraudgang would mostly be a Broadway actor (focusing on plays), or do you think he'd be a Hollywood actor (focusing more on movies/TV shows)? Or do you think he'd be a bit of both?

Fraudgang probably gets the worst backlash of his life when he's accepted as the Ultimate Actor, especially since he got accepted only a few years after he began acting instead of people who've been acting since they could walk. There's definitely plenty of accusations of him bribing the people in charge of the Ultimate talent program even after the program was reformed to prevent bribery and multiple investigations showed that there was no evidence of bribery or corruption in their decision. There's definitely a ton demands for his title to be revoked along with a ton of harassment and death threats and possibly even a kidnapping and/or an assassination attempt

[daughterofevil158]

Mr. Akire probably ignores his son after the initial disowning (....and after getting that letter from Wenona's lawyers. His son may be nothing in his eyes, but he still has friends in high places), then absolutely comes back once Wolfgang starts becoming successful (and the others are pissed when they find out he's trying to ruin Wolfie again)

Yep, and even the ones that don't like reading often still agree when he asks to show them. And very amusing reactions when they get to read the mystery & realize why several of the side characters feel very familiar (of course, their characters are all innocent....though one or two of them are red herrings)

true, if a bunch of celebrities are promoting a play, it would definitely entice more people to buy tickets, plus the scouts wanting to see what's so special about the show......and the paparazzi, of course. Luckily, everything goes according to script, and the videos of the play go viral (there was probably at least one live-stream with a negative title regarding Fraudgang's performance that aged like milk when it ended up being the best of the actors) and help kick-start the actors' careers

he gets a bit miffed every time Tozu's advice ends up working but still thanks him (and then gets complimented over how he keeps the annoyance out of his face/voice lol). And can definitely see Diana being one of the biggest helpers of the group considering how often she works with actors (even if only with their makeup)

oh, he absolutely still uses plushies for practice (just not for court in this universe). And Eva absolutely still catches him in the act (heh) almost every time & proceeds to pull shenanigans

....honestly can easily see it being both, maybe 75% Broadway & 25% Hollywood (and yea, he definitely gets a lead role in a mystery show....and would probably get lots of offers for vampire-centric show/movies too because Look At Him)

....ah, yeah, it would get rough for Wolfgang once he gets his title, and even with all the proof that he got it legitimately, that doesn't stop the harassment. Honestly could see it leading to another parallel with Eva if it leads him to try giving up the title only to be refused. And of course he just tries to ignore it while internalizing that he deserves it for buying the lawyer title unless it started affecting the others......until the first kidnapping/assassination attempt

[rainbowsprinklesprincess]

Imagine watching a video titled "FRAUDGANG'S PATHETIC PERFORMANCE AS ATTICUS FINCH" and it some of the best acting you've ever seen.

Yeah, Mr. Akire probably tries to worm his way back into his son's life when he becomes successful (possibly due to being in debt or just simply because he still views Wolfgang as a tool/resource instead of a person) by "extending an olive branch" and "forgiving him for his dishonesty and dishonoring the family name." When that fails, Wolfgang tells him to fuck off, and Grace, Damon, Eva, and the others tell him to fuck off too, then he tries to ruin his son's life.

Eva probably spends most of Wolfgang's plushie practice heckling him until he really nails his performance (especially if he's rehearsing for something that Eva's a huge fan of, like an adaptation of a manga or a horror/mystery movie) which leaves her in stunned silence before she "reluctantly" admits "that...was awesome"

He probably starred in something similar to Twilight (except with better acting) or even played a vampire prince (I bet he'd also get cast as royalty/nobility a lot) or even a vampire lawyer (Eva: Bweh, oxymoron much?). I can also see him being cast as a werewolf too (maybe a werewolf detective or lawyer).

The characters inspired by Mark, Damon, and Eva would be really good red herrings, even if Mark gives Wolfgang the Gator Stare when he reads the part where his-I mean "the character who totally doesn't resemble Mark even though he wears a gator beanie and has a fluffy white cat (named Mochi btw)" appears.

It would probably start with threatening letters: targets printed on his face, messages like "Frauds get what's coming to them," "you took my title from me, so I'll take something from you" (note: Tozu didn't send this. I'm imaging it comes from a jealous actor or multiple jealous actors) Fraudgang brushes it off until mysterious accidents happen on set...and then some stuff that can't be considered accidents. He'd probably have a ton of kidnapping attempts, stalkers, sabotage attempts, and murder attempts by different people (and a few of them would be connected to Mr. Akire)

Imagine if he was kidnapped right before opening night on a new mystery play/movie that he starred in right under everyone's noses.

[daughterofevil158]

yeah....at least a few tabloid companies end up shutting down after showing such blatant evidence that they didn't even make sure their headline/title would be accurate before posting

true, Mr. Akire would have the audacity to try that after how he treated Wolfgang when disowning him. Wolfie & the others know he's full of shit and tell him exactly where he can shove his olive branch, and that's what drives Mr. Akire to try getting revenge for it even though he's the one in the wrong

of course, Eva's attempt at being nonchalant with complimenting Wolfgang's performance is easily seen through by him (he saw the sparkles in your eyes girl just give it up)

oh, can definitely see all of that. Vampires, nobility, & detectives tend to be the roles he gets most often, though he does enjoy branching out from that (probably got to keep his name for the werewolf character because it would be funny)

lol, Mark snaps his head at Wolfgang the second his character is introduced, and eventually one of the others has to take over reading after more similarities are introduced (Damon genuinely has an internal "he didn't base a cat off me...right?" moment if his character hasn't been introduced yet)

he's doing his best to hide any letters that get sent to their home so the others don't worry, but once the accidents on set start happening more often (and become obviously not "accidents"), the rest of the polycule gets involved (and get worried-mad when they find out that this started earlier than they thought with the hate mail)

While they did their best to protect him from the other incidents, they didn't expect someone would so brazenly snatch Wolfgang inside the theater...though at least one of the security cameras caught a glimpse of the incident

[rainbowsprinklesprincess]

Fraudgang: How was my performance, Ms. Tsunaka? Was it like one of your Japanese animes?

Eva: *blushing* Oh shut up...

Seeing Eva genuinely compliment his acting skills (albeit very reluctantly) is one of the things that convinces him he actually deserves his new talent, no matter what his father, the paparazzi, or anyone else says.

Yeah, Mr. Akire would definitely be petty enough to try to ruin his son's life after being rejected. His son should be begging to be exploited by the man who abused him, made him feel worthless, killed his mother, and disowned him while he was still in the hospital. I can definitely see him being behind at least a few kidnapping/assassination attempts (or maybe working for a gang he's indebted to.) I can also see him encouraging a bunch of disgruntled actors into harassing him or worse.

As fun as it would be to imagine Tozu bitterly raging as he reads reviews of Fraudgang's performances in prison and even breaking out to one up Fraudgang, I really like the idea of Reformed!Tozu acting as a semi-mentor-mostly-an-annoyance to Wolfgang. Imagine Tozu giving Fraudgang a big pep talk when he begins to doubt himself and his worth as the Ultimate Actor & standing up for him when he meets his shitty dad (Tozu's becoming Dad-zu).

You know, it would be hilarious if "Mochi" was actually partly based on Damon and partly based on Donut, Veronicat, and the Donut Holes Jokes aside, everyone in the polycule (and the people close to them like the Maitsus) definitely read Fraudgang's mystery novels, even Jean (imagine Ulysses reading Fraudgang's novels to/with Jean). What do you think Fraudgang's first mystery novel would be about generally (where would it be set, what's the protagonist like, is the protagonist a vampire/werewolf detective/lawyer or a normal human, etc?)

Yeah, Damon, Grace, Eva and the others are furious at Fraudgang & definitely chew him out for hiding the threats and harassment and demand to know why he didn't tell them. And then Fraudgang mutters "I thought it was just words. Besides, I deserved it after all...I took this title from people who've been acting for far longer than I have..."

Eva: So what? If they wanted to be Ultimate Actor, they should've been better actors. Lots of people said I didn't deserve

Imagine if while everyone is reviewing the imagine if Kai felt his phone buzz in his pocket, and he noticed he got a text from an unknown number. When he opens it, he nearly drops his phone: it's a video of Fraudgang tied up, gagged, and in a makeshift electric chair with a golden crown on his head with the caption "do as we say or it's curtains for Wolfgang Akire. (Note: I'm guessing mastermind behind Fraudgang's kidnapping was either a jealous actor/jealous actors involved in the production &/or Mr. Akire/the gang he's working with Even worse, imagine if the security Wenona hired and did a ton of background checks on were in on the kidnapping scheme.

On a funnier note, imagine if, after being rescued from some "accidents," assissination attempts, kidnappings, etc. Fraudgang starts getting "damsel in distress" roles (Grace, Damon, and the others are so jealous of the actors/actresses who rescue Damsel in Distress-gang)

[daughterofevil158]

yeah, if Eva of all people says he's good, that speaks more for his skills in his eyes than anything else he hears about them

Mr. Akire just can't believe his son would treat him like that after everything he did to for Wolfgang! He still deludes himself into thinking that enough pressure will make Wolfie run back to him despite all the evidence to the contrary (hell, even before he got the support of the polycule, he still managed to avoid using his father's connections for as long as he did before buying the lawyer title), so every failure just makes Mr. Akire escalate his attempts

yeah, any irritation Tozu feels is greatly exaggerated (especially since he likely lost the title to someone else already before it went to Wolfgang). He's mostly amused by the situation, and he's delighted to give Wolfgang pointers to improve his abilities and annoy Wolfie at the same time! (the guy that kidnapped Wolfgang to participate in a killing game that he 95% would've died in is a better father figure and person in general than his sperm donor 😭)

lol, Mochi the character is an amalgamation of Damon's more cat-like behavior & the actual cats (of course, Damon does have a human character too, Wolfgang just thought it would be a fun inside joke since the average reader wouldn't know) Yep, even the people that aren't avid mystery fans buy a copy of his novels to support him. Since it's his first book, it's probably more like a cozy mystery regarding a mysterious death in a close-knit community/town that the newcomer protag has to solve, alongside a few other secrets the town holds of course (could see him putting a twist of the town being one of monsters if he thinks he could pull it off)

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once they get it through Wolfgang's head that he got his title through his own skill, their next goal is getting him to stop believing any other bullshit the harassers are claiming in their hate mail

Kai can't stop the little shriek he makes, so the others find out fast and split into groups while they try to track down their kidnapped friend (and if Wenona's security was involved or otherwise compromised, she's bringing the hammer down on them) Probably some jealous actors in this case since Mr. Akire would be more likely to kidnap one of the others to blackmail Wolfgang, so they're relatively easy to find once the others put the clues together

lol, yeah once they can see the sheep under the wolf's clothing Fraudgang definitely gets more roles like that (and yeah seeing that makes the others more jealous than any of the other romance-leaning roles he played before)

[all-mammal-creechur]

Western Spotted Skunk Spilogale gracilis

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[darkerthandarknesstyle93]

my light yagami quotebot on twitter very conveniently posted this a couple of hours after charlie kirk got domed and i havent stopped laughing since

[partywithponies]

Fascinating how what's considered feminine and what's considered masculine can change over time. The rebranding of being a horse girl into being a stereotypical feminine girly trait needs to be studied.

[partywithponies]

Look at classic children's novels. As recently as the 50s and early 60s, being obsessed with horses as a girl was depicted as strange and tomboyish, and the very concept of being obsessed with horses from early childhood and loving toy horses and desperately wanting your own horse being a "little girl thing" and not a "little boy thing" would send someone from the 1800s and earlier into a coma.

[partywithponies]

There's maybe a point to be made here somewhere about how when keeping and riding horses stopped being necessary to the functioning of society and became a more "frivolous" thing, it was rapidly rebranded as silly and girly and for women, but what do I know.

[dizzyghoast]

i wrote a paper in my masculinity studies class in college about this exact phenomenon, specifically about how high heeled shoes started as a practical way for Persian cavalry to keep their feet on their stirrups, then likely due to that association, became a popular fashion item and status symbol among the upper classes of Europe, before the Great Male Renunciation of the 18th-19th centuries, when men started shunning opulence in favor of utility, leaving them as a fashion item for women instead.

I've joked that the two genders are Aesthetic and Utility before but thats just kinda the case

[eptck]

you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.

you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.

you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.

you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.

you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.

you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.

[daughterofevil158]

Headcanons for each of the Maitsuverse Cassidys celebrating their birthdays?

i guess i should start linking the maitsuverse versions to the birthday post lol

◊ Main variants, Historian & Ship Captain's Music Producers, Marksman, Ship Captain, Drag Racer: probably hit up an arcade or club (can see Marksman!Cassidy doing laser tag like Marksman!Jett), celebration lasts throughout the night, most likely to get utterly wasted now that they're 21

◊ Entrepreneur, Fencer, Mathlete, Debater, Influencer, Historian: similar to here, having a chill game night with just their groups (though maybe with the Influencer doing a stream)

◊ Cosmetologist, Blacksmith, Matchmaker, Lawyer: get surprised by a birthday party when they get home after a nice lunch with their partners/friends

[rainbowsprinklesprincess]

Would Cassidy be 20 or 21 in this case? I thought she was 19 is why I'm asking.

Entrepreneur Damon would hate Mountain Dew cake with a passion...but since Cassidy likes it? It's the best flavor in the world. He's getting the best bakers he can find to make a Mountain Dew Cake for Cassidy, and if anyone makes fun of it, they're fired!

Marksman Cassidy would constantly yell out "Boom! Headshot!" when she hits someone in laser tag or kills an enemy in a video game.

Imagine Drag Racer Cassidy & Pro Gamer Eva teaching Itoshi how to play different games.

[daughterofevil158]

ah, I put 21 since in last year's ask she turned 20

the things Entrepreneur!Damon does for love........Amazing that he keeps his face from scrunching every time he takes a bite (but his hatred still shows, though Cassidy finds it cute/funny)

yep, girl's having the time of her life massacring all her friends & loved ones (and of course the others weren't holding back just because it's her birthday, so the victory is even sweeter)

Itoshi is....bad at the games they like, and it is very amusing for the girls to watch him pout every time he dies

[rainbowsprinklesprincess]

Do you think each of the Maitsuverse Cassidys would do a birthday challenge similar to the one here, or do you think a few of them would do something different for their birthdays? I can see Lawyer Cassidy doing some courtroom roleplay and Fencer Cassidy roleplaying as a knight &/or doing some sexy swordplay with one or more of her partners/FWBs

[daughterofevil158]

Oh, can see some of the Cassidy's (Entrepreneur, Influencer, the Music Producers, Drag Racer, & Marksman) going through a gaming "challenge" while the others are more inclined to more roleplay-based birthday "gifts" Can definitely see that for those 2

[rainbowsprinklesprincess]

Do you think any of the Cassidys that do a birthday video game challenge would win & earn the right to punish their partners & maybe the other adults? Or would they all fail & get a very enjoyable punishment?

What kind of roleplays do you think the other Cassidys would do for their birthday?

[daughterofevil158]

Historian's MP, Influencer, & maybe Entrepreneur would win & are very excited to reap their rewards, while Captain Maitsu's MP, Marksman, & Drag Racer would lose (though there is the chance that they intentionally lost)

Blacksmith would do a knight roleplay similar to Fencer, Mathlete & Debater roleplay as students getting a "tutoring session," Historian does the same but in the teacher role, Cosmetologist is giving her "clients" a very special & exclusive "beauty treatment," Captain Amber has captured some pirates & decides to punish them herself, & Matchmaker is a defendant who has to keep her testimony consistent despite the teasing from the prosecutor, attorney, & judge

[rainbowsprinklesprincess]

Ah, if the losers lost on purpose, then they would need an especially intense punishment for their bratty behavior...of course the winners aren't holding back either.

Do you think Influencer Cassidy would use a ruler on Mathlete and the others, or do you think she'd not considering what happened last time?

Historian's Music Producer Cassidy would love getting to play her partners' and FWB's "drums." She'd probably be pretty gentle with Historian Damon and Mathlete Ulysses due to them being sickly Victorian gentlemen and being very sensitive, but she definitely recruits them to join her band and to "beat her high score" (especially when Historian gets to Ingrid and Desmond). Imagine if both MP Cassidy's recorded their "birthday funishment/jam session" for "later use" or even to use in an (unreleased & private) song.

Imagine if Entrepreneur Cassidy fucked MP Damon first just to make his partners jealous.

Imagine Itoshi and the other adults riding Drag Racer Cassidy after spanking her.

Ah...Reiji would be absolutely ruthless with Matchmaker Cassidy, and her defense attorney (Drag Racer Wolfgang) would be 0 help, especially when she's accused of being illegally sexy. Would Eloise be the judge or or would Mark be the judge?

Captain Amber would be absolutely ruthless with the pirates she's captured, especially when she "beats" and "tortures" each of the pirates while the others are tied up and can only watch in arousal horror as they wait their turn.

Cosmetologist Cassidy's partners/FWBs are so lucky to get pampered, especially when it's her birthday after all. Blacksmith Damon, Pro Gamer Kai, Fencer Wenona, and Lawyer Eloise would definitely enjoy the massage Cassidy gives them almost as much as if not more than the actual happy ending. What other "beauty treatments" do you think she'd give her polycule?

Do you think Mathlete & Debater Cassidy would be good students that get rewarded, or would they be naughty students who need to be punished? Likewise, would Historian Cassidy's students mostly be good students, or mostly naughty students?

[daughterofevil158]

yep, after all, intentionally losing means they really wanted the punishment instead, so their partners are more than happy to oblige

hmm, Influencer!Cassidy probably gives them the choice of either 15 with the ruler or 30 with her hand.......and she & her partners are very careful to avoid any lotions/creams that contain their shared allergen when they do impact play now, so even if it does sting to sit for the next week, at least they don't have to deal with hellfire as well

yeah, while she normally does more energetic beats, she can appreciate the appeal of gentler rhythms when it comes to Historian & Mathlete!Ulysses. And both MP!Cassidy's absolutely have their birthday sessions recorded to enjoy listening to later

Entrepreneur!Cassidy would definitely do that lol. Genuinely thinking about who to pick first after winning, sees MP's partners tense a bit when she looks his way, and internally laughs like a villain. And if it makes them a bit bratty when it's their turns, that just makes it all the more enjoyable to her (plus she'll happily let them get sandwiched by two green-eyed cuties if they don't get too snarky with her)

poor Drag Racer!Cassidy's hips are gonna be as sore as her butt the next morning (if not more sore), but it was totally worth it considering how skilled the "drivers" were with her (not to mention the 13 of them are spoiling her the morning after)

Reiji has no mercy for criminals of her caliber, and Judge Eloise finds herself agreeing with his arguments, especially when he pulls out the evidence (aka having Cassidy strip before letting his co-counsel Mark tease her with foreplay so the court can see her sexiness for themselves) and his closing argument of "if the defendant was truly innocent, then we wouldn't be so aroused by her" fully convinces the court to give her a guilty verdict. And of course, her sentencing is a rough fucking from the four of them until they're all too exhausted to keep going

oh, Captain Amber has the pirates begging for more mercy by the time she's gone through all of them. But of course, a pirate is never fully punished until they repent, so she'll give them as much punishment as they want need until they break

yep, though it's still a treat for her since she gets to do whatever she wants to them....in the name of relaxation, of course. And yeah, for those 4 there's barely a difference in the sounds they make when getting "massaged" & actually getting massaged lol. Once she's done with the massages, she definitely uses different mascaras & lipsticks/glosses on them to test what's waterproof & what smudges (even though she already knows)....and of course she tests them by having them kiss her all over before she fucks them all to the point of tears

Mathlete!Cassidy & Debater!Cassidy get all the questions they're asked right, but they're so disrespectful during "class" that their teachers decide to discipline them anyway (though they're still willing to give their naughty students a reward if they apologize for their bratty behavior). Meanwhile Historian!Cassidy is lucky to have mostly well-behaved students, but if any decide to be rude to their teacher, she's got Captain Taulner & Entrepreneur!Desmond as assistants to help punish them

[rainbowsprinklesprincess]

Main Cassidy probably also wins her challenge this year, meaning she gets to take revenge on her partners/FWBs for the “humiliating punishment” she got last year. Cassidy would make sure Eva, Damon, Jean, & especially Wenona’s “punishments” are extra special.  Cassidy’s gonna spank & fuck the capitalism out of her gf if it’s the last thing she does (imagine if she pretends to be a revolutionary/vigilante “punishing” a bunch of spoiled bourgeois booties).

Historian’s MP Cassidy adores hearing the different sounds her partners/FWBs make when she (& later Historian Damon & Mathlete Ulysses) plays their drums, blows their horns, etc. MP Cassidy & Historian Damon would probably dom Ingrid & Desmond together (maybe one playing the drums & one blowing on the “instruments”)

Imagine if Entrepreneur Cassidy used a rubber duck dildo or buttplug on MP.

Yeah, Influencer Cassidy wants their booties to burn in a sexy way, not a miserable/painful way. 

Poor Matchmaker Cassidy would whine about having insufficient counsel, but that would just make Drag Racer Wolfgang all the more eager to punish her for her crimes of excessive sexiness.  

Lawyer Cassidy would similarly prosecute her partners & FWBs & sentence them to a harsh spanking and fucking, especially if Entrepreneur tries to “bribe the prosecution/judge”

Fencer Cassidy & Crypt would definitely love roleplaying as a knight rescuing some poor damsels in distress, who have been kidnapped & are currently being “tortured” by 3 villains (Grace, Mark, & Eva) & their pet cryptid (Crypt).  

Mathlete Cassidy & Debater Cassidy initially pretended to be good students…until they had the audacity to moon their tutors after correctly answering the questions. Then their tutors decide that if their students wanted a spanking, they’d get one! Historian Cassidy might also have to deal with some naughty students mooning or otherwise teasing her.  

[daughterofevil158]

Cassidy's more prepared for their "devious" tricks this year, and she's spent the weeks leading up to the "rematch" thinking of how she plans to get payback. And she's just as harsh with the others as they were with her last year, so of course those 4 get the "worst" punishment (oh, can definitely see her choosing roleplay like that for them, especially when their "whining" that she can't do this to them turns into moans)

yeah, Historian's MP!Cassidy loves hearing the "music" she can play with her beloved "instruments" the most, though it's also fun seeing what sounds different "musicians" can draw out of them (especially if she ends up teaching Historian & Mathlete!Ulysses where the best spots are). And Historian happily returns the favor by letting her help him with Ingrid & Desmond

ah, that might be too embarrassing even for MP lol (and he's got some of the lowest standards of the Damon's)...though he'd accept a rubber duck ball gag (he tries squeaking a song on it until Entrepreneur!Cassidy gets annoyed enough to make it her goal to fuck the brattiness out of him before going to the next person)

really, DR!Wolfgang tried his best, but Matchmaker!Cassidy was obviously guilty from the start. She should be lucky he managed to get her such a light punishment considering her crimes, and makes sure to let her know

Lawyer!Cassidy is utterly appalled at the blatant display of corruption! That only makes her even more determined to punish Entrepreneur & his accomplices for their actions (and for being so irresistibly sexy)

oh, Fencer!Cassidy absolutely enjoys playing the knight in shining armor, especially when the "poor damsels" give her their thanks for saving them before helping her "punish" the defeated villains & their pet

really, Mathlete! & Debater!Cassidy should know better than to wear such short skirts and no underwear, but them bending over even further once their tutors noticed shows that they actually need some discipline (....which is basically a reward for them anyway). And Historian!Cassidy is quick to have her assistants drag any misbehaving students to her desk so the whole class can see what happens to naughty students....but "unfortunately" it only makes them want to act out even more

[rainbowsprinklesprincess]

Even better, imagine if the "bourgeois scum/corrupt nobility" wore super fancy costumes (and even some historically accurate costumes from Ulysses and the nerds), which only makes it more "distressing" when their lovely clothes, jewels, and accessories are stripped off their pampered bodies to be distributed to the oppressed working class before punishing & fucking each of the spoiled aristocrats until they give up their wealth and privilege and agree to be her comrades. Imagine Jett with a monocle and a top hat while speaking with a terrible British or French accent.

The spoiled and snobby nobles would be shocked and appalled that a mere peasant has the audacity to manhandle members of the bourgeois, strip them of all their finery, and even giving each of their beautiful bourgeois booties a spanking while the others can only wait in anticipation! Oh the indignity! What other cruelties will this revolutionary inflict on them? Will she teasingly caress their breasts and nipples? Will she force them to go down on her? Will she force them to wear cruel chasity belts or humiliating butt plugs while they wait for their punishment? Will she-

Cassidy: Wow, it's almost like you bourgeois scum want to be punished for your crimes against the people.

Even "worse," what if Cassidy brought in Jean's crew to help "break the arrogant captain"

Captain Amber similarly enjoys "breaking" the pirate crew until they each promise to change their ways, become honest sailors, and join her crew. Historian Eva (who would be the Pirate Captain in this scenario) probably is the most if not one of the most defiant...until Captain Amber recruits a recently converted Golfer to help her "reform" the pampered Pirate Queen.

Historian Damon definitely knows all the best spots and ways to "play" Lawyer Ingrid and Golfer Desmond, and they're all too happy to be played by him, Cassidy, and Ulysses (especially since they're used to being doms). MP Cassidy meanwhile definitely shows Historian and Mathlete Ulysses how to play Entrepreneur Mark, Marksman Jett, Fencer Eva, and the others. Fencer Eva probably plays up being a super defiant heroine captured by evil villains until she turns into a moaning, happy mess.

MP's partners definitely act super bratty after watching their poor boyfriend get such a harsh "punishment" and not even being allowed to join in. If Entrepreneur Cassidy's not careful, they might even turn the tables on her.

Of course, Matchmaker Cassidy still whines and throws a tantrum like a brat even after Drag Racer Wolfgang tells her he did his best, so he decides to punish Cassidy too until she learns to be grateful.

Likewise, Lawyer Cassidy is thrilled at not only taking down another corrupt sexy businessman and his equally sexy associates, but also getting to administer justice herself. Imagine if she put Entrepreneur in a chastity cage after his first spanking, blindfolded him, and forced him to stand in the corner while she punished (and rewarded) his associates.

Imagine if Fencer Cassidy was initially "captured" by villains and their were-coyote and forced to watch the poor damsels be "deflowered" while loving every single minute of it before the brave knight breaks free and defeats the villains, or if the damsels were forced to watch her be "tortured" until the brave Sir Cassidy turns the tables on her captors

As she stares at her students' red booties and smug smiles, Historian Cassidy wonders if she needs to try a different approach.

Historian Cassidy: Alright class, whoever can answer these questions will get a very special reward from me. Imagine if she initially gave the bright student a piece of candy to make them pout before really rewarding them. Mathlete Cassidy and Debater Cassidy's "teachers" probably do something similar after paddling (and possibly fucking) the bad girls if they're still up for it.

[daughterofevil158]

true......and really, if the aristocrats are so hungry for punishment, Cassidy will have to make sure they really regret their bourgeois ways. They're utterly "humiliated" at how one girl managed to take them all down, especially upon seeing how she treats the first noble she grabs and realizing she'll do the same to them. Of course, the "most corrupt" of them last the longest before breaking, and thus get the harshest punishments (Jean in particular resists her attempts the longest.....until she whistles the signal for his crew to come in, much to his delight horror)

The pirate queen Eva put up a good fight, but under the might of Captain Amber and Golfer, she's no match for them, especially with how relentless they are in "convincing" her that repenting for their evil ways & joining Cassidy's crew will lead to even greater pleasures

yep, and Historian's more than happy to teach MP!Cassidy where all those spots are after giving her a chance to find them herself (and tease Ingrid & Desmond in the meantime). And he's just as studious as her when it's his turn to be the one learning to play her own soulmates' "instruments." yeah, she would still pull that act lol, though Cassidy wouldn't have it any other way

Entrepreneur!Cassidy is lucky that it's her birthday, so MP's partners "reluctantly" accept their fate when it's their turn (and really, making their bratty masks break is one of the most enjoyable parts of the night for her). Of course, they still plan to punish her for her "cruelty" towards MP (and how she teased them over it) the next time she has sex with them, and she's more than happy to see them try

after mistreating her lawyer like that, Matchmaker!Cassidy shouldn't be surprised when he teams up with Reiji & the others to "punish" her for her crimes (the four of them each have a round with her before asking if she's learned her lesson....and of course she hasn't, so her sentencing gets extended)

oh, only being able to hear the noises Desmond & Wolfgang are making without knowing exactly what Lawyer!Cassidy is doing to them would wind Entrepreneur up so badly even without the chastity cage, so with it he barely lasts half an hour before begging for mercy....of course, she doesn't plan to grant it until he proves he's repented for his crimes

poor Fencer!Cassidy, but seeing the "torture" the damsels go through gives her the strength to overpower the villains. and likewise, if she's the one getting "tortured" she resists as long as she can until she can go for their "weak spots" when they least expect it

Historian!Cassidy might have to start offering spankings as a reward instead if she wants her students to actually behave. And yeah, she definitely teases them with candy at first (their pouts fade fast when she puts it in her mouth before kissing them while preparing to give their real reward)

Mathlete!Cassidy & Debater!Cassidy are also victims of it after they finally started to behave once they got paddled for their teasing. Thankfully their cute faces convince their "teachers" to give them something much sweeter than candy

[eitobleh]

I love big brother

[valtsv]

tagging/content warning systems for media are often mocked outside of fanfic which is kind of too bad because i do think it'd be a really interesting vector of literary analysis to examine what the author or publisher thinks they should be informing their audience about vs. the actual content of the media in question

[valtsv]

tagging my work devoid of any explicit sexual content as "dubcon" and sitting back to watch people fight over what i could have meant by this like i'm a roman emperor watching gladiators being devoured by lions in the coliseum