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Mostly reblogs. 24 DNI: Homophobes, racists, transphobes/TERFs, pedos/MAPs/child predators, bigots, etc.

[finishingschoolbooks]

How to Ride a Werewolf

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

[were-ralph]

That’s not how you ride a werewolf ill show you how to ride a werewolf !!

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[daughterofevil158]

Wolfgang is leaving this killing game with gray hairs lololol

Wolfgang: I'm relieved that, despite everything the organizers behind this killing game threw at us, we all managed to survive long enough for rescue to arrive-.....where's Damon?

(it's a good thing the group got put in protective custody after getting saved because man's gonna be looking like Gregory Edgeworth by 24 if he doesn't take a break after going through all that lol)

[rainbowsprinklesprincess]

Ulysses, Wenona, Ingrid, and maybe Jean might get some gray hairs too honestly.

Kai, Diana, and Damon would definitely help Wolfie dye his hair when they get out. Imagine if Wolfgang bonded with Eva when they both get their hair dyed together.

[daughterofevil158]

true.....at least they have the best cosmetologist in the country to help them if they want it lol

yeah, Wolfgang would be a bit....insistent on covering any noticeable gray hairs as soon as he can (because of daddy issues), but even though the others wouldn't know why yet, they're still willing to help him. He definitely tries to hold a conversation with her....takes him a few attempts to get her to respond with more than 3 words though

[rainbowsprinklesprincess]

Imagine if Diana & Kai styled his hair to look like Phoenix Wright…and Wolfgang had no idea who that was. Cue horrified gasps from Cassidy & Eva.

[daughterofevil158]

they can't believe he's so uncultured! ....cue Damon piping up that he doesn't know who that is either, and thus the 2 end up trapped on the couch once Wolfgang's hair is done so Eva & Cassidy can play the game for/with them

[rainbowsprinklesprincess]

Poor Ingrid. Imagine barely being an adult & already going gray. Jokes aside, Wenona would look good with a few gray hairs (even though she’d rather get Diana to dye her hair.) Damon & Eva would smugly point out how Ace Attorney is basically a parody of the Japanese Criminal Justice system when Wolfgang complains about how “unrealistic” this game is.

Then of course they introduce Ulysses & Wenona to the Professor Layton series (probably during a hair dye sesh)

Imagine Cassidy, Eva, & Grace playing Wii sports together.

[daughterofevil158]

girl's the third youngest of the group too lol.... yeah, Wenona would definitely prefer covering them up at least for a decade or two for the sake of her image

they're greatly amused by how ruffled Wolfgang gets over the game...at least until Damon's met with a leap of logic that's too far for him to get behind (meanwhile Eva & Cassidy are used to Ace Attorney shenanigans)

oh, absolutely, and they spend so much time looking for, arguing over, & completing puzzles that their dye session is over before they realize (Wenona & Ulysses would not be opposed to joining next time they play)

poor Eva's in last place every time, but that just fuels her motivation to beat Grace in at least one game (meanwhile Grace won't turn down a challenge & Cassidy's just having fun)

[rainbowsprinklesprincess]

Grace might get a few gray hairs too from taking care of everyone.

Damon: Psh, calm down Akire. It's just a gam-ARE THEY CROSS EXAMINING AN ORCA?!

Side note, but imagine if one day Wolfie had to cross examine a crow or raven and Eva had to help him.

Imagine if Ulysses became an avid gamer after playing stuff like Professor Layton, Ace Attorney, Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective, etc. He'd probably also like Assassin's Creed too.

Imagine if Eva actually beat Grace at wii sports, especially if it was at golf.

[daughterofevil158]

Lawyer!Wolfgang “Crimes against your soulmate would be just as bad as crimes against women/children” Akire having a heart attack at all the attempted soulmate murders both in bonus content and normal content but ESPECIALLY in bonus content

save him </3

In the Main version he would have to deal with the whole Eloise/Desmond mess (though to be fair, it probably never got farther than a crazy idea since they didn't have 4 chapters of death & despair ruining their mental health unless a motive specifically targets them) on top of all the guilt over isolating Damon during Ch1. Kinda surprising to realize those 2 are the only killer/victim that are soulmates with each other now that I'm thinking about it....until Bonus Content comes into play. Words are being had with Jean once he finds out about the "tried to kill Damon" thing. Those 2 get the biggest reactions from Wolfgang because of the soulmate aspect, but he's definitely in 2nd place behind Damon in the "who's internally screaming over all the murder attempts" competition when it comes to all the other attempts lol (especially when it comes to Toshiko. like. she's the one he'd consider the most innocent of them all, and she tried to kill someone, albeit spontaneously?)

Not to mention he still has the leader position and is trying to help with all the non-murder-related conflicts that happen as well. And the whole situation with Damon getting poisoned. This guy is stressed for basically the whole time they're trapped lol

[rainbowsprinklesprincess]

Yeah, Wolfgang definitely crashes out at least a few times during the killing game. Imagine if he made Toshiko cry.

On a funnier note, imagine Grace yelling "Oi! If you wankers don't stop trying to kill each other, I'm gonna bash your fucking heads in!"

[daughterofevil158]

He is trying his best to stay calm, but it is very hard lol (especially if he hasn't fully unpacked all his emotions over almost getting murdered himself yet). Oof.....he didn't yell or get angry, but he definitely defended her the hardest until she confessed to her attempt & couldn't keep himself from expressing his disappointment/betrayal

oh, Grace absolutely made a threat like that at some point. The soybean she's sharing with them all is already dealing with his poisoning, and his emotional stress, plus Wolfgang's, is getting Grace pissed off at all the other idiots since she's having to deal with it due to Damon's soulmark plus her & Wolfie being roommates (and those are her only reasons, of course ;3)

[rainbowsprinklesprincess]

He feels bad the minute he sees her tear up, but he's too angry to stop himself until Ingrid and Damon stop him and take Toshiko away to talk to her.

Grace probably is also one of the better caretakers for Mark, especially since she's probably dealt with people suffering withdrawals before (she's an athlete and was a delinquent whose parents were involved in organized crime after all). She's aggressively telling him to get better or she'll bash his head in while gently making sure he's ok and has a steady snack supply.

[daughterofevil158]

yeah, he definitely apologizes once he's calmed down, but the sudden realization that even someone like Toshiko could break in their circumstances finally hit him

true.......and even if her family wasn't part of the drug trade, she's probably one of the top 5 students with the most medical knowledge due to her talent. Over Bonus Content!Ch2, Girl's got her time split between being a bodyguard for Damon while he's unconscious, trying to calm Wolfgang down, fighting with Wenona over the motive, and awkwardly trying to relate to Mark after realizing what's happening to him Grace Madison, protector of twinks

[rainbowsprinklesprincess]

You know what would be awful? If for the 3rd motive everyone's families/loved ones were threatened, or maybe just a few peoples loved ones, like Toshiko's family. The threatened people would have to kill within a certain timeframe and not tell anyone that their families were in danger or Mara and the other killing game workers would "hunt down their loved ones" (they'd probably be kidnapped instead of killed if no one killed in the time frame & possibly be forced to watch their loved ones in the killing game). Imagine if Damon or even Ingrid of all people considered killing too just to save their families or even planned to kill.

Poor Grace is so busy taking care of everyone that she barely has time to team up with Cassidy, Ingrid, and (reluctantly) Eva to overthrow Wenona and Ulysses. It gets even worse in Chapter 3 and Chapter 4

Grace: *pulling out her schedule* Let's see...I checked on Wolfie...I checked on Sleeping Soybean until Ingrid took over...I made sure Chameleon Girl and Gator Boy had enough food...*grins* time to overthrow the boo-whatever and knock Rich Bitch's teeth in!

[daughterofevil158]

ahh.....i actually put that as the 4th motive for my what-if lol.... yeah, if it's only a few that get that motive Wolfgang is much more understanding & apologetic once he finds out (he'd be like that even if it was everyone that got the motive tbh). And augh.....they would almost convince themselves that they could go through with it, then one of their close people in the KG talks to them and they....they just can't

Grace is making sure they all pay her back with interest once they get out of of the KG lol yeah, even though Damon's awake by then, she has to deal with the shit-storms that are Ch3 & 4. Thankfully she has more help since the others aren't worrying over the money motive anymore

[rainbowsprinklesprincess]

Ah...Toshiko's murder attempt would probably be the inspiration for the 4th motive. Imagine if Grace ended up talking Ingrid down from her murder plan.

Grace out here being forced to go into mom mode and hating every single minute of it. Grace might even (very, very reluctantly) take care of Wenona and Eva if they get sick or injured after Chapter 2. Enemies to lovers arc anyone?

[bundlesofcrows]

KEEP YOUR SHITASS OUTDOOR CATS INSIDE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD

[honeyed-katsu]

it's disability pride month guys, so let's stop with the able-bodied & neurotypical headcanons for characters. make that character disabled! make them neurodivergent! give them mobility & support aids! make their disability affect them in some tangible way! give them mental & physical disabilities! make that injury disable them! & if the character is disabled in canon? expand on that! look at it deeper! research their canon disability & show some love to them!

make your own disabled rep & lift up the disabled rep we already have!

[hemipenal-system]

also yknow i do think that people would probably have more success dealing with transphobes if they just got obliquely blunt and unwoke about it

“look at her thats obviously a woman are you fucking stupid” works way better on the average transphobe and bystanders than “well shes transitioning so you should try not to be transphobic to her”

[hemipenal-system]

the average transphobe has kind of psyched themself into a paranoid reality that is mostly incomprehensible to the average person, and because of this the easiest way to socially defuse them is to make them look completely batshit insane. if you're surrounded by normal people, a well-placed "what the FUCK are you talking about?" mid-rant about chromosomes and hormones can shut them down infinitely better than trying to out-gender science them

[mxbitters]

h-hey guys

apparently clouded leopards can use their claws to hang upside down

wild huh

[meet-again]

Pics or it didnt happen

[mxbitters]

they just.  they just do that

[meet-again]

:))))

[todaysbat]

Image description: series of photos of clouded leopards hanging upside down. One photo has two of them hanging upside down by just their hind legs, like bats.

[yeeowchh]

ATTENTION!!!!

If you get mentioned in posts or comments like this, do NOT do it!! This is spam!!!

Please, don’t give your info to bots!!!!

[normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke]

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:

Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

In case anyone missed it

[electrumbound]

[infectiouspiss]

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

[infectiouspiss]

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

[infectiouspiss]

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

[learn-how-to-love]

That “cringe” nonbinary xenogender genderfuck therian who uses neopronouns and may or may not go on HRT while being loudly, proudly themselves will always be more revolutionary and subversive than a binary trans person who aggressively reproduces the cis status quo and shames anyone who doesn’t do the same.

[learn-how-to-love]

By the way, I threw “therian” in here as a bit of a litmus test for those responding to it as something widely regarded as “cringe” but ultimately completely harmless and benign that’s often maligned by people with conservative beliefs. And well. It did its job quite amazingly given how many of the negative responses I’ve seen have focused on that rather than the overall message of shaming people for their identities is bad and counterproductive. It’s almost like these people view all of those stated identities this way but used the silly furry one as a “weak point” they’d get minimal pushback on to dismiss the very clear point of the post. Literally hilarious honestly

[gentleaffirmations]

Even if you were a difficult child, you didn't deserve to be hurt.

[gentleaffirmations]

I hope this message reaches all the neurodiverse and disabled people who were made to feel like their abuse was justified because they had "behaviors".

While this message is true for every child, you are who I had in mind when I wrote it.

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[your-sleep-paraylis-demon]

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

[gaynfl-moved]

[harvestspriteirl]

[writing-prompt-s]

The prince has been cursed, forcing him to live the rest of his life as a woman. At least that's the story the royal family is going with, because apparently an "unbreakable genderswap curse" is (sadly) much more acceptable than the princess being trans.

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

happy disability pride month to mean cripples, nasty addicts, people with down syndrome who arent nice and talk constant shit, wheelchair users that WILL run you over, autists that dont care and arent about to pretend to, people who lie to their psychiatrists, people that sit on the floor in public places with no benches, amputees that lie profusely about "what happened", ; to the "noncompliant", the "drug seeking", the "mean", the "difficult" and the "undeserving", and so on and so forth, i love us all and we deserve the world actually mwah mwah

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

to people that hide contraband in their assistive devices. to people that do party tricks they arent supposed to and people who will spit on you if you ask them to do party tricks. to people that weaponise the infantalisation of disabled people for their own purposes (theft et. al.). to the people who "misuse" their medication and people who dont take it at all. to my mother, who takes out her hearing aids when she doesnt want to hear shit anymore but will still pretend to be listening so you dont catch on. to people who sleep all the time and to people with "abnormal" circadian rhythms who are unwilling to alter their sleep/wake cycle to best appeal to societal (and moral) expectations. to people that complain loudly about inaccessibility and refuse to try and "make it work". to people that charge money for invasive questions and people that pretend not to understand the question at all.