God I wish that were me

“Elton John is my dad"

[screenshotsofdespair]

[16souvlakia]

“100% polyester” you are like a terrorist to me

[hrjrjj]

[catcrumb]

[cheruib]

due to personal reasons i’ll be:

[guillotin3d]

[wrenchswango]

silly

[peanutdream]

[cordspaghetti]

miserable women in your area ⚠️

[corpseprxnce]

Where's the link? Where's the link???

[kaijuno]

[waltzingbi]

his eyes were coke zero brown

[never-obsolete]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[mushroomcaphat]

oh this collar? no no it's not a sex thing, yeah it's not really for fashion either. yeah no it keeps my head attached. yeah my head? it's detached? yeah no it falls right off if i don't wear the collar, huge pain in the ass. the jingle bell is a sex thing though.

[sovietnam]

[catcrumb]

[varshnarsh]

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