If It Sucks Hit Da Bricks

Rebecca 24 born to bake forced to game

[marciaillust]

curious. anyway,

[softichill]

I think abt this tiktok all the time

[thesadcyborg9million]

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

[br1ghtestlight]

spent MONTHS looking for this stupid tumblr post bcuz i constantly want to reference it and it wouldn't come up no matter what i searched despite it being (what i thought) was a popular well-known tumblr post only to find that the original blog turned off reblogs and deactivated and that it only got 12k notes total. but im posting it anyway to preserve its legacy

[egberts]

song of the summer 2026

[striders]

[mothman-pseudanthium]

My dark secret is that I do sometimes like to go back and listen to the Thomas sanders Steven universe companion playlist

[anglaised]

i reference queer history and art like im autistic and its my special interest

[mothman-pseudanthium]

Anyway none of that matters bc I’m throwing my hat in the ring for a mystery flesh pit national park movie

[mothman-pseudanthium]

First ever fnaf vhs videos are also good but got ruined by everyone else doing it

[mothman-pseudanthium]

Local 58 and this is my Milwaukee remain the only good analogue horrors

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

I'm coming to realize how vital it is to keep a running list of shit you did in the past few weeks so that you can participate in small talk. It's literally not anything to do with them being interesting at all it's just having Something to say to give people even the barest thing to hold on to. It's so you don't get into the "what have you been up to" "nothing much what about you" "yeah same" trap. Literally just say something.

What have you been up to? Um well it's getting warmer so I've been having to brush my cat every day.

Like no it's not that interesting of a thing to say. But now they can respond to it. They could say, man yeah it really is heating up, I've been trying to think of things to do inside more often. Or, oh you have a cat? What's their name?

Like. It's Something. All you need is Something. And if you're like me and your brain immediately goes blank upon entering small talk then keeping a list will help you remember things to say.

[fictionalgod]

[excitementshewrote]

[tropiyas]

[luxwing]

Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet

[luxwing]

Happy Pride to the Woke Mob

[samreich]

sometimes you have to read your dad's texts and just move on with your day

[breakstar91]

This man’s Jewish father is gonna guilt trip *ME* into calling *MY* parents.

[sighinastorm]

[lamignonette]