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[badpsychicadvice]

"Look, I know we were all interested in alternative, modern new ways of making offerings to ancient, somewhat demonic deities, but maybe it's time to go back to something more traditional."

"GIVE ME MY FUCKING WHIPPITS, MORTAL."

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[gskywalker17]

[philester]

[sweatermuppet]

do you have any gender related tips

get a big pair of boots

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[maidthings]

happy winter solstice

[maidthings]

Southern Hemisphere - Wikipedia

[experiment41]

are bots making communities now??? some of the ones i get recommended feel like it

[experiment41]

like the admin of this one is deactivated and at least 95% of the members are bots

[lohboh]

can you imagine you wake up one day in a dark room chained to a radiator with your phone at 1% and you unlock it and find that you've been added to this community

[shin-zaibatsu]

The first thing you do in that situation is open Tumblr?

[lohboh]

Where the hell else would I post about being chained to a radiator, fucking Bluesky?

[despazito]

really loving this fake AI scandal of trump secretly meeting with the volturi

[despazito]

[pissvortex]

BREAKING: Trump Has Allegedly Signed The White-Gold Concordat And Is In League With The Thalmor 😳🚨

[beggars-opera]

One very important note on the immense value of the Internet Archive that I haven't seen mentioned yet:

It crawls major newspapers like the New York Times multiple times per day.

For anything other than one of those scrolling updates breaking news pages, you can access it from the Archive usually within an hour or two of it being published. No paywall. You want international news? You got it. Opinion? That too. Recipes? It's all here. Page not yet archived? There's a button for that and now you got it.

There are various paywall-evading extensions and tricks out there, but they don't always work. This does.

Go forth and read the newspaper.

[no-one-offical]

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[ambienne]

This tweet means a lot to me.

[ambienne]

It’s probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?

[voiceboss]

Visit Original Link

[Yes, I had to do it. Yes, all the voices are me. Lyrics under the cut.]

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[lizluvscupcakes]

I wish I could fear, because I know I’m supposed to fear this, but I’m kinda into it.

[lizluvscupcakes]

Wow ok lyrics are no longer below the cut so I’m just gonna-

Kermit: it’s the muppets show!

Female Chorus:

It’s time to burn the incense,

It’s time to slay the sheep,

It’s time to wake the muppets from a thousand years of sleep!

Male Chorus:

It’s time to raze existence,

It’s time to banish light,

It’s time to call the void in on the muppets show tonight!

Statlor: So tell us, where’s your god now?

Waldorf: I guess you’ll never know

Statlor: your life becomes a torture

Both: when we begin the show!

Chorus: And now let’s get things started!

Audience: Why don’t you get things started?

Kermit: It’s time to get things started,

All:

On the aberrational, no-salvational, incantational, muppetational,

This will be your final muppets show!

[fullmoonguidance]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[thatchs-crisp-tatas]

[dollwithkaleidoscopeeyes]

Utterly obsessed with these Shakespeare playbook covers from the late 1960s by Paul Hogarth

[jolenegifs]

HUNTER SCHAFER via IG

[tartharyen]

welcome to the new world.

25 YEARS OF A KNIGHT'S TALE THEATRICAL RELEASE – 11 MAY 2001