Locked by Some Contraption

I'm Dave. 33//East Coast/He/Him. Certified Video Game Boy™️, Amateur Poet, All Around Nerd. I'm just a shitposter.

[davemcbadass]

Beyond blessed to have such amazing friends, they really have kept me going through the worst lately.

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

[professorsparklepants]

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

[kittyopteryx]

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

[mooretimetoplay]

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

[necrowemancer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

[jelloapocalypse]

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

[creepsandcrawlers]

FUCK ME  the reveal video

[threefeline]

“CHRIS??????”

[tanoraqui]

“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”

[8bitmickey]

[island-delver-go]

Always reblog Y'gathok

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

always ALWAYS reblog Y'gathok!

[ka1ju]

possibly my favourite scene from anything ever

[mournfulroses]

Empress Jitō, from a poem titled "The Empress's Song," featured in Japanese Women Poets: An Anthology

[swagophile]

me: yeah i guess its not even a kink thing really, like yeah i want a mommy but moreso i just want the kindness i was never afforded in childhood

mob guy: yeah. i undastand dat. my mudda, god rest her soul, was a complicated woman,

[c--well]

kinda want to go to a log cabin on a mountain with a nice fireplace and quilts and be peaceful for a while

[maykitz]

beyond f*cked up what disney is doing in the indiana jones franchise considering harrison ford's advanced age

[parakavka]

犬かわいがり屋さん on X: “カーチャンがありものの毛糸でこさえたヘッドドレスが完成 戸惑いの顔を見せるも適応完了 https://t.co/7xM79jxVBn” / X

[marypickfords]

Lake Mungo (Joel Anderson, 2008)

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[fluff-a-fluffs]

Omg this looks like some sort of Fairytale Horror; like, a town with trees that have missing pets or people etched into them- coming off naturally enough to be dismissed as bark/tree discolouration

[questions-within-questions]

The framing of this image is just perfect subtle horror. 

[squareenix-official-deactivated]

Chill it’s a pole

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

you missed the tree entirely didnt you buddy

[squareenix-official-deactivated]

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[niuniente]

New Year, New Comic! I will be drawing every now and then short stories of Alrick, one of the Death-Heads, who fulfill peoples’ wishes for a price. While some cases of Death-Heads need permissions and legal reports, every single Death-Head assigns their own fees. It can be anything - nothing is illegal or too much.

But Alrick does things a bit differently, heading to get a cup of hot cocoa when the case is closed.

[READ NEXT ]

READ DHD ON WEBTOONS FOR THE BEST QUALITY!

READ DHD ON TUMBLR:

2nd story (Vanessa)

3rd story (Cat) 

 4th story ( Lou-Lou)

 5th Story (Tongue)

 6th story (Dinky Sugar) 

7th story (Joon’s niece)

 8th Story (DHD Party)

9th story (Alrick without a mask) 

10th story (Grimm)

 11th story (Primm)

12th story (Primm) 

13th story (Primm) 

 14th story (Primm) 

 15th story (Primm) 

 16th story (Primm) 

 17th story (Primm) 

 18th story (Primm) 

 19th story (Primm)

20th story (Primm)

 21st story (Primm, 1st DHD Anniversary) 

 22nd story (Primm) 

 23rd story (final Primm) 

 24th story (Antonya) 

 25th (Kizzie)  

26th (Remy & Kizzie) 

 27th (Sabi)

 28th story (Plague & Cure) 

 29th story (Plague & Cure) 

 30th story (baby Alrick)

31st story (baby Alrick & baby Lou-Lou)

32nd story (Plague & Cure)

33rd HOLIDAY SPECIAL art splash (only on Webtoons)

34th story (Yomi Minerwa, part 1)

35th story (part 2)

36th story (part 3)

37th story (Lina)

38th story (Ahto and Milla, Dio centric)

39th story (Roosi) 

40th story (Catcallers, Kizzie’s payment)

41st story (Christmas Special 2024)

42st story (Ren)

43rd story (Dane Margaux)

44th story (Old Pals)

SUPPORT ME ON PATREON OR BUY ME KO-FI

Death-Head’s Deal FAQ for all your curious minds :3

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Read DHD in Finnish; Kalmankasvon sopimus at @dhdsuomij

[facelessurgeons]

drew dark souls bosses from memory as i played through the game, starting at ornstein and smough

Bonus npcs under cut

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

me when I see a big tiddie goth girl

[blancabitchcraft]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[ach-seal-beag-gearr-deactivated]

*vibrating* it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem

[blueeyesatnight]

ive had this queued since february.

[watermelonolemretaw]

SOMETHIN’ WICKED THIS WAY RIDES

[bog-witch-extraordinaire]

In light of recent MtG spoilers

[konoko]