[davesprite]

[ambassadorquark]

donald boat elf basketball tweet

[blueey-jayzilla]

They are discussing very important shit right now

[meatjake]

this shit is funny

[davesprite]

terezi pyropesucks.april fools

[davesprite]

honestly i think the thing i miss most about my old blog is tereziposting tag. i miss her.

[davesprite]

terezi pyropesucks.april fools

[xlandloud]

friendship is magic or whatever

[garysprites]

Your name is EBONY DARK’NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY and you have LONG EBONY BLACK HAIR (that’s how you got your name) with PURPLE STREAKS and RED TIPS that reaches your MID-BACK and ICY BLUE EYES like LIMPID TEARS and a lot of people tell you you look like AMY LEE (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). You're not related to GERARD WAY but you wish you were because he’s a MAJOR FUCKING HOTTIE. You're a VAMPIRE but your TEETH are STRAIGHT AND WHITE. You have PALE WHITE SKIN. You're also a WITCH, and you go to a MAGIC SCHOOL called HOGWARTS in ENGLAND where you're in the SEVENTH YEAR (You're seventeen). You're a GOTH (in case we couldn’t tell) and you wear MOSTLY BLACK. You love HOT TOPIC and you buy all your clothes from there. For example today you were wearing a BLACK CORSET with MATCHING LACE around it and a BLACK LEATHER MINISKIRT, PINK FISHNETS and BLACK COMBAT BOOTS. You were wearing BLACK LIPSTICK, WHITE FOUNDATION, BLACK EYELINER and RED EYE SHADOW. You were walking outside HOGWARTS. It was SNOWING and RAINING so there was NO SUN, which you were VERY HAPPY ABOUT. A lot of PREPS stared at you. You put up your MIDDLE FINGER at them.

Brief break from university-induced hiatus to celebrate the 20th anniversary of a seminal work.

[batmanshole]

i cant breathe he just kept on fucking talking

[nintendont2502]

[ableut-astratanica]

Context - not actually said by Dave just edited to make it look like he does

[clementine-png]

I don't feel like finishing this but I love roxy lalonde. throws this sketch at you. get roxied idiot.

[splorfstuffss]

[abracadaze]

when i was 15 i was at the mall with my dad and i realized i’d missed an appointment with my therapist and cried. and then i saw someone in a full karkat cosplay despite there being no cons or meetups in the area

[abracadaze]

me: i cant believe i missed therapy my therapist is probably so disappointed in me i’m a horrible person i’m gonna sit on the floor and dissociate

karkat vantas: *walks past me*

me: holy shit is that karkat vantas

karkat: vantas

[hamsters38]

[hamsters38]

drunk

[sorrelpaws]

i think we should all do our part to initiate a junekat renaissance

[davesprite]

apple pencil BROKEN computer mouse shitting itself yet i am still compelled to answer the oft before asked question: what if he looked like a liiiiiittle bit more of a freak

[askinsufferableprick]

YO U ALIVE!? WHERE HAVE YOU BEENNN BOY!?

jeez cant a guy take a bathroom break once in a while