Daveyog's Blog

Howdy! I make bad artwork and stupid comebacks, come and have a stay!

[okibadesu]

[messygoku]

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[carlyraejepsans]

god grant me the serenity to ignore people who misread my blorbo, the courage to ignore people who misread my blorbo, the WISDOM to ignore people who misread my blorbo

[the-phantom-peach]

ALttP ⚔️ ALBW

some art from last week o7

[anyoneinside]

HAPPY 16TH ANNIVERSARY TO OFF ⚾️

[rielzero]

Ohh, so I was looking at my storage and found these! I originally shared them on twitter before yeeting the platform. Anyway, feel free to use! Art memes for your oc :D

[orinthered]

been playing botw lately

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[jackdaw-kraai]

And notice the potato doesn’t guilt you with “if you don’t, something horrible will happen.” Potato wouldn’t betray you like that, because potato is a refined person of good humor and character, and understands that, sometimes, a visit to your dashboard just isn’t convenient right now. Sometimes you just went on a fandom gif reblogging spree or your energy is low, you do not have the time to make your dashboard suitable to guests, and a polite visit just isn’t in the cards. Potato understands this, and doesn’t get upset, or gods forbid, throws a tantrum and wishes ill on your household. Instead, Potato merely stores away their blessings for a later visit and leaves as a good friend should.

Be like Potato. Be a good friend.

[mrshamill]

i know what i want, potato, come through for me!

[parentingbycommittee]

This brought @slothhands luck last time, maybe it will work for someone this time around!

[librarycard]

ppl who werent changed forever by youre gonna go far kid by the offspring when they were like 11 and insanely impressionable you just cant understand me

[rogha]

[sisterreisaid]

[lost-carcosa]

From this:

to this:

[i-am-dulaman]

Okay this is cool and cause Sam Neill is a kiwi and I was just thinking about what a new NZ flag could look like, heres the nz flag with the Maori flag instead of the union jack:

[scarf-it-box]

The maori flag looks so cool what the heck

[drakuqueo-elempalador]

ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ.

[needfantasticstories]

@somer-writes Twilight and beans!

[teaboot]

Good morning and tuesday to everyone except the guy who stuck his dick in the public mailbox downtown and pissed all over the mail. If you're him fuck you

[asgardian-art-of-mischief-deact]

This is oddly specific. Is there a story there?

[teaboot]

Yeah, some guy stuck his dick in the public mailbox downtown and pissed all over the mail

[vizivoir]

OP you have to tell us that story, I need context

[teaboot]

Well you see, some guy stuck his dick in the public mailbox downtown

[starlight-starwings]

What happened next?

[teaboot]

You wouldn't believe it but he pissed all over the mail

[redbeardace]

[sunny-s1de-upp]

EVERYONE STAND FOR THE FAG 🫡🫡🫡

[sunny-s1de-upp]

FLAG FLAG I MEANT FLAG

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[seelcudoom]

the fact he can cross himself and invoke the lord and it only hurts but garlic will kill him outright implies garlic is more powerful then christ

[justlookatthosesausages]

In Italy it is

[peterokii]

there’s a guy at work who’s forcing everyone in the breakroom to gender me right by yelling my name at any given moment 

he also said he was sorry he read my deadname on the worksheet but was “going to get black out drunk and probably forget dw” 

edit : im a trans guy, im out and on T but im very short that’s why my buddy asserts my gender for me i repeat he’s not outing me he’s doing it to keep me from being misgendered

[peterokii]

expanding the coworker universe

[peterokii]

happy pride month to THIS POST

[gabagoofs]

[pileofknives]

[recursive-wizard]

Don’t forget that the US civil rights bill only passed after six weeks of rioting that were the direct result of MLK’s murder. Peaceful protest paved the way, but violent protest got it over the finish line.

[flipocrite]

It’s understandable why the state would not want you know that, but that’s also why it’s imperative that you do.

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

king's family doesn't "believe" the FBI killed him, they know it for fact because the FBI admitted to it in a civil case brought against them in the early 90s. the court documents are a matter of public record. read them yourself. the king family won that suit against the united states fucking government for assassinating martin luther king jr