certified loser

i love all media it’s sooo fun tell me a storyyyy come on

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Just saw the acronym ‘NR,IYCLY,HITHYGLSE?CIGAAUIH?A,NLTMP’ and I got it way too fast

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ONE OF THE BEST ALBUMS OF ALL TIME

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I wouldn’t have even lasted one day let alone three

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Hate when I refuse to consume media because it’s popular/overhyped and then I finally watch it and it lives up to the hype

Because why the fuck is Nosferatu so good and why did I not watch it sooner. I havnt stopped thinking about it.

Like I know things are popular for a reason sometimes but damn

[davidbowiesupremacy1973]

if i had a nickel for every time i fell in love with a concept album made by a ginger twink that starts with “the rise and fall of” … i would have two nickels

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i was just on my phone gooning, about to skip past the blowjob portion of the video, when the girl looked up into the camera, mid slurp, and said “satisfying my oral fixation”

i love women in stem🫶✨

[davidbowiesupremacy1973]

i knew about ben barnes from all you mentally ill freaks (myself) fancasting him as sirius black, but i was unaware of his game till i watched him be a horny twink in 2009. that effeminate man has enraptured me

[davidbowiesupremacy1973]

out of all the inaccuracies in the dorian gray movie (2009), the most egregious is the fact that he didn’t fling himself onto one singular sofa

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no one:

dorian gray: *flings himself onto nearest couch* god i fucking HATE being bored

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is this the doomed first lesbian relationship that everyone talks about? cause i’ll kill myself

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i already suffered through comphet and the ‘falling in love with your straight best friend’ experience i can’t do this

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is this the doomed first lesbian relationship that everyone talks about? cause i’ll kill myself

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hold on kitten, mommy’s reading and using youtube videos as ad breaks

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unfortunately relating to basil and his thing with idolatry

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dorian gray going through the universal experience of trying to show your friends a picture of your situationship but NONE of them are good

(only the end result isn’t very universal…)

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i wonder if sarah is still in the bathroom

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relying on inspiration from david bowie to get me through the throes of addiction

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online relationships are so weird. like hi, i’ve never met you in person at all in my life but i know more about you than i do any of my family members and i would split the earth in half for you if need be