Sleepy

Grimes' biggest fan and I can eat a cheeseburger in like a minute. Pretty big deal.

[genoshaisforlovers]

[worthikids]

I’VE BEEN BEAT UP MY WHOLE LIFE 👊🔥😬 (made this for fun between work stuff!! song is BOOGIE by BROCKHAMPTON)

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[christianluiten]

[nosleeptbh]

[thinkingfellersunionlocal282-de]

You guys: fighting over the sexuality of various fictional characters Me: *bong bubbling sound*

[screenshotsofdespair]

[hereforthenight-deactivated2020]

change “some” to “is” and we’re good.

[davidphobic]

"This person has is issues"

[superscavenger]

Friend: Wanna come see Murder on the Orient Express? It’s got Daisy Ridley, Michelle Pfieffer, Leslie Odom Jr., Johnny Depp -

Me:

Friend: Johnny Depp dies 20 minutes in…

Me:

[twitterlols]

[xaidyl]

Me, a nerd, eating my cereal in the morning

[niggazinmoscow]

Todd from HR. Chad from accounting. Steve in sales. Mike the office manager.

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

someone on twitter said this how gabrielle union acts in all her movies 

[ayoaprell]

Someone please help me unsee that comment

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

Me: hey Texan: pardon? Me: (oh shit)…howdy Texan: oh, howdy pardner! thought you was a yank for a second

[612l-deactivated20180916]

dolly parton: j-

me:

[backfat-pat]

My landlord: It’s the first of the month. Do you have your rent check?

Me, in my gown and fur and diamonds:

[poooooooooooooooop1]

[umamislashwater]

Dolly: Jolene, please don’t take my man

Jolene:

[ofools]

Whos the blacksmith out there moulding titty armour to every strong female character more accurately than the bra fitter at Victorias Secret

[therealklt]

Tis I, Mandick the titty smithy.