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“Fight well. Keep us safe. I love you.”
Love the dedication to the score in the Odyssey, but why make the music historically accurate and not like… anything else?? Like if not the clothing and the armor and the ships, than maybe the characterization of the main character? But nopeapparently Odysseus is just a lucky man trying to get home I guess.
Also kinda upset they took out Penelope’s dream of the eagles and geese. AND the marriage bed bruh. Like at least give us a wise and testy Penelope😭
Just watched The Odyssey 2026 and my god were the characters done dirty...
Hate hate hate what they did with Odysseus's characterization like you cannot be serious. Who is Odysseus if not a sly clever liar (affectionate).
Now he's just some modern goody two shoes inner dilemma hero in a sea of them. They stripped him of his whimsy and cruelty both.
#NotmyOdysseus
There's not one moment in the film where I could go, ahh there he is Odysseus being Odysseus. Not one instance of him being clever, he's just lucky...
Didn't add the 'Nobody' scene but still made him shoot at Polyphemus which starts it all which doesn't even make sense with his characterization in the movie. The Polyphemus scene is supposed to highlight Odysseus's cleverness and hubris but the movie version of him has no pride!
Don't even get me started on Athena & Odysseus! Odysseus famously Athena's star pupil is not.... Instead she's haunting his guilt? Athena who famously interfered in the book to aid Odysseus like a lot... directly and behind the scenes.
In the book Mentor was actually Athena in disguise so I was so hoping for it to be her since Telemachus remarks multiple times about 'wise eyes' but no... it was about how you shouldn't see gods in people blah blah BORING!!!!
'Defy the Gods' Ah yes Odysseus famously devout follower of Athena...
I couldn't help but notice how dirty the female characters were done compared to their Epic counterparts and the erasure of Anticlea during the Underworld scene.
And I'd like to talk more about it, starting with Athena! She is one of the active players who guides both Odysseus's and Telemachus's journey. When Odysseus reaches Ithaca it was Athena who makes him look like an old beggar. Even in the final battle against suitors she deflects their spears to protect Odysseus and afterwards when nobles are angry Odysseus essentially killed their sons Athena steps in herself to establish the peace.
She is integral to the story, there is no Odyssey without her!! Odysseus only survived and made it back home due to her guidance and interference, removing her entirely is a disservice to the actual Epic being adapted.
And second character is Penelope, my Queen!!! I want to get this out of the way Anne Hathaway is in my personal opinion the standout of this film, she did amazing with what she was given. However that is to say, they didn't give her much. They cut off many Penelope moments that give us a taste of her own cleverness (making her a true partner for Odysseus) in favor of some simple status pin which isn't a good trade off imo.
The Olive Tree Bed moment was also not in the movie to my disappointment. A scene that clearly demonstrates how she tricks her own extremely clever trickster husband rather than some pin symbolism.
Circe and Calypso.... the less said about them the better though I hated their costuming.... Where were Circe's nymphs? or not nymphs since Nolan is allergic to whimsy even handmaidens? Circe is a powerful GODDESS 😭(Why was a raven/crow her sister? Was it supposed to be Pasiphae? If yes then I have so many more questions.)
I hate Calypso so i won't waste any words on her but its so funny that they made Odysseus eat Lotus Flower like lmaoooo you can't make this shit up..
I didn't like the costuming, the hair, the armor, the lightening either. I hated the look of Ithaca's palace and the ending like Odysseus... leaves Ithaca and his son after just arriving????
I also think it's so peculiar how Nolan didn't want an orchestra in sound design when the Homeric era didn't have that and then have everything else inaccurate from the armor design to the choice of modernised dialogue (surprisingly I didn't mind the modernised dialogue, not when the movie had larger issues).
Though props to them for making the pig transformation disturbing & sickening and not props for making Scylla lame ass design when her description is genuinely so horrifying, I believe the Odyssey could have been Nolan's first venture into VFX- nothing wrong with a little of it especially while adapting mythological creatures though disappointingly Nolan still clings to his practical only approach.
Also props for a good Eurylochus, making me side eye him and still making me feel sorry for him at the same time.
Side minor note: icky that they cast a black woman for Helen only for her to be abused and miserable when the source material makes no note of it, not a good look imo.
Also since they did deviate from the Poem of the Odyssey and included references to other Epic cycles, I wish they could have added Palamedes and Odysseus acting insane since I felt like the setup for it was there in the film with the scene of Odysseus and Penelope before war and it could be a scene to show again, his prominent cleverness that's direly missing from the film.
When the Trojans put a spear in the horse to verify, I had thought in that moment it was a reference to the omen of Laocoon and sea serpents would appear next but then it happened again and again and was just a tool to create tension.
(Again before anyone says Laoccon is not canon to Homer but neither is anything about the Trojan Horse except a few mentions in the Odyssey. If the sack of Troy has been expanded it would have been nice to see other epics being referenced.)
Why was Apollo the Sun God? What is this Percy Jackson?
All in all, if it was just any other standalone it would be strong 3.5 to 3.75 but as something that has source material an underwhelming 2.5 to 3.
The rating 3 is the average and generous because the film does look good so there's that.
Taking creative liberties in adapting an already existing source material is a thing but it's forgivable and completely understandable only as long as it serves its purpose to enchance the original material for a new medium but I feel like this movie changed the core of who Odysseus is as a character/person completely, erased his mentorship bond with Athena, erased his cleverness and trickster nature, whitewashed him and in the end the character isn't even identifiable as Odysseus anymore.
From Time Magazine interview that Nolan did it was noted that,
For Nolan, one of the hardest things about adapting The Odyssey is that in The Iliad, Odysseus has a relatively minor role. “A lot of the characteristics of Odysseus that can be really admirable in a supporting character, like being a bit clever, being a bit slick, when your hero is like that, it doesn’t always work,” he says. “There’s a reason that in Star Wars, you’ve got Han Solo, but you’ve also got Luke Skywalker, a heroic figure that’s a little more pure and transparent. So the challenge was to be true to the complexity of Odysseus but make him relatable for the audience.”
Which I think is precisely why he got Odysseus so wrong and this movie failed as an adaptation, the rigidness and the lack of letting go of realism to the nth degree.
Can not stop thinking about Agamemnon’s luscious curls in the new Odyssey. Drop the hair care routine bro.
I love reading my old book reviews because I enjoy seeing when authors have influenced my own writing. I don’t really write anything for fun other than reviews LOL, but I can tell when I’m really inspired— when the iron is still hot. A lot of the times it’s so grueling for me to write or fully polish something in a structured way because actually articulating my stream of consciousness drains all the juice from me.
Your honor, yes I was trying to quit smoking, but I was offered a cigarette in Hell and I think I deserved it.
- Alice Law probably
Sooo are we just not going to talk about Alice Law snorting chalk. Like, imagine her telling Peter that a shade told her to snort chalk and she did it… and then she got rid of the Kripkies. I just know that conversation would be gold.
Need a Babel modern au fic (maybe time travel au) where Robin and Victorie watch Pride and Prejudice and other movies based on Jane Austen’s works🙏
Just read the last chapter of Babel. I think Robin was always going to die young, the way the last chapter ends with Robin seeing/imagining his mother is like he was always on borrowed time. That's why he's always so eager to sacrifice himself, to him (subconsciously) he's already dead. He died in Canton. Robin Swift was the last bits of him holding on for dear life, every day
If we choose to follow what actually happened in history then we know that Robin was wrong, that the British did wage war to China and China lost the Opium War. This shows us the glaring truth, that you don't win the war by dying. We hail those who have died for our freedom and how the greatest act of patriotism is measured if whether or not we are willing to die for our country, but death does not guarantee victory, death does not win the war. We fail to sometimes realize that the greatest act of love is choosing to live, to fight, to struggle, and to resist even when the world is cruel, even if the world wants you dead. Victoire is resistance. She refuses to die, she refuses to let go of her culture, she refuses to let go of her identity, she refuses to let go of her Kreyol even when they told her that it is useless, Victoire refuses to be their Oroonoko, she refuses to be the martyr in the colonizer's tragic story, Victoire continues to refuse, to resist, and she hopes and hopes and hopes of a better future-- the seed of revolution, because revolution is not vengeance, it is not senseless violence, revolution is the act of wanting, desiring--of a better world, and that it does not seek to destroy but rebuild. Truly, victory lives on.
Situationship so bad you lose your hand, start a revolution, team up with the evil overthrown lady that let your entire country suffer in war, get imprisoned by her in your own mind for the lolz, start hallucinating your dead crush/cousin insulting and beating you, save your old teacher/father, have to deal with his magical dementia and ptsd, kill your fellow rebelion leaders, rescue your platonic soulmate from said situationship and fuck shit up so bad that everyone you love is dead bc of you <3
Sunlight by Hozier is Rinkitay from Kitay's perspective. I, carrion (Icarian) is Rinkitay from Rin's perspective.
Devoured Babel. 6/5⭐️ would not recommend (I’m forcing all my friends to read it).
Ik I’m growing as a person when I can listen to people picking apart and lowkey roasting some of my favorite books. It’s a tough listen and I disagree with some of what they say, but when my opinion on the book hasn’t changed, it feels good to know and accept that people are allowed to have opinions LOL. Especially with so much media influence on everyone’s opinions (like fashion, lifestyle, politics, etc.), when ik that I like something because I wasn’t influenced to like it I feel much more grounded in myself and my ability to think freely!! IT FEELS SO STUPID TO ARTICULATE, but authenticity is something that feels like marketing now. It’s good to know you enjoy what you enjoy without an outside influence (given that it’s something sustainable).
I’m on ch 21 of Babel rn and the way I feel such a strong sense of impending doom every time I turn the page is making me so anxious 😭😭I’m so glad I started this with like no knowledge of where the plot goes because !!!!!!! I have so many emotions🚬
rich because i’m reading babel for the first time 🫰
The Poppy war
Such a good series!!! So much to be said about colonialism, war, and the manufactured consent when it comes to ‘liberation’ of peoples. The fact that it was based off of real life wars in Asia with themes of magical realism imbued into it. The philosophical aspects and the personal aspects were so good.
So nice to have a female main character who wasn’t in a goddamn love triangle or a girl boss or Mary sue. She was just an angry victim of imperialism, racism, sexism, classism. She’s so fucking mad and she turns herself into a war machine to avoid forced marriage and overcome her helplessness. The fact that war is all she is good at and all she is made for but war is still fucking devastating to her. Fuck she’s so well written and morally quite grey and interesting.
The cyclical nature of systemic oppression and these fucking systems that override each characters idealism and hopes for change are devastating. The politics of war that are local, personal…
Foreshadowing was fucking brilliant, and the character’s fates at the end made total sense. Heartbreaking.
I love that it was so real about the nitty gritty complicated shit about war and the consequences without romanticizing or glorifying or turning into straight tragedy porn.