Is that a cat?

I love animals. But I also love everything else, so there will be a lot of everything on my blog...Random shit for days.

[fluxushaus-deactivated20200426]

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[houseofvans]

Off the Wall and into the ruckus.

[egobuss-deactivated20150421]

I found my roommate's twitter...

wow i really got around on the second day of school

i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

i don’t even have her number????????????

[suqmydiqtbh]

[srslywhocares-deactivated201503]

Let’s show up uninvited to a public place! #anarchy

[thottie]

2001 is sacred

[swyrs-deactivated20210807]

100% of people who tell you you’re too sensitive are saying it because they don’t want to be held responsible for your reaction when they mistreat you

[sandandglass]

[brasspistol]

every time I see this it gets reblogged

[inkbloods-deactivated20150417]

where do aliens hang out

[inkbloods-deactivated20150417]

[inkbloods-deactivated20150417]

this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again

[theproblematicblogger]

Angry customer: I’d like to speak to the manager. Me: I am the manager. Me under my breath: Biiiiiiiiiiiiitch

[alma3737]

[awwww-cute]

Told him to get off the top of the car, he did this

[pennanpayper]

"Blaziken"- cool fire Pokémon

"Blazeitken"-Barbie encouraging bad choices

[banderboucher]

[kaishabackwards-deactivated2020]

I paused my music for this. Worth it.

[markdoesstuff-deactivated202210]

you have no idea how worth it this video is

[beloved-brokenmess-deactivated2]

I love this.

[day-burger]

Might as well OD

[adrianivashkov]

[peterpettgrw]

(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)

[meme4u]

[superbatmance]

[impulsivegiraffe]

i want to play this game

[tallestsilver]

I would gain so much weight playing this game and I wouldn’t even care

[kargrub]

IVE FUCKING PLAYED THIS GAME AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT

SO ME AND THREE OTHER FRIENDS PLAYED IT THINKING THAT OH HEY ITS JUST GONNA BE A WHOLE PEPPER INSIDE AND WE WOULDNT ACTUALLY HAVE TO EAT IT

BUT NOOOOOOOOHOHOHO HELL THEY TOOK PEPPERS THE SAME HOTNESS OF SATANS ASSCRACK AND INTEGRATED THEM INTO THE CHOCOLATE ITSELF LIKE SOME EVIL CONCOCTION OF FLAVORS AND MADE IT INTO THE DREADED BULLET YOU DONT WANT TO GET

THE PERSON WHO GOT IT WAS IN TEARS OVER THE HEAT WITHIN SECONDS AND HAD ONLY EATEN THE VERY TINY TIP OF IT

SO WHAT DO THE REST OF US DO, AS THE (QUESTIONABLY) SANE HUMANS WE ARE?

WE TRIED IT AS WELL

SO HERE WE HAVE A CAR FULL OF CRYING, PANTING TEENAGERS AND ONE DAD IN A CONFUSED PANIC, SO HE BROUGHT US ALL TO BEN AND JERRY’S AND WE ALL STUMBLE IN LIKE “GIVE US ICE CREAM NOW” AND THE PEOPLE AT THE COUNTER WERE SCARED AND CONFUSED TRYING TO ASK WHAT FUCKING FLAVOR WE WANTED AND THE DAD WAS SITTING THERE TRYING TO GET AN ANSWER AND SOME RANDOM KID WAS CRYING BECAUSE OF US AND IT WAS GENERALLY JUST A VERY SHITTY SITUATION

SO WE GOT OUR ICE CREAM AND FINALLY CALMED DOWN AFTER A WHILE ENOUGH TO TALK LIKE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS

AND THEN WE MADE THE DAD TRY IT WHICH WAS A VERY FUCKING BAD IDEA AS HE WAS BROUGHT TO THE SAME STATE AND HAD TO GET ICE CREAM AS WELL

SO ALL IN ALL DONT PLAY THIS GAME UNLESS YOU EAT HOT THINGS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING CANDY OR YOU’LL REGRET IT

the rest of the bullets tasted quite swell and we enjoyed them later once our taste buds started working again bUT DONT PLAY THIS GAME OR AT LEAST DONT FUCKING TRY IT ONCE SOMEONE ELSE GETS THE DEATH BULLET

[bearmagus]

I need to pay this so bad right now…

[windswept-prep]

[mainstreetliz-deactivated201710]

[pixiedust-paycheck]

I can’t

[colors-of-the-disney-wind-blog]

Walk into the club like what up I got a big flock