plants(?!)

i love plants i love plants i love pla

[daylotus]

• if you think plants are neat

• this is the place for you

[msburgundy]

my toxic trait is that i will Bother An Animal

[msburgundy]

[tomatodiscourse]

tomato-based affirmations:

🍅 it is okay to be soft and squishy (like a tomato)

🍅 your presence nourishes others (like a tomato)

🍅 it is cool to come in any shape or size (like a tomato)

🍅 your flesh tastes great cooked or raw (like a tomato)

🍅 you add vibrancy to the world around you (like a tomato)

[msburgundy]

your 20s are about having a screaming duck in the shower for a soak while you eat a cucumber on the bathroom floor

[nordfjording]

i love how every plant guide ever is like

[thememedaddy]

[thechickendaddy]

Chickens are so weird. It’s like “Everybody run, it’s the guy who feeds us!” Why are you so afraid of me just let me love you

[botaniqueer]

Welcome to Tomatoville

Also, one of them made a gigantic really weird flower that’s probably just fasciated. No pollen came from it so it’s probably sterile, so no mutant fruit from this one probably. :P

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[daylotus]

husband and i got locked out of the house

no spare keys on the property

we just broke back into our own home, this man truly is my ride or die

[daylotus]

guyssss my plant room is coming along

[daylotus]

husband left me unsupervised

7 new succulents now on the property

[daylotus]

here they are: the succulents in question (+ 1 extra pothos for good measure)

@athene-ergane

[msburgundy]

everything reminds me of him 😩

[plantanarchy]

So close to being done with round one of perennials. Right now I am playing a game called. Will the last few varieties fit in the tiny space I have left and how can I make them fit

[daylotus]

husband left me unsupervised

7 new succulents now on the property

[leafcrunch]

a woman alone will download pdfs. two women together will send links and articles. three or more women? that’s a library

[curseworm]

i think that every child should have unrestricted access to thick blackberry brambles or some other delicious fruit that grows encased in a painful fortress. i think wading through thorns to reach the cluster of shining ripe berries you spied through a gap between the tangled vines teaches you something important. not sure what though

[curseworm]

i just know no fruit has ever tasted as sweet as the ones i ate while bleeding under the blistering summer sun

[becomingicarus]

@crunch-barr do u know what ur tags r doing to me rn. this is the epitome of love