A New Perspective

23 year old trash

[roslips]

Anybody else thinking about dick?

[cocoanobutter]

All the time

[bustanutsquash-deactivated20170]

oh, well being an asexual i ACTUALLY think about REAL things like SCIENCE.

[roslips]

Literally no one asked

[marcitlali]

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

[blkreginageorge-deactivated2017]

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

[catsbeaversandducks]

Benny The Surrogate Cat Dad

Benny gets the most joy when his human mom brings home rescued kittens, so he can help look after them and show them the same love that he received when he was rescued. Whenever Ellen brings home an orphan baby (or a box of babies), Benny anticipates their arrival and is filled with excitement. He becomes their dedicated surrogate dad, and his fatherly instinct kicks in the moment he sees a kitten.

Photos by Ellen - Full Story on Love Meow

[blackbirdandthefox]

[catsuggest]

good dad

[daymetthenight]

Even tho I'm really happy rn I still have weird violent fantasies of slitting my own throat for some reason

[daymetthenight]

I am such a pussy s2GGG just do it bitch

[daymetthenight]

Loool who wants to die raise ya hand

[toadschooled]

This Asian common toad [Duttaphrynus melanostictus] was spotted climbing into a phone booth at the Bangkok Asiatique Night Market. Photographs by  Michal Ginter

[pickledpennies]

he needs to make an important call

[buddhabrand]

maybe he’s common in asia, but, in my heart, he’s one in a million

[wern]

you ever got that one distant mutual u always figure must have unfollowed u by now and then they pop up in your notes and you’re like….. wow shes still Doing That… bitch is still here despite it all….. what kind of validation

[casdcan]

real talk my mom never invaded my privacy, always knocked and waited for my “come in” instead of barging into my room, never tried to read my texts or journals or notes, and I always came to her with sensitive subjects; to the point of telling her I lost my virginity the /day/ I lost my virginity

what I’m saying is: respect your kids’ privacy and they will come to you with shit you’re worried about them doing

[lookskindadeadinside]

take it from someone raised the opposite; not respecting your kid’s privacy and rooting thru all of their shit, making them feel paranoid etc, will just turn them into a very good liar who withholds everything/makes up convincing stories and is really good at hiding things from you right under your nose.

[blackwoolncrown]

Every time posts like these go around I want to add: My parents would take my doors off as a punishment. I’d come home to find that they had rooted through ALL of my things and dumped them on the floor, and twice when I was younger my mom tricked me into keeping a diary for the sole purpose- I later discovered- to be able to read it. I ran away at 18.

[weloveshortvideos]

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Wisest words of this century

[scruffmeplease-deactivated20230]

This is the realist shit ever spoke

[daymetthenight]

Insomnia, my old friend.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

FUN FACT

some people who are ill and/or disabled CANNOT DO WHATEVER THEY SET THEIR MIND ON! some people are LIMITED by their bodies and their health and they are UNABLE to “"just choose”“ to do something! you can’t STOP being disabled by DECIDING to have a ”“good attitude”“! I am PREVENTED from doing whatever I want because I am D I S A B L E D!! 

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

I would super appreciate it if healthy/abled people reblogged this post, because when people say these things it is so harmful to disabled, chronically ill, and mentally ill people

[goldpilot22]

also! saying “I can’t do this because im disabled” is NOT “negative self-talk” or a “bad attitude”!!

[daymetthenight]

I want to kill myself I'm just a pathetic sentient haemorrhoid & a black mark against society

[ohh-zara-deactivated20210417]

imagine getting a mental notification for every single time someone thought about you

[theycallmechubbs-deactivated202]

would still be dry like my phone

[phantomrose96]

I read Hamlet back in high school and to this day my absolute favorite thing about it was when Guildenstern was trying to fool Hamlet into doing something or other and Hamlet’s savvy to it but rather than saying “you’re lying and trying to trick me” instead Hamlet outta nowhere whips out this flute and tells Guildenstern to play it.

And Guildenstern is all “I dont know how to play a flute, my lord”

And Hamlet takes a dramatic pause before he absolutely ruins Guildenstern with, “Well thats funny considering you thought you could play me”

[phantomrose96]

this post sounds like im exaggerating but im not it’s straight up canon

[monkeyjungle]

I know that the Thrussy joke has already been beaten into the ground a week ago, but… Trump got a Thrussy

[whatsliferotfl]

This is disgusting get this shit AWAY FROM ME

[unclefather]

I wish I fucking died in 2012 when the world was supposed to explode

[laisance]

getting the fuck over things is the best!

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

I love the concept. Never tried it but it’s a hell of a concept!