daytime whiskey

just a soulful wonder lady

[1five1two]

'At Night'. Quint Buchholz.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

The looking for Alaska miniseries is very good but I cried too much and it wasn’t very manly of me

my brother in christ, the entire point is to feel what there is to feel while we are here.

[animentality]

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

[anonymousyellowlizard]

[daytimewhiskey]

It's insane how much more productive I am at work when I don't wear an underwire bra.

[daytimewhiskey]

I've had some family members ask what toys my daughter would like for her birthday and that's very thoughtful BUT. This kid has hella toys already, and today she played with:

my car keys

a baby wipe

a vinyl tablecloth

a lap desk pad thing

the dog bed

the cat tree

a second baby wipe

her own pants (off her legs)

scrap fabric from my sewing stash

a final baby wipe

a reusable straw

So she requires no more brand new plastic thank you so much for the offer.

[daytimewhiskey]

I did not think that flustering the pimply 20-something cashier at 7/11 would make me feel like hot shit. But that's where we're at.

[amwult]

my least favourite turn based strategy game is email

[fairrytype]

a hop a skip and a jump event is really cute

[xostargirlox]

[trashshart]

diva…has left the building

[daytimewhiskey]

Someone relieve this poor man of his babysitting duties.

[kaijuno]

[defectivegembrain]

Truly this is the Greendale of websites

[p1nkparader]

IT REALLY FUCKING IS

[daytimewhiskey]

"As your baby gets older, she'll outgrow some items and you can put them in storag-" WRONG!!

[mafuyuh]

little guys in ghibli movies