something clever

I'm 22. Life is hard but I'm surviving.

[thexfiles]

[only1600kids]

I NEED THIS

[qualitees]

I found it! My life is COMPLETE

[cerulean-sassquatch]

I need this!

[internets-bests]

Okay but there is also a FUCK TRUMP one I am dead 

[pr0mqueen]

I have reblogged this so many times but now theres a fuck trump one

[whats-ruining-my-life]

The Trump one should be every country’s flag

[moxis]

job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!!

my depressed ass:

[octopussoir-]

[wooden-folks-deactivated2016102]

scientific evidence that andy is a puppy

[did-you-know]

There’s an Oregon shelter where dogs stay in cabins that have furniture and TVs. All the residents of Luvable Dog Rescue were taken from high-kill shelters, where they were at great risk of being euthanized. Here, they get daily hikes in the facility’s wooded 55 acres, hours of people time, and games to keep them mentally stimulated. Source

[mostpeachy]

I am tired and I want to hold hands

[bitchycode]

[autohaste]

“….I mean, they’re funny, you’ll like them”

[greelin]

nice try hurting my feelings but little did you know i haven't had feelings since 1998

[petericonsz]

Evan peters headers

American horror story - Murder house

[adoreyu]

at the end of the day, the person that has to be happy is me.

[love-evan-thomas-peters]

[weavemama]

the jersey shore making a comeback as a meme is the best start to 2017 

[dazed-and-certainlyconfused]

LMAO

[ponycamp]

[marinaqua]

story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”

[osmanthusoolong]

My parents did this with me and “nuclear disarmament”.

[bradkey]

I taught my little brother to say “micro-surgical vasectomy reversal” (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn’t stop saying it for literal years.

[missvoltairine-blog]

My parents taught me to chant “Get your laws off our bodies!” for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????

[floralgemini-deactivated2016111]

whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant “live free or die” until he calmed down it was fuckin weird

[onceiwashere]

when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say “what the fuck?!?” in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end

[waspabi]

i’m a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say ‘this is my truck’ and the other one said ‘no, this truck belongs to the collective’; they all say it now

[daggers-drawn]

That last one.

[thegreenwolf]

This is too good not to reblog.

[its-a-different-world]

help

[gagaluscious]

Evan Peters in Adult World - 2013

[yescyrus]

[mileycyrusbabe-deactivated20171]

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