Sorella di Sofia

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[dazednconfused08]

I'm in mourning

what do you mean elias voit will not be back in season 20 like that's it ??!!! he's just gonna spend the rest of his life in some prison far away like I don't trust the director to keep him safe

I'm mad

[normal-about-hollanov]

ilya is a d1 ragebaiter. hes a fucking pro. but his absolute favorite move is playing the long game. jabbing at a player, small comments that go mostly unnoticed. just a chirp here and there. low enough in passing no one picks up on it but the target. and they just layer and layer until finally the player snaps at which point ilya lets them get one good hit and then breaks out his wide, innocent baby blues and turns to the ref like what the fuck is wrong with him. it must be used sparingly to stay maximally effective but goddd is it Ilya's most satisfying ragebait

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how does it feel to live with the best sister in the world??

I mean it's alright I guess

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FINALLYY !!!!!! WAR IS OVERRRR.

elias has escaped prison, the fan is going to kill voit's family and now is going to be a race between the bau and elias to who will catch the fan first.

episode nine was peakkkk

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and...I'm back a week later saying in the next episode Elais Voit will escape prison it's been what three weeks and he has still not done it AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I need him to escape!!!!!

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it should have been 1-2 Ferrari.

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kimi is the only guy I like in Mercedes the car doesn't work its completely broken, he'll adapt he'll make that car work with sheer willpower only. the car behaves like the track is wet not a problem kimi will drive like it's raining

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I don't like russel he does nothing all race and somehow he's on the podium

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what I want to happen in episode 8 of cme is elias voit escaping prison and killing that son of a bitch the fan who is 100% blackmailing him with pictures of his daughters.

[sacrificemelamb]

this is so tea

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GUYSSSS. okay bear w me. this is what I want to happen in the next episode of criminal minds evolution.

first of all. I 100% believe the fan has photos of elias daughters to assure voit compliance. voit is not going to the bau to get help because he doesn't trust them.

what I desperaly want to happen is voit escaping prison, to find this son of a bitch fan and kill him or like protect his family in some way.

I dont know what's going to happen but voit escaping prison is a must. he literally said to the fan I will kill you and rest assured he will go through with it.

[sweetangelfart]

Yuna posts a carousel of ilya on her Instagram page to celebrate his birthday with the caption, "My youngest turns a year older today. Thank you for bringing your big heart and soft smiles into our lives. Your perseverance, intuition and ambition never fails to amaze me. We can't wait to see what the future has in store for you and we're so so glad to call you our son.

P.S David asked me to tell you that he is very excited about the puzzle he picked out to do with you."

All the pics are of ilya being soft 🤧

Him at the dinner table stuffing his face with chicken parm with a mountain of cheese, the marinara sauce tinge the corners of his mouth

Him and Yuna on the couch, his head on her lap, her fingers lost in his curls

Him in the backyard of his house, sat on the ground while Anya licks his face

Him and shane passed out on different parts couch on their tummies, with their fingers tangled together

Him with the pikelings treating him like jungle gym. The twins hang from his biceps while Arthur is licking an ice lolly sat on his shoulders totally zoned out and little Amber has wrapped her teeny tiny hands around one of his knees. To be noted, he is wearing one of his expensive ass ray bans and his nails are painted in the bi flag and he's wearing those necklaces from the DIY jewellery making kits for kids.

Him solving a puzzle with David at the dinner table with a blanket around his shoulders

Him posing with 2 hotdogs as if they are guns, face scrunched in mock strain

A family photo of four of them in a restaurant all happy smiles, a bit shaky due the staff being nervous

Him sticking his tongue out at shane with the TV remote in one hand keeping it out of reach while the other arm tries to push shane away

The hudcon lick™️ on the ice but hollanov in their Ottawa jerseys

Him and shane at the dock with Shane's arm around his waist and his wrapped around Shane's shoulders at they watch the sun rise at the cottage

A picture of them at their wedding, shane throwing his head back laughing, his hand on his stomach with the wedding band glinting as ilya tries to hide his smirk into his champagne glass

When ilya finds out, he blushes deep red and tries to hold back tears.

"Shaaaannneeee, mama is trying to make me look uncool!!! She's posted nice pictures and its ruining my reputation!!" As he whines and poutspoutspouts while shane laughs at his face and feeds him cake

[ivviannaa]

shane with an mma background is so dear to me. he's never technically had a fight in his professional career, only ever a few roughing minors to stick up for hayden before the real enforcers showed up. and it's not like he's constantly practicing, but he makes sure that he's keeping his skills up because this is Thee Shane Hollander who practiced sucking dick to get better at it. so yeah, he knows how to fight properly and how to disarm an assailant, but he never plans to use it. it's just a neat little piece of information that he's revealed to a few friends but never to the press.

it only becomes a thing post-move when ottawa is playing montreal, and the score is up 5-1, and montreal has accepted that they aren't winning this one. so they do what they do best and be assholes to try and bait fights, and it works! just not how they're expecting it to! because when someone fucks up and says something about irina, who gave ilya his curls and his smile and stays tucked against his heart, shane just fucking loses it. he doesn't remember dropping his gloves, he doesn't remember his helmet coming off; all he knows is that he has his former teammates sprawled on the ice, and he hasn't stopped throwing punches even though his knuckles are bloody and he doesn't really recognize who it is he's hitting. he's finally hauled off of the ice and ejected from the game, and he's still so angry but now he's also embarrassed and feels a little sick. except his bench is fucking lighting up, slapping him on the back and laughing, and ilya has to literally hold himself back because the sight of shane with bloody knuckles and a split lip is easily the most erotic thing he's ever seen

[normal-about-hollanov]

married shane does NOT play about ilya when it comes to the press. he's letting out a decade of pent up 'wheres the fucking translator? what do you fucking MEAN you don't have one?', instant 'rephrase that' to the offending journalist when ilya hesitates over a question, gets into full blown forget-the-media-training arguments when it's implied that ilya is somehow stupid for not speaking perfect english, n switches seamlessly between russian, french, and english to make interviews as easy as possible for ilya. meanwhile ilya is giving him the biggest wettest lover boy eyes n WILL be raw dogging him crazy style the moment its over.

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i don't think Brian Garritty played Elias, like no, I refuse to believe that. they can't make Elias fall this low, like yes he has grown a conscience but that doesn't mean he can't fool somebody. I feel like, well I hope, that Elias has a plan. he must have known that Brian would go to the Bau with said video I don't know what his plan is but please, I say as i beg the gods that inspire the writers, make it a good plan. Make it something anything.

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i don't understand why Rossi got mad when Penelope said she testified in favor of Elias, like at the end of the seventeen season even Rossi was feeling sorry for the guy, he knew that the trauma to the head changed Elias. The BAU wouldn't have been able to put him behind bars as sicarius if Elias hadn't confessed because he was scared of himself. He literally gave them the network he created and all the location of all killers there. he spent the entire seventeen season trying to redeem himself

And now he's angry at Penelope because she testified on behalf of Voit, hell i would have done the same. he's clearly a troubled individual who tried to become a good person and in the end Dave also saw that in him. So, I don't understand why he got angry, like for a split moment I thought it was Rossi that testified on his behalf.

anyway i hope we get some answers in the next episode.

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Voit and Rossi haunting each other constantly. Rossi talking to Voit trying to solve his crimes. Voit talking to Rossi trying to hold onto his humanity. Fucked up and so compellinggggg.