Monsterfucker Bingo For People Who Aren't Cowards, by u/Gallusrostromegalus on reddit.
A note at the top says "was originally 5x5 but groupchat said I needed more boxes". The image is a 7 x 8 bingo grid with one statement per box.
Robots, but in the kinky use of "{" way
Researched phases of decomposition
Carapices and chitinous bits
Monster modifies you to its specifications
Voreslime AKA oozes gone wild 7!
idk why but putting your horny nightmares in a well-tailored suit just makes them better?
Doesn't breathe the same atmosphere
Heat/rut pheromone cycles
Angels but the sixty-eyes-and-on-fire kind
Shapeshifting but in the deep dream eldritch horror way
Cillia, split channels, locks, and other weird vaginas
That's *Dr.* Fuckbeast to you!
Hello, I love you, I brought you this dead thing
Invertebrate (No, real sexy jelly hours, get out of here with that exoskeleton bullpuckey)
"Biology is my special interest" free space
Venom - like the dangerous chemicals kind, not the sexy voreslime kind
Doesn't regularly exist in this dimension
Organic, gluten-free bondage
Putting honest emotional communication and proper consent and safety in, you freak
BØRNS voice: Electric LOOOOOOOVE~!
Nonhuman senses (electro-magnetism, infrared vision, etc)
Microscopic - it's not the size that counts, it's how you use it!
No noses. You know who you are.
Devils, but the Prof. Lionwheel kind
Mind control / psychic effects
The weird parts of botany
Knots, nubs, spirals, flared heads, and other weird dongs
If you experience any of this IRL you should probably go to the hospital
Picking up partners at the lab like it's a singles bar
Using geology (taking "rock-hard" to a new level!)
What's better than one lab-created monster? A whole clone army of them!
Absence of features like eyes, mouths, limbs, etc
The even weirder parts of mycology
Supernumerary features - tongues, wings, tiddies, dicks, tails, eyes, etc
Intelligence so vast it's only able to communicate in broad concepts or via sonar pulses or something
Being studied like an exotic specimen
Pedipalps or other almost-hands
They travel in packs / pack dynamics
If nobody present qualifies as megafauna/flora/etc, is it really size kink?
Doing ridiculously schmoopy domestic shit like tea parties
Life cycles that take place on a wildly different time scale
Blind, deaf, or otherwise lacking a typical human sense
This meat has a vibrate setting!
Looking into yourself and really examining the kafkaesque drive to manifest your sense of otherness in words, but this time as a declaration of self-love instead of horror.
