Hey nooksniffer ;)

Your name is Larissa, friends sometimes call you Lacey for short or Russia. You're 19, 20 soon :) You BITE, but in a friendly way. You enjoy: HOMESTUCK, TIM BURTON, HAIR DYE, TATTOO'S, MUSICALS,HALLOWEEN, TEA, CATS and MUSIC. You are very SARCASTIC,FUNNY,and HYPER. One day you're going to be a COSMETOLOGIST, WRITER, and SPECIAL EFFECTS MAKE-UP ARTIST? You love to SING. You often make people uncomfortable. Your favorite colors are GUNMETAL, BLACK,SCARLET, NAVY and AUBERGINE . . “you talk a motherfucking lot with little regard for punctuation and use run on sentences quite frequently just because you're damn lazy.” this isn't a 100% homestuck blog but trust me there is bound to be A LOT of homestuck on here,lots of Disney as well,And any of the Gifs I use aren't mine..cause I don't make gifs..I'll shut up now. Wait one more thing, I'm very nice so come talk to me, About ANYTHING, seriously.

[mystery-ink]

WARNING: if you see a drink like this DO NOT DRINK IT!!!

It is smoking because it contains LIQUID NITROGEN which is very dangerous to ingest.

Lots of bars have started using nitrogen because it cools drinks and creates this effect.  But it’s not without risk!

Recently a UK student was rushed to hospital after drinking this toxic cocktail and HAD TO HAVE PARTS OF HER STOMACH REMOVED!!!

So beware and please spread the word!

[robotsquid]

Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE FUCK OUT like “The FUCK do you mean we don’t have a baby I DID ALL THIS WORK” and then they spend the next week tearing the whole room apart and throwing it out into the street and screaming at you and then finally when the room is completely gutted they calm down and say “It’s okay hon we’ll have a baby next month” and then they start building the room again AND THIS SHIT KEEPS GOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU HIT LIKE 50 AND THEN YOUR SPOUSE LEAVES YOU BUT NOT BEFORE SETTING THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE SO IT’S NEVER THE SAME AGAIN

[thenoodlebooty]

actual best description of a period in the entire world

[dazzlingdipsomaniac-blog]

xhielle:

Penistone, UK

Middelfart, Denmark

Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada

Fucking, Austria

Crotch Crescent, UK

Crapstone, UK

Intercourse, Pennsylvania, USA

Boring, Oregon, USA

Accident, Maryland, USA

Wetwang, UK

Embarrass, Minnesota, USA

Bird in Hand, Pennsylvania, USA

Titty Ho, UK

[siqks]

“You’re just like them, Agatha!”

“No I’m not!”

[beben-eleben]

[averytinyhedgehog]

These two were supposedly based on a real couple, who said they wouldn’t board a life boat as long as there were younger people still aboard the ship. They both went below deck, presumably to their room, and that’s the last time they were seen.

;________________;

[moo58]

Isador & Ida Straus

The couple had been married for 41 years at the time of the disaster. They raised six children together, and were almost inseparable. On the rare occasion that they were apart, they wrote each other every day. They even celebrated their birthdays on the same day, although they were well apart from one another. During the sinking, Titanic’s officers pleaded with the 63 year old Ida to board a lifeboat and escape the disaster, but she repeatedly refused to leave her husband. Instead, she placed her maid in a lifeboat, taking her fur coat off and handing it to the maid while saying, “I won’t need this anymore”. At one point, she was convinced to enter one of the last two lifeboats, but jumped out as her husband walked away to rejoin him.

When last seen by witnesses, they were standing on deck, holding each other in a tight embrace. Their funeral drew some 6,000 mourners at Carnegie Hall.

A monument to them still stands in a Bronx cemetery, it’s inscription reads: “Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it.”

[foolishreplicaluke-moved-blog]

why wasn’t the movie about them

[jiyaajale]

why wasn’t the movie about them

[dazzlingdipsomaniac-blog]

We could be a modern Bogart and Bacall, baby ours could be the greatest love of all.

[egberts]

this was my favourite part

[buffdaddygone-deactivated201512]

me every day

[fyeahannanalick-deactivated2013]

[suicide-cky-deactivated20130413]

For those that chose to use Leviticus against me for tattoos. Why must you cherry pick things out of the bible to apply to me, but not you?

[debatchery]

“This is a very serious question.”

(x)

[alwaysblind]

i would do that not for a klondike bar

[spook-and-ruin-deactivated20151]

I love how he’s just like ‘…..Well. Okay then…..*hides*’

[bodymods-r-us-deactivated201411]

[twentyaftermidnight]

We could be a modern Bogart and Bacall.. (x)

[melklei77]

Breathe (2 AM) ~ Anna Nalick

[pinuppup-blog]

[tatts-and-that]

[hell-aint-a-bad-place-to-be]

[begitalarcos]

I think I’m Paranoid