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meet cute: it's raining and I see your battered bleeding body lying in the mud and I kick it slightly to see if you're dead

voidsucre

happy comic day here's mine

@thickness-protection-program

thickness-protection-program

Yes! It's easy! As long as you're stealing a small/low priced item. The cameras are usually not on you specifically unless you give them a reason to be, and even then there would be an announcement like "security scan in toys." That's your cue to steal a watch! 🏃🏿‍♂️💨 Just don't be stupid about it bc every failed theft attempt increases security to varying degrees. Printer ink and glitter weren't always behind glass doors 🤦🏿‍♂️

caats

pengychan

My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

pengychan

"Doctor, give it to me straight" "You sure, there's a fee" "… Give it to me gay"

thelovers-thedreamers-and-me

AGAB (Assigned Gay At Billing)

battlships

Fascinated by the fact that his first question was about if he'd have to prove it. I wanna know how far that man would go to save less than a dollar

hungwy

I lost my wallet. It is in my apartment

raziele

Okay

hungwy

lakevida

man with excellent self restraint dismayed to realize that not wanting anything is more likely a depression symptom than a carefully honed skill that atones for other aspects of his character