just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design
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Keni
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
we're not kids anymore.

#extradirty

shark vs the universe

bliss lane
Xuebing Du

oozey mess
KIROKAZE
Stranger Things
The Stonewall Inn

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Claire Keane
noise dept.
NASA
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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EXPECTATIONS
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@dazzlingflash
just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design
So I love all of FMA’s “it’s clever when it’s not in English” naming. Riza “The Hawk’s Eye” Hawkeye. The Strong Arm Alchemist, Alexander Louis Armstrong. Ruler of the nation, King Bradley–first name King, last name Bradley.
And you know, that “King Bradley” name is a strong contender for most ridiculous in-your-face naming but that’s not actually the worst of Bradley’s name. What’s worse is that he’s “Fuhrer President King Bradley”, because he’s literally got three titles in his name that all mean “Ruler” literally three of them but even that is not the worst part about Fuhrer President King Bradley’s name.
You see the worst part about this name is that he goes by “Fuhrer”. You know, the German word for “Leader”, pronounced “fyur-ur”, same as “Furor”.
You know, Furor
Or,
you know,
in other words
Wrath.
Who invited Angry Angry King King King?
Himromu Arakawa writing FMA: I’m dropping hints.
*trying to come up with rules for my new society after successfully leading the revolution* why don’t we just repurpose 5e
KILLING STANCE: TEN SOUL RENDING CLAWS
1 in 5 people are probably plural
5 in 1 person is definitely plural
Listening and learning
Howdy Punkitt!
Just wanted to thank you for making that post where you said you wanted to be perceived as a woman but didn't want to hide the fact that you were transgender and that everyone should be so so thankful to be in your presence.
It's helped me a lot when I want to present feminine at work. I put on my long flowery skirt that's made of nylon and my cheap pink cosplay wig and I don't sweat how I haven't voice trained or taken any transition meds. I'm a girl that day because I say that I am!
I don't have to change anything about myself I don't want to to be more feminine. Hell, I think it's even cooler that I don't!
HELL YEAH YOU ROCK!!!!
The chicken chain was told to "cluck off" the last time it tried to move into the UK. This time, it hired bigger guns.
me: "have they tried not being fucking ignorant religious bigots?"
article: “I suspect that a bit of the steam has gone out of the LGBT thing,” Backman told the right-wing outlet, staying ahead of the issue. “There may be the odd protester, but if they have got armies of PR people laser-focused on that then I suspect it may be OK.”
me: no surprises there... fuck them
sandwich recipe
We go through a lot of pickles here and this recipe is a good way to use leftover brine.
The thing that pisses me off the most though is the fact I know so many LGBTQ+ individuals that still go there, and they are surprised when I actually don't. It's literally like that tweet.
Where does lasagna come from?
Wizards from a mystical land barely tethered to this reality wrote great spells in tomes called “cookbooks” that anyone can cast
thought it comes from caves
am i thinking of QUARTZ again
easy mistake
ah, nuts
(coincidentally nuts also comes from caves)
you are thinking of quartz again
they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid
Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"
vampire whos obsessed with other monsters fangs 🦇🐺
Don't use AI to write. Use cocaine like a real author.
you fucking suck at burger
shooo