Never Knows Best

Hi, I'm Skyler. Thirty-something years old. I'm the mean, scary trans girl the media warned you about. Formerly a Jojo blog, I now just post whatever, including occasional NSFW. I also post content that some people will find uncomfortable. Follow at your own discretion.

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slapping this badge on my blog

[escuerzoresucitado]

[dogpuppy]

[durigakkin]

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

[d1s4strous]

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

[catboybiologist]

Cis ppl will be like "transitioning is far less effective than my solution of dismantling gender norms" and then not dismantle gender norms

[allegedlygwen]

cis gender abolitionists are almost universally people who just met a trans woman and decided she, specifically, doesn't deserve gender.

[markodragic]

2027 tumblr discourse leaked

coquette blogs come to a consensus that women are divine beings and start using a new tag (#females aren't human)

push to establish the term "enboid" as a wholesome gender neutral alternative to foid and moid

new biopic about the unabomber is released at the same time as a bobby sands biopic leading to a polarising new crossover ship

jungkook reveals he actually is princess diana reincarnated and is roundly accused of kinning outside of his race

heated debate about whether or not it's okay to be attracted to the apes from planet of the apes

taylor swift gets a swastika forehead tattoo like charles manson and fans are insistent it's actually a subtle yet brave nod to her homosexuality

widespread insistence that autumn is now cringe

[shegayonmygirl]

the penis is feminine, it's literally cute

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

Mitch McConnell is never coming back to the Senate

The likeliest reason for the Kentucky senator's ruse is also the most pathetic

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

Mitch McConnell is getting more paid time off than women who give birth

Senator Mitch McConnell has continued to receive his full salary while being absent from the Senate for medical reasons.

McConnell ‘Absolutely Refuses’ to Film Video Amid Growing Mystery

Kentucky’s governor says he has “heard absolutely nothing” from his MIA senator despite repeated pleas.

[mothmandrivesstudebakers]

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Three things:

I am glad that in 2026 I find out about twitter from tumblr.

I did not "dance around" the manic pixie dream girl. I sought to write books exposing the dangerous lie that a person is more than a person. The romanticization (mostly by boys) of the Romantic Other is extremely dangerous, and that was a central theme of my first two books. If people read them as MPDG books, then I failed at my first and most fundamental task and I'm sorry.

I did not build the hospital. Nerdfighteria paid for a hospital that Sierra Leoneans built. We paid for the hospital partly through Hank and I donating money, but mostly thanks to the thousands of people who pay for the hospital every month and my brother's stupid but brilliant idea to create Netflix For Socks.

[jochi-the-veristithaylen-baker]

[bigsharter666]

dont show me your nerdy interests i WILL have sex with you.

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

Ya know what I should kidnap a princess it's been awhile since I've done something fun for myself

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

Okay so it's been a few months since I kidnapped the princess and uh. No one has come to try to rescue her yet. Like at all. I sent a spy to the kingdom and they just don't care. Like they know she's gone and they're not bothering. She's been crying for a few days straight now. Idk what I'm supposed to do here.

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

An update on the princess. She kinda broke and was very... hollow for a bit there. It took some time to get her interested in learning magic but she eventually came around to it. I'm trying to goad her into reaping bloody vengeance on the family that abandoned her but she's just been really focused on her studies. Maybe once she's more capable, she is still a beginner after all.

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

It's been a couple of months and the princess' progess on her magical studies is absolutely *stellar* I swear this kid is a generational prodigy she's already bent a Cambion to her will and is casting higher level necromancy and evocation spells. She's such a good apprentice. Is this what it's like to be a proud dad? I'm buying her a gift. Teenage girls enjoy tomes full of dark rituals and such, yeah?

[sagezu]

[segamascott]

[baqsimi]

sext: r u nakey

[hakonohanayome]

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