My Random Musings

Just a place for me to share the weird stuff in my head.

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Hubby- "I hit the snooze button too many times so I am running a bit late this morning." Me- "I had a dream that I gave birth to 5 puppies." Hubby- "You win." 2/17/16

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Story Time - The Little Red Hen

The story of the Little Red Hen would be very different if she were creating a generic, store-bought loaf of white bread. Who will help me bleach this flour? Who will help me hydrogenate this oil? Who will help me introduce enzimes produced by fungus and bacteria to the corn starch to make high fructose corn syrup?

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Bubba (age 8)- "Guess how many hats I am wearing." Hubby - "Go put some pants on!"

My Family 4/26/15

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When Amelia wants to watch Disney Junior in the morning she says, "Mommy, I want VD!" I keep trying to correct her. "You mean TV?" "Uh-huh!" Toddlers are full of humorous moments.

Me and 3-year-old 4/22/2014

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A case of mistaken identity

My dogs hear the walking dead theme on my phone and get excited. It is time to pick up the kids from school! On our way back home today, we stopped by the tract-home group of mailboxes. I recognized the man in the wheelchair departing from the boxes as our neighbor 2 doors down. As soon as my daughter opened her passenger door to get the mail, our chihuahua, Nico, darted after our neighbor. I knew he would come back, so I told Clara to stop chasing after him. It suddenly dawned on me that Nico probably thought it was me in the wheelchair! After collecting the mail and the small dog, we turned the corner and I explained the situation to my wheelbound comrade. Well, that is one way to meet your neighbors, lol.

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If ducks didn't waddle, I wonder if they would trip over their own feet?

Danielle Bright 4/3/13

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In Arizona we call those #conchas #lol #sillygringos (at Fry's Food & Drug Stores)

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Yeah, better not to ask, ha ha. #mykid #upsidedown

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Went from no motivation to getting work done. Kinda got sick of landscapers throwing crap in my yard. #nowayjose #bam #yardwork

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This is how I won the Hunger Games. #wheredidshego #treebranches #yardwork #goofball #hungergames

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Spinach colcannon and Sherlock, just what I need for down time. #colcannon #spinach #bbc #sherlock #relax

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Another one bites the dust :-( #3D #bustlife #ouch

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My shoulder devil just suggested we dump buckets of BBQ sauce on a car in the midday heat of summer. Stay tuned for update.

Danielle Bright 3/18/2007

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Curtis , you woke me up at an important part of my dream. Now I will never know if I was able to save Logan (my 6-year-old) in the race war, or if he was taken as a slave.

Danielle Bright 3/9/13

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It is a bad idea to slurp your soda by a cow because that will scare it and make it run all around.

Logan Bright (age 8) 3/9/15

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Just licked Doritos cheese off my toddler's fingers. She was totally cool with it.

Danielle Bright 4/4/14

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Please don't put dinosaurs in my pants

Danielle Bright 2/26/14