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There is a K I L L E R on the loose in my sorority house. A bunch of my SORTA friends have been killed and no one has asked me about it!!SADIE SWENSON

[dcadinsiide]

[Text]: And he probably thinks I’m in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything

texts 4 days!! → accepting

[ text: 💕💖CHANEL💖💕 ]: no surprise there. you look at a guy and they think you’re in love with them[ text: 💕💖CHANEL💖💕 ]: did you not pull out the chanel charm and make sure he knows he’s nothing to you?

[dcadinsiide]

[Text]: Apparently I’m a “fire hazard”

texts 4 days!! → accepting 

[ text: brooke ]: is that a weird way of calling you hot?[ text: brooke ]: or did you like, almost set something on fire?[ text: brooke ]: because i’d agree with the first one.

[dcadinsiide]

herfmcnns:

“ —— UM, excuse me!! i don’t recall ever telling you to look at me with that snarky face, you insignificant ball of NOTHINGNESS. ” sonya’s voice grew higher in pitch, her almond eyes firm, almost deadly. “ — did you lose something?? do i look like a CLOWN to you?? ”

      dear GOD she didn’t miss that voice at all. at least the red devil did  s o m e t h i n g  right in the midst of their murder spree. “ -- are you real?? or is this like that time i saw dead gay boone’s ghost?? ”

[dcadinsiide]

inthemines:

        “  happy valentines day!   my ex boyfriends are fucking, i’m completely alone,  and  i’ve had half a bottle of tequila.   this is a great day.   i need more tequila.   come, drink — murder me, if you can!  ”

      “ i’m not all that good at murdering someone - my plans usually get looked over, like, super fast - but i can do alcohol. ”