U R U B U

[hipster]

find someone that knows how to calm your storms

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[friendlyfrankenstein]

bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult. 

[friendlyfrankenstein]

anyways its been like four days and I have yet to stop laughing even slightly less at ‘OH GROOVE WITH ME BABY’ (THUNK THUNK THUNK) so 

im starting to suspect bert and ernie sketches were just the basis of my sense of humor

[midnightvrose]

[black-nata]

me @ my last brain cell

[snarg]

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

[rainbow-road-to-happiness]

this urn will turn you into a tree after you die

[approach]

and you can choose what kind of tree you want to become

just imagine cemeteries looking like this

life after death

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT

this is how all cemeteries should look. its awkward to hug a gravestone. imagine hugging your grandma/tree. ugh rebuild all cemeteries

[babyanimalgifs]

Animal snaps

[disneygifts]

[catchymemes]

[imoverallofit]

He cookin

[miss-krypton]

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THE WRITERS THINKING

[sxetcher]

Dont you mean what the woof woof were they thinking?

[kim-jisoo]

Which Ray Holt are you today?

[mintmilano]

[unclefather]

I’m about to make this house a little less full

[tranquilihty]

neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Twenty years ago, our parents were afraid of us believing the fake stuff and brainwashing of the “internet”. Now, they are the ones who are so gullible to immediately accept and share fake news posted on the internet.

[daily-showerthoughts]

When we die, it would be cool to see our stats in full detail, such as breaths taken and times you blinked and get to compare them with people who have passed before you.

[gothcostco]

the plot chickens

[gothcostco]

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

[weedle-testaburger]

[suspend]

me everyday:

[mashrou3-ummi]

I love when food is spicy enough that ur nose starts running. It’s such a purifying feel like yes… clear my sinuses for me