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WAR IS OVER
I want Bruce to have a break down. Not a cool edgy one, like a pathetic sob fest. Almost disturbing to see this grown man crying this much. Why? Because he just doesn't get it.
He doesnt get why hes so broken.
He doesnt get why he always gets the short end of the stick.
He doesnt get why he can't just understand people.
He doesnt like making his family angry. It doesn't make him feel good when theyre practically boiling with rage and stop talking to him for months. Especially when hes trying so hard. He's able to pass as normal with the public because they only see him in curated moments. His children see him as he truly is.
And he truly is a ugly thing.
So one day, after years of misunderstanding and silent treatments, he breaks. He tried not to. He always made sure to go hide somewhere to cry to not burden his children with his ugly emotions. But he cant this time.
He just doesn't get it.
What did he do wrong? Why can't he fix it? Why can't he be right?
Why can't he be enough.
And so, in front of all of his children. He cries. They have never seen him cry. Not like this. Especially not falling to his knees and sobbing.
Asking over and over again. Why?
They don't have an answer.
They don't have anything. Anything other than the sickly feeling of dread. Because they know they brought him to this point.
Not gods, monsters, or terrorists.
No, only his own children could bring the batman to his knees.
kitty bruce and his canine kids who are larger than him in their animal forms. bruce tries to groom them but it takes him like an hour to just finish their head 😭 and he cant even force them to stay still bc he’s so tiny compared to them.
i also have this vivid image in my head of bruce in his kitty form being smothered by the kids in their own animal forms bc they found him trying to take a nap on the couch. i can also see the kids scruffing bruce to kidnap him to take a nap together LOL. the kids love their dad and no matter how big or old they are, they still think they’re tiny pups (in bruce’s eyes, they are)
fed up with Bruce tracking them/invading their privacy in the name of safety, i like to think the batkids pull an uno reverse and microchip Bruce while he’s passed out after a bad patrol injury. they start tracking his phone activity and texting him about wherever he is. bringing up things they know he’s searched for one his phone/people he’s been talking to, showing up at wherever he is during the day and interrupting him just to prove they always know where he is; just overall trying to annoy him the best they can.
issue is, Bruce is just so happy to see and talk to his kids at any point that he doesn’t even notice the breach of privacy, and the kids just end up feeling really awkward about how happy their dad is to see them.
Jason will bring up something in conversation with Bruce that was only privately relayed through texts between Bruce and a colleague, smirking because he knows Bruce is gonna be really paranoid about who’s watching his texts, except Bruce just smiles and happily chats with him for thirty minutes and he’s in a good mood all day because Jason willingly had a casual conversation with him, and when the JL ask why Batman’s in such a good mood at a meeting later that day Jason just goes bright red and doesn’t know what to say because he didn’t realise how much Bruce genuinely craves just catching up with him every now and then.
Dick will stalk him for weeks and wait until Bruce has a really tough busy day at work, specifically so he can wait for the evening where Bruce finally has a single moment to himself in a bar somewhere to relax, and then he busts in loudly sitting down next to Bruce and talking non-stop while ordering a drink, thinking that Bruce is going to be mad because this was his one peaceful moment and Dick ruined it by constantly tracking him. but instead the second Bruce realises Dick’s there all his exhaustion disappears. he gets a really wide genuinely pleased look on his face and happily offers to buy Dick a drink because ‘it’s so rare that they get to hang out!’ and Dick is left floundering because he was trying to be an asshole but now he just feels bad that he doesn’t spend time with Bruce outside of patrol business.
Tim keeps watching him through security cameras and updating him through text on his location in an attempt to make him tired of the constant supervision, but every time he texts Bruce like ‘you just walked into starbucks for the second time today.’ Bruce will just openly smile at his phone and respond like ‘would you like me to get you a drink? i can drop it off at your office if you’d like :)’ and Tim has to give up almost immediately.
essentially i like the idea of the batkids trying to annoy Bruce with themselves, forgetting that Bruce is just a dad who really loves his kids and can’t ever be annoyed by them.
I like my Batman a little eldritch flavoured, observe:
His fingers are just a tiny bit too claw-like, especially when Batman. It's really useful when climbing or having to catch someone (mostly his kids) but it makes him feel the tiniest bit less human.
His body temperature really depends on his mood; happy, loved? He's warm! Perfect cuddle temperature! If he's stressed, sad, tired? He's cold, as in 'I just came back from outside and it was raining'-cold
His eyes are just a tiny bit reflective, it makes the staring a bit more creepy and Bruce sometimes feels a bit insecure about it.
His hearing, sight & his memory is higher then the average population. He hasn't noticed it yet, sometimes he just drops a "They're around the 3rd corner" and his current teammate just has to deal with it.
His intuition is frankly disturbing. His kids can not do something that is incredibly dangerous without at least a text: "Do not."
He got this as a gift from Gotham herself, she saw the little boy in the alley and went "Hmm, you're my favourite now."
Thank you for coming to this presentation.
Superman really likes humans. They’re so cute!
Clark was just watching the remains of the building that had collapsed when a sea of humans—his fellow reporters—came running toward him, despite their imbalance and comparative slowness, weaving around rubble in stiff shoes and heavy coats, clutching microphones and cameras to their chests.
They shouted his chosen name as they approached.
“Superman!”
“Superman, were there any fatalities?”
“Can the audience get a comment on the incident?”
“Superman, over here!”
He could not help smiling as he lowered himself the rest of the way to the ground.
Immediately they crowded around him in a dense, warm cluster of bodies and noise, each one trying to angle themselves nearest without actually touching him—though several did, briefly.
Clark’s smile widened.
Rao! They were adorable!
He could see every tiny movement inside them. The pull and release of tendons under soft, soft, soft skin. The frantic contractions of little hearts hammering away in narrow ribcages. Lungs filling and emptying and filling again.
He felt like he was drowning in kittens. Tiny baby kittens.
One of them shoved a microphone so close to his face it nearly bumped his chin. Clark went a little cross-eyed trying to focus on it before looking back down at the reporter holding it.
The man froze immediately under direct eye contact.
Clark has to hold himself back from squeezing his cheeks.
Batman was exhausted.
Most humans were exhausted all the time, he’d noticed. Their little bodies weren’t built well. Too much stress weakened them quickly. Bad sleep patterns. Poor nutrition. Everything hurt them.
Clark, naturally, lifted Batman to put him to rest in any nearby surface. He trashed in Clark’s arms initially but otherwise didn’t protest.
Batman was, to Clark, the equivalent of a particularly hostile alley cat. Tiny. Violent. Malnourished. Feral beyond belief.
And somehow convinced he could fight things thousands of times larger than himself.
Did Batman sometimes forgot that he was just as human and fragile as the villains in Gotham?
Well, no harm done. Clark was not interested in fighting Batman at all.
I love Alien-like!Superman
Had to do something for Mermay before it ends
I got the stupid mii game to make superbat and inc.
I wanted superbat.
I make bruce and clark first.
And they are the BANE OF MY FUCKING EXISTENCE!!
I cannot get these two fucks to get together.
I got the game last Sunday. Its Thursday. My island is on lv 17.
Ive beeen playing.
Clark has had a crush on bruce since Sunday.
Bruce? Just ultra friends.
Also? Clark is the pickiest mii i fucking have. Nothing is good enough for him???? Im genuinely pulling my hair out.
Update 30 min l8r
Unrelated but our superbat looks similar jsjsjs
I literally went to go get a Pic of their faces and this happened haha the saga ends. But yess they do look similar!! So cute
I got the stupid mii game to make superbat and inc.
I wanted superbat.
I make bruce and clark first.
And they are the BANE OF MY FUCKING EXISTENCE!!
I cannot get these two fucks to get together.
I got the game last Sunday. Its Thursday. My island is on lv 17.
Ive beeen playing.
Clark has had a crush on bruce since Sunday.
Bruce? Just ultra friends.
Also? Clark is the pickiest mii i fucking have. Nothing is good enough for him???? Im genuinely pulling my hair out.
Update 30 min l8r
I got the stupid mii game to make superbat and inc.
I wanted superbat.
I make bruce and clark first.
And they are the BANE OF MY FUCKING EXISTENCE!!
I cannot get these two fucks to get together.
I got the game last Sunday. Its Thursday. My island is on lv 17.
Ive beeen playing.
Clark has had a crush on bruce since Sunday.
Bruce? Just ultra friends.
Also? Clark is the pickiest mii i fucking have. Nothing is good enough for him???? Im genuinely pulling my hair out.
Lowkey might start drawing nsfw so I can get better at anatomy :/
pt3 of my autistic bruce story!
part 2 part 1 ao3 link
Shamefully, it doesn't happen the next day. Or the day after that, or the week after that. Shamefully, they act as normally as they can while re-evaluating Alfred's every interaction with Bruce. They're sure he's noticed, but Bruce only silently observes as they make sure he's never left alone with the butler.
It's subtle, but it's there, how Alfred manages Bruce, as if their father can't be comfortable in his own home. It's in the disparaging comments regarding Bruce's nightlife and public persona. It's in the cold shoulder when Bruce is particularly obstinate with him. It's in the warning tut when Bruce, preoccupied and stressed, rhythmically taps his fingers.
It's in Alfred's cutting, watchful eyes and it's in Bruce's forever-tense shoulders and aborted movements.
Shamefully, a family of vigilantes well-versed in instigation is struck silent, is sick with fear and genuine revulsion at the prospect of someone they love (loved?) and trust (…trusted?) hurting their father. Their dad, who loved them and saved them and always tried for them.
Shamefully, they all seem to be waiting for someone else to start the conversation; shamefully, when it happens, it's almost by accident.
NSFW//
Ok Clark and Bruce finally get together right? And Bruce, we'll he hasn't been with a ton of guys (lol) but hes always topped. Always. Its never been a question. And clark, he prefers to top but he likes bottoming time to time.
So the first few times they have sex, clark bottoms. All cool. It's amazing and hot and they're both satisfied, Bruce is a very good lover.
Well eventually, clark wants to test the waters. It's starts out with some more touches of Bruce's ass when they're fucking, maybe a 'accidental' brush against Bruce's hole. Bruce doesnt say anything but gets juuust a bit squirmy. Something only clark would notice.
Then, one time, Bruce is thrusting into clark, a nice steady pace while nipping and sucking at his throat and collarbones. And clark sneakily puts some lube on his fingers and starts playing with the others entrance, not going in.. yet.
Bruce stiffens slightly but doesnt say anything, hes noticed his lovers shifting attention and isnt sure how to feel. On one hand, hes never tried anything like that, but on the other, he wants to make his partner happy. He could at least try?
Once a finger actually starts to press into him, his confidence is draining. It feels weird, not pleasurable at all. Bruce just tries to focus on his cock and the wetness hes surrounded in.
One finger turns to two, still nothing. Well at least he can say he tried, but just when he was about to tell Clark to knock it off-
His whole body jerks forward and it feels like the air was taken out of him.
Clark simply smugly grins and encourages Bruce to keep fucking him.
Bruce ends up coming sooner than he'd like, the tightness around his cock and the fingers filling him prove to be too much. His eyes actually water when his peak is reached, and a soft whimper leaves his trembling body.
And that starts to become the standard when they have sex, bruce having something inside him. Nothing big, a few fingers maybe a plug but there is something. Bruce cant say he isnt enjoying this new sensation, but hes having to do a lot of reflecting on himself and his preferences.
But nothing compares to when they next have sex.
Clark knows this time hes going to try to top, or at least bring it up. He has a feeling that bruce is going to love it, maybe to the point where theyre dynamic shifts, although Clark doesn't really mind either way. He just wants to give his lover the best experience.
So when clark and bruce are able to sneak away to their bedroom, Clark takes the lead. Pushing Bruce onto the bed and climbing on top, giving him kisses and hickeys galore. Since their clothes are already off, its easy to grab the lube subtly. Only when his fingers are already pressed against the other body, does Clark pull back.
He can see the slight nerves on his lover's face, likely already guessing what Clark wants to do. But he never says no. Any other person in the world, Clark would need verbal support for trying something new. But he knows that would just freak Bruce out, and the man has no problem telling the Kryptonian if he doesn't like something. So Clark goes ahead and beings to stretch the awaiting hole.
He aims for that sweet spot, wanting his boyfriend to already be in that sweet headspace when its go time. One finger turns to two, then three. The most bruce has ever taken, and its showing. His hips are lightly bucking, his eyes are sparkling with unshead tears, and those pretty noises falling from his mouth. And its only going to get better.
So he pulls bruces legs to where theyre resting on his shoulders and leans in for a kiss. Pulling back just when he starts to press his cockhead into that tight hole.
The most beautiful thing he will ever witness will be bruces face as he takes his first cock. The tears finally fall, and his plush lips are shaped in a silent 'O' as his virgin hole is filled to the brim.
Clark knows that bruce isnt going to be topping after this.
NSFW//
Ok but like, maybe bruce gets hit with some kind of spell and for some reason he now has a cunt. And at first its fine, a little weird but fine. Until it starts to ache and leak.
It's just.. he needs something inside of him. Something to fill him up, something warm and thick. But none of the plethora of toys hes recently bought is doing anything for him! And hes so confused because before, he'd never even wanted to bottom, it just doesn't make sense.
Eventually, his best friend Clark notices somethings wrong, and it takes a while but bruce does cave and tell him what happened. He's just so empty, its such a frustrating feeling that hes almost crying.
Thankfully, Clark is a very good friend and offers his services.
Which leads them to now, after many many rounds, bruce can't even speak. The cock is so far inside him, its past his cervix by a inch or two. His brain is leaking out of his head. But it doesn't matter how overstimulated bruce is, he can not stop fucking himself back on that cock. It's been hours at this point, but its so delicious.
And his dear clark is estatic, not only is he getting to finally sleep with his long time crush, bruces cunt is divine. The feeling of his cockhead popping past bruces little cervix is so addicting. He's very glad bruce seems to be so cock drunk.
They both know that they can't go without this ever again.
And if bruce never tries to find a cure, thats no ones business.
top toxic trait of batman is actually making 100-slide powerpoints for things that could have been an email and sending emails for things that should really said in-person/elaborated on
From: [email protected] To: everyone
World ending. Again. Hope you’ve all been attending interdimensional diplomacy 101.
B. Sent from the Watchtower dishwasher
batman locks the justice league in a conference room to present: “Causation or Correlation: Apocalypses of This Year And Every Time One Of You Idiots Have Quipped, “Could Be Worse!”” he has a laser pointer that he points directly into hal’s eyes no less than 11 times
ur tags paint such a vivid image.
Genuinely can not stop thinking of Dragon Clark hoarding Bruce. It’s taken over my life.
Imagine Bruce in sheer, wispy robes, draped in as much gold and jewels as Clark could find for him. He looks resplendent, lounging upon piles of expensive silks as he waits for Clark to return with more for him
And Clark does, because Bruce deserves nothing but the absolute best, as the heart of his hoard
Thinking about Bruce accepting that having children means there's no such thing as privacy and personal space. It doesn't matter where he is or what he's doing because his kids are somehow always nearby.
Just imagine Bruce desperately wanting to go to bed after patrol except a stretched out Dick Grayson is already there because "Your bed is way more comfortable, Bruce." He doesn't even live at the manor anymore. Bruce is trying to do a quick workout? Cass appears right by his side, ready to start. Going to the store to get a late night treat? Jason is already there because he apparently needed groceries at 10 P.M. and it just couldn't wait. Working peacefully in his office at work? Tim is walking through the door with files in one hand and a tablet in the other. Bruce decides to browse around a bookstore? Duke comes around the aisle with his arms full of books. Call him naive, but he really thought the bathroom would be an exception, except all his kids are trained vigilantes who know how to pick any lock. Now, he's sitting in a cold bath while listening to Damian complain about his recent mission.