DAN

Found out only fake flowers bloom in the darkness. Daniel he/him

[florence-not-italy]

regulus when rosekiller are loud

[daddiesdrarryy]

Ron: Here’s your tie back, Draco, please don’t ever tell me why Harry got it on his bed

Draco: Thanks, but…why did you come all the way here to give me this?

Ron: Well, we’re friends, right?

Blaise: *walks past in grey sweatpants*

Ron: …

Ron: What in the Medusa—

Ron: Merlin I almost turned to stone!

Ron: I swear it was looking at me!

Draco: Oh that’s why you came all the way here

[rimarkka]

James: do you think Regulus flirted with me? Barty: he promised to curse you James: yeah, it was hot James: so? did he? Barty: ofc he did

[snarky-magpie]

James, just chilling on the couch.

Regulus, approaching him out of nowhere and hugging him tight.

James: aw, what was that for?

Regulus: the therapist told me to embrace my mistakes.

[remvs-black]

sirius, being the epitome of masculine charm at hogwarts, is an incorrigible and unredeemable flirt, tossing smirks and winks like they’re second nature, whether it’s to a blushing hufflepuff in the corridors or a giggling gryffindor at a party. i dont even think it would register as "flirting" in his brain because that's how girls (and many, many boys) act around him and that's how he's always acted towards them. and it's all and games for him til he sees remus smiling prettily at someone and laughing at someone else's joke, then he loses his fucking shit because that's exactly the kind of hypocritical and possessive thing that he would do. is that toxic, yes. would he still do shit like this? also yes ♡

[ddanthedumbass]

MACHINE GUN KELLY

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: Excuse me, hello! Have you seen Harry? Dark hair, green eyes, smile that would shake the earth, hates pea?

5 year old Draco: A bald white man broke in today

James: WHAT? A WHITE MAN? NO! WHAT DID THE AURORS DO ABOUT IT?

5 year old Draco: Nothing!

James: TYPICAL!

[godsemonephew]

Haven’t been able to get Game Of Thrones Wolfstar out of my head… 🐺⭐️

The Black House is a rich and powerful northern family, known for their close relationship to the crown and the small council, whilst the Lupins are a family of academics in Oldtown.

I’ve thought way too much about this tbh

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[jfkkilledhimself-deactivated202]

[iloveyourfeed]

[clitorous]

“Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman

[longwander]

This has 200k notes but none of you know the truth of the I Hate Rubber Boots Guy. This man lives in my city. He wears this outfit constantly. The Weird Toronto photo group has a ban on posting him because he’s always like this.  He has done this for years. Every so often he buys a taller pair of rubber boots.

[wordcubed]

#you can tell this is an old photo by the height of his boots

[wizardnuke]

[daddiesdrarryy]

Remus: We have to get rid of the evidence, Prongs. If Professor McGonagall starts asking questions…

James: She won’t trace it back to us, Moony

Sirius: Are you for real? She traces everything back to us! She traces things we haven’t even done back to us!

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[yeah-asbestos]

I love that man with all of my heart

[that-house]

i hope this guy got that kiss

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[sisyphusunderthesun]

I'M SORRY AHAHAHA

(I'm also sorry if someone has drawn a similar picture before)

[ogurch66]

Imagine that when Thorin and Bilbo are alone for the first time, Bilbo takes off his shirt and thinks “Maybe I’m not so handsome, maybe I’m too sof-

- you're so soft

[ohyou-pretty-things]

artist: mandarina_art

[crumkitty]

Look at his smile 🙂‍↕️🫶🏼

I love how he literally only smiled at bilbo during this entire series, it shows that he genuinely began to care and open up his heart after having all this heart break for so long! He didn’t deserve to die and deserved to live with bilbo in the shire and watch their tree grow ☹️☹️