Evan rosier lover (barty kin)

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[thepicklekingog]

I cannot do this

[tulaimesbienalors]

barty talks to babies like they are full grown adults and when they reply with baby noises he goes “i know right?”

i don’t make the rules

[ladymacbethisasmash]

I imagine barty spent a lot of time just sat browsing music as a teen trying to escape and forget what life is really like at home.

I think he'd run into songs he liked online and go through the artists discography at night finding and adding the ones he liked.

Music would be his one lifeline and he'd cling onto it so tightly. His headphones being his most precious belonging

[moths-canyon]

honestly im done with bottom barty more top barty and bottom evan pls

[hospitalbeach]

evil exes rosekiller

[ladymacbethisasmash]

Cunty boyfriend Barty × basic boyfriend Evan

Thats my rosekiller

Barty whose goth/punk and refused to leave the house unless his fit EATS. Who gets compliments every time hes in public and dresses a bit too flashy at formal events

Evan who lives his life in joggers and a hoodie. Who dresses for practicality not aesthetic, but God does that man love a suit. Every. Opportunity. To wear one he does.

[hospitalbeach]

teen barty commissioning his classmate to draw him and evan as yaoi princes

[kn1feprty-y]

barty is the type of guy to use every form of ‘bro’ (besides bro).

- evan would be ‘bromantic partner’ or ‘brosier’

- reg would be ‘brotato chip’

- sirius would be called ‘brohemian rhapsody’

- james would be ‘brotein shake’

- pandora would be ‘brotanical garden’

- dorcas would be ‘bromato’

- peter would just be ‘my brother in christ’

- lily would be ‘brochaco’

- mary would be ‘brotosynthesis’

-marlene would be ‘supercalifragilisticexpealaBROcious’

- remus would be ‘brofessor’

- sometimes he would refer to himself as brotemius crouch jr.

no one would really enjoy it but they also wouldn’t stop it either for some reason

[starlittragedies]

HEAR ME OUT modern family au wherein established!jegulus who finally bought a house (courtesy of regulus’ brother-in law remus) as their forever home since they plan to get married and along with that they get looped back into the chaos of their very very modern found family. with established!wolfstar planning to adopt a baby, established!pandalily who has shared custody of their children from past marriages (yes teenage harry and luna are very much present in this), iconic lesbians dorlene (as pepper and ronaldo variants) and established!rosekiller (who may or may not be wolfstar’s rivals)

[fourtoast]

Jazz (specifically vocal jazz) IS Rosekiller's genre of music (walk with me here, okay?)

Ella Fitzgerald playing in the kitchen while Evan's cooking up their latest victim for dinner.

Frank Sinatra playing while Evan's got Barty handcuffed and blind folded on the bed while he digs through their chest of toys.

Nat King Cole playing while Barty licks the blood off Evan's knuckles.

Julie London playing while Evan's in the garage dismembering the guy Barty brought home.

Judy Garland playing while they drive to the cemetery to go grave robbing.

Billie Holiday playing while Barty goes into the basement to make sure the cage they keep their victims in is still locked.

There's just something so hauntingly beautiful about jazz and the audio quality on old tracks that just gives off Rosekiller vibes, okay?

[for-evermoore]

Ykw what yeah, let Barty rail Evan he deserves it

[forced-conforming]

waiter, waiter!! there is a fucking ai rose commercial in my rosekiller tag…

[livindeqdgirl]

2000s Eminem as Barty Crouch Jr variant

[prlmrin]

The day people will start seeing Evan Rosier as his own character, and not just as Barty's partner, will be the day I can rest peacefully

[wistarria]

Barty as Joker and Evan as Harley Quinn but Evan has Barty wrapped around his finger

[laced-in-ruin]

Evan and Barty would totally baby trap each other if given the chance.

[darlingmylovethatsmurder]

i should be packing but all i can think about is one night stand rosekiller. neither of them is able to forget the other, and they end up meeting later again