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stray kids incorrect quotes based off things my friends and i text and things i’ve heard at school!

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[Stray Kids Group Chat pt.32]

Minho: “you have issues. you’re weird”

Minho: *“licks lips”*

Hyunjin: me

Minho: it was dori.

Hyunjin: YOUR CAT TALKS???

Minho: NO??

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Changbin: dr peppy weppy meppy seppy

Felix: changbin. respectfully. what the fuck.

Chan: see it sounds cute and funny when you say it like that but if you said dr pepper wepper mepper sepper suddenly it starts to sound like a whole bunch of slurs

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[Stray Kids in school pt.12]

Felix: I have a pass

Jisung: that’s a bogus pass

Jeongin: what’s a bogus pass

Hyunjin: buy one get one free

Seungmin: that’s bogo dumbass

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Minho: you can water a horse but you can’t bring it to the river

Jeongin: …i don’t think that’s how the saying goes

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Jisung: Locking in isn’t a choice, it’s a lifestyle

Jeongin: Stop giving me your fortune cookies

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Minho: is he almost here?

Changbin: he said fifteen minutes… two hours ago.

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Hyunjin: Did you just throw raisins at me??

Jisung: They’re cranberries!

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Chan: Kind people have low self esteem. So do rude people. Everyone has low self esteem

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[Stray Kids in School pt.11]

Jeongin: what’s a decal

Chan: that’s going on the vocab test

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[Stray Kids Group Chat pt.31]

Jisung: I’m taking a shit

Changbin: welcome to the team

Felix: mind if I join

Jisung: the more the shittier

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Hyunjin: I can not breathe without you being right by my side~ I’ll die~

Minho: Ok

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Jeongin, walking into dance practice: How do you feel about the current economic stress on the world

Felix: what the fu—

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Minho: this is not a dictatorship… it is a monarchy because I am the queen

Hyunjin: i’m the queen

Minho: we are not about to have this fight at 7:58 in the morning.

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Minho: how much time do we need on this part?

Changbin: 15 minutes

Minho: we can’t do 15 minutes

Changbin: 14

Minho: 10

Changbin: 7 take it or leave it

Minho: 6 it is.

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[Stray Kids Group Chat pt.30]

Seungmin: Meow

Minho: What the fuck did you just say to me

Chan: language

Minho: What the [redacted] did you just say to me

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[Stray Kids Group Chat pt.29]

Hyunjin: It is 8/6/22

Jisung: Shut up Elena

Minho: Who the fuck is Elena???

Felix: OF AVALORRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Jeongin: WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP WE CAN DO ANYTHING WE SET OUR MINDS TO

Jisung: JEONGIN I DONT WANT A BARBIE LESSON RIGHT NOW

Jeongin: THIS IS MY LIFE MOTTO???