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[thursday]

[bearlyholdingittogether]

me at 16 vs me at 20

[animatedtext]

[thesymski]

HIS OWN FATHER….

[the-psycho-cutie-deactivated201]

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

[astroparker-deactivated20200523]

spider-man priorities over the years

[mori-sempai]

tobey maguire: MJ!!!

andrew garfield: GWEN!!!

tom holland: plz let me be an avenger

[infinittywar]

ryan reynolds is deadpool the same way robert downey jr is iron man

[wellbutrinboy]

i love laying the FUCK down and sleeping

[thebootydiaries]

*orders something on amazon*

Me 5 mins later: where it at tho

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!”

Me:

[ubercharge]

this blog is pro turn signal

[bibliophilepixie]

specifically, Before the actual turn

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

More specifically, for the actual direction you are planning on turning.

[pitchblackgo]

I got 20 chicken nuggets 10 for me and 10 for me

[chicken-fluff-butts]

flop

[averagefairy]

me, guzzling smart water before my exams: please work

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying

[kirrys]

[basketcasemp3]

name a more iconic duo than me and procrastination. go ahead, i’ll wait. 

[thundergrace]

of course you will

[electrictype]

my DNA test results came back positive. i definitely have DNA.

[himejoshikomaeda]

quit bragging