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Your weirdness is my normality ✨

[kasper-the-ghost]

Damn straight it is!

[kasper-the-ghost]

This speech is brought to you by the letter 4.

[deactivated-sofie]

@therealjacksepticeye my sister had her baby today and it’s a little girl!! Your newest fan!! she already has some strong lungs on her too as you can see 😂 I love her so much already ❤️

[deactivated-sofie]

This post contains adult themes!

Okay so I’m lying in bed on my side and I roll over and in doing so open my legs and suddenly this noise comes out of my lady parts that I can only describe as a mix between a trumpet and a whale singing. Yes my friends I have just QUEEFED for the first time. And my god it scared the living shit out of me lmfao! I’m sorry if this is TMI I just had to share it somewhere I was so genuinely scared I thought for a second I’d given birth to Satan 😂😭 Now can’t stop giggling at my own vagina 😂😭

[lum1natrix]

welcome back, buddy

[deactivated-sofie]

Just gonna go ahead and say what everyone is thinking

@markiplier is a seriously sexy bastard of a man.

[deactivated-sofie]

Thank you Mark

So tonight I was having a super horrid panic attack and I was crying and just upset and feeling lost and crappy. I then watched Marks new video and instantly the panic got better and I even smiled. Realising Mark believes in all of us. It made me so much better.

thank you @markiplier so so much ♥️ this video helped more than you will ever know. It’s little things like this that save lives.

[thedgeofsleep]

“so if you’re feeling low, or you’re feeling down, or you’re feeling like you’re not succeeding in life, or you’re feeling like those around you aren’t supporting you, just remember that i believe in you and that everyone here in the comments believes in you.” –– xx.

[sherbertime]

I got the chance yesterday to hug Sean twice more and made me so happy on my drive home yesterday. Thank you for helping me with my anxiety Sean, you’ve saved my life and made me smile everyday. I hope there’s another chance to see you again. Get home safe ❤️

[deactivated-sofie]

Fetal Position

I have my period I am in agony with cramps, I feel like I’m going to puke but I want to eat and I’m horny as hell.

Being a woman sucks sometimes

🙄

[adulthoodisokay]

“damn, i guess this is period underwear now.”

— everyone who has ever menstruated 

[thorodinson]

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) // Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

[silentxhearts-deactivated201402]

PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU FEEL BEING ASEXUAL IS AN ACTAUL SEXUALITY SO I CAN WRITE DOWN YOUR URL ON A PEICE OF PAPER AND SHOW IT TO MY DICKHEAD OF FRIEND

[shsl-ornithologist-deactivated2]

((The lack of notes is concerning.))

[aquilacalvitium]

YES

[connormystic]

Sweetie that ain’t a friend.

[bigguysrus]

[ironicbs]

I will always reblog this.

[deactivated-sofie]

Damn that ass

[deactivated-sofie]

Other bits of my dream

In addition to my dream below. The scenario kept repeating itself but changing each time. Same place, same earthquake. The first one was as I said in last post. The next time I fall and Mark picks me up and Amy is with him and they take an arm each and walk me out together. The next time it’s just mark again but carries me to satefy and then leaves without a word (the first time he doesn’t leave me at all we even take a hospital selfie like really lmao) Then finally the last scenario. Mark picks me up and is carrying me out again only this time someone barges him and we fall. I am able to get up but I can’t see mark anywhere and I’m hurting and bleeding so I make my way towards ambulances and I get taken to hospital and keep asking where Mark is and has someone helped him. Then I pass out and come to in the hospital. There are people injured everywhere from the earthquake. I’m in a cubicle and the doctor is basically saying I’ll be okay just concussion and shock. I’m just looking for Mark. The doc gives me painkillers and says to rest and I leave the hospital. There are people walking everywhere towards the hospital in various states of injury or some crying and looking for people. Then out of the crowd Mark appears. He sees me and we run at eachother and he hugs me so tight. He winces. I ask what’s wrong and he doesn’t answer just indicates a big patch of wet blood on his shirt by his stomach. Then he collapses to the ground. He keeps saying he’s fine when he clearly isn’t (typical Mark) then looks at me right in my eyes, holds my hand and says “this isn’t your fault. You were supposed to live” then I woke up. Cried like a baby.

Anyway thought I’d write all this on separate post because it’s soo long

[deactivated-sofie]

So I just woke up from the most horrific nightmare. I was in this building it was full of people and I was on my way down the stairs and suddenly an earthquake happened. A bad one. I couldn’t move because of the amount of people panicking and trying to run at once and someone bangs into me and throws me to the ground. People trample me and I can’t breathe and I start to lose consciousness and think this is it this is the end and then someone lifts me up, carries me and runs with me out of the building to safety. Who is that someone you ask? It was @markiplier

So he saves me in dreams now as well as reality?

[deactivated-sofie]

I found the perfect mug for @therealjacksepticeye !