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Laugh From Around The World In Messages.

From fb.

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

blkreginageorge-deactivated2017

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

melonmemes

dancinjanssen

Believe it or not that stuff costs the company money to have and they need to ring it out to keep their inventory balanced. The first one is even accounted for, it’s just baked into the price of your meal so you don’t see it. So yeah, any additional sauces will cost extra.

ryangoslingofficial-deactivated

dirtylittledamsel

me at work: god working with straight people is so exhausting i need more gays

*management hires another gay*

me:

dull-scythe

Derrick Barry realizing nobody died at Stonewall versus Britney Spears realizing Ryan Seacrest isn’t gay

picturegaga-deactivated20180417

They’re not wrong….😳

mens-rights-activia

When you’re team iPhone and you follow Apple maps and end up getting lost and the android user in the back seat comments “this would’ve never happened if you used google maps”