Valentina

She/Her, 18

[leftistthot]

turns out i left my tumblr alone for a few months and it got taken over by a porn bot. unfortunate

[books-in-order]

Look how sad he is

[momo-de-avis]

We did it, white people found a way to be racist with dogs

[strawberrisunday]

Kanye West’s Ass after December 17th

[shingojira]

whys markiplier here

[durbikins]

He’s my daddy and my mommy

my daddy and my mmoommmmyy da daddy and my mommy and m

[cruzfucker]

Stop.

[pochowek]

Yeah!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rinasaurusrex]

Bold of you to assume there will be icebergs by 2022

[capacity]

Us after reading this caption

[hotvampireadjacent]

tHEY USED SHELDON COOPER FOR A MEXICAN HAIR LOSS AD

[grapeless-seeds]

[sailorbrazil]

i made an “evil sim” or at least the closest i could do to it, shez materialistic, self-absorbed, gregarious and self-assured. all she does is train her skills and fuck

[sailorbrazil]

her house looks like shit and shes broke as hell but ive seen at least 1 person faint over her two-star celebrity ass

[sailorbrazil]

probably bought that robe on aliexpress

[iamoutofideas]

her house looks like a taco bell

[sailorbrazil]

it is

[comrade-bastard-deactivated2024]

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

im glad fallout 4 was set in massachusetts cause for once i got to agree w/ all of the facebook comments about a postapocalyptic videogame looking exactly like the current day location it’s set in

[sexhaver]

boston literally just looks like this

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

there’s not 100 people smoking weed

[sovietnam]

[smug-anime-knuckles]

the bartender asks you to pay halfway through your drink, but you can just get up and leave and he’ll just watch you leave and say nothing

[catgirltreats]

Fortnite deadass has a new thing where you play as a group of criminals with an associated card suit

And like… do they know?

Do they know what this means?

[vantasarcastic]

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

Jesus Christ every time I think I know what Homestuck is something like this happens

[leftistthot]

[byjove]

this headline has no business being this funny

[coinstar4cheese]

neither does this one

[the-deadly-cutsman-deactivated2]

my favorite sfm/ gmod animation thing

when a character turns their head and you hear bones cracking 

[realest-asami-requiem]

Also really good

Person doesn’t want to animate walking, so they either have the characters slide on the ground while or just fucking fling them into the shot

[punjester9000]

Other fun ones: -Sliding along the walls/ceiling when a spot can’t be accessed by walking -N64 music is constantly lurking around -When a character slaps another character or object and it goes flying somehow -Ed Edd and Eddy sound effects

[athousandordinarylemons]

-When an upright character moves into a shot but their legs are still subject to ragdoll physics so even though their torso has stopped moving, their legs are jiggling wildly

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cr-familiar-faces]

Windex isn’t carbonated 

[cr-familiar-faces]

[writingpromptsbot]

An ogre fights with an introverted robot.

[garbage-empress]

nice self insert fic, dweeb

[fortidogi]

you realize this makes you the ogre now

[garbage-empress]

[sam1tron]

[sam1tron]

[pancakeke]

hey look at this meme I made for my cats

[pringlesaremydivision]

my cat