After years, the annoyance is BACK IN ACTION
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After years, the annoyance is BACK IN ACTION
~blanket piles
a gift for one of the world’s most wonderful people @synergysam who everyone should send random love to because she is made of magic and beauty
“Gabriel! I bought pizza!” Sam yelled as he banged through the door to his flat.
There was no answer.
Sam rolled his eyes, dropping his bag and his pizza boxes on the floor, half a mind to sink down on top of them as well. He wasn’t sure he’d be able to handle it if Gabriel wasn’t home right now. He’d been up since way too early, his bag weighed about a thousand kilograms, his first lecture had overrun, he’d been late for his second, he’d been given a bad grade on a quiz, and then on the way home, his bike had almost been hit by another cyclist coming in the opposite direction, who’d then decided to yell at him for a good five minutes about how he was impossible to see because his ‘grey plaid shirt was too similar a colour to the building behind him’.
So he’d decided to make a quick stop off at the pizza place across the road. He’d bought one meat lover’s with extra pineapple and a cheese stuffed crust (Gabriel’s favourite) along with one veggie supreme white pizza (his own favourite) and a couple of beers for each of them, and he’d been hoping to curl up next to Gabriel on the couch and eat and maybe watch a few episodes of whatever dumb anime Gabriel was obsessed with this week. If he was really lucky, Gabriel might even pet his hair.
But now there was no answer coming from the rest of the flat, even though Gabriel had said he would be home tonight.
Sighing, he picked up the pizza and beer again, making his way to his bedroom. He’d just have to eat alone. Maybe he’d eat a couple of slices of Gabriel’s, too, because that would serve him right.
He kicked open the door, but it had barely managed to open a few inches before it hit something solid. Squishy, yes, but solid.
“Oh, fuck,” came a muffled curse. “Didn’t think this through.”
Sam couldn’t entirely tell from the voice itself, since it was weirdly distorted somehow, but from the context (someone in his room, excessive swearing, and a plan gone wrong) it could pretty much only be Gabriel.
“What the hell have you done now, Gabe?” he asked, sighing a little more than was necessary, leaning against his own door, clutching pizza that was slowly getting cold.
There were a few rustles and bumps and grunts of effort, and then Gabriel’s face popped up next to the crack in the door. “Thought we could have a night in.”
“Yes, so did I. Sitting on the couch. Like normal people.”
“Well, where’s the fun in that?” Gabriel snorted, kicking a few more things out of the way and yanking open the door, revealing the room to Sam.
The place was absolutely covered in mattresses, pillows, blankets, and stuffed animals of every variety that Sam could possibly imagine. He thought he might have even seen an old pair of curtains draped somewhere. The lights were off and a few torches illuminated the room, as well as a laptop which already had Netflix cued up to one of Sam’s favourite shows.
“Gabriel - where did you even find this many blankets?” was all Sam could say, because he had so many questions right now.
“Don’t question a man and his blankets!” Gabriel shot back. “Good. You brought food. I had ice cream and chicken dinosaurs and stuff in the freezer, but that involves getting up and cooking and stuff which I really didn’t feel like doing. Come on, get in, we’ll rearrange these blankets into a proper fort, eat some food, cuddle, watch a couple episodes of this shitty nature show. And I’m not hearing any arguments about homework or whatever. We’re doing this.”
It was the perfect improvement to Sam’s bad day, and it was exactly what he had been hoping for. He let Gabriel re-make the fort around him and then snuggle up into his side, and the two of them tucked into the pizza, Gabriel feeding it to Sam so that Sam wouldn’t have to use up any more effort than open his mouth and swallow (and occasionally bite back words about how Gabriel was the absolute greatest friend to ever exist and that he meant so, so much to Sam.) They stayed there for hours, until it was dark outside and the nature show had inexplicably become Adventure Time, until Sam was floating in that halfway stage between awake and asleep.
“Wait,” Sam frowned, something occurring to him suddenly. His voice was thick with sleep and he was about three seconds away from passing out next to Gabriel and on top of all the blankets. “Why did you do this for me?”
Gabriel was pretty sleepy himself after eating that entire pizza and some of Sam’s leftovers too. “Because you’d had a bad day and I thought you could use cheering up.”
“No, but you didn’t know that. You set this up before I got home. Before I’d told you I had a bad day.”
“You should sleep, Sam. You’re tired,” Gabriel deflected.
Sam didn’t feel tired anymore. It seemed like Gabriel was trying to distract him, and he had lived with Gabriel for too long to let him get away with that. “I’m not sleeping until you tell me what’s going on here.”
Gabriel drew his legs up to his chest, making himself as small as possible. “Do you promise me you won’t hate me?” he squeaked in a tiny voice.
Sam wrapped his own arms round Gabriel, pulling him close. “Hey there. I could never hate you. You’re my Gibgab.”
Gabe nodded against whichever blanket was currently wrapped around Sam. “Alright. I’ll tell you.”
He pulled away, sitting crosslegged, looking down at his lap and playing with a strand of his own hair as he started to explain, his voice shaking. “See, it’s like this. You know how we met, right? Cause our brothers were friends? And then, Cas wanted to ask Dean out on a date, and he did all this traditional shit like rent a fancy pimp car and buy him a dozen white roses and take him to a French restaurant. And it was like a movie and they were the cutest thing ever. But I always said, if I ever liked anyone - if I ever loved anyone - I wouldn’t do it like that. It would be more simple. I’d just want to spend time with them, the two of us alone, and maybe we’d just watch some TV and be close to each other and then I’d tell them that I thought they were really special. I’d keep things simple. And there wouldn’t be any pressure. It would just be me, confessing to a beautiful boy, that he makes me so happy, and that if he was interested, I would love for there to be something more between us.”
There was a silence between them for a few seconds, and then Gabriel pushed himself up and out of the blanket pile. “Sorry. I’m a dumbass. Shouldn’t have said anything, shouldn’t have made your day any worse than it already was. I’ll go, I’ll do the dishes for a year to make up for it, won’t mention anything again.”
Sam grabbed Gabriel’s wrist. trying to stop him from leaving, but in actual fact it made Gabriel fall completely ungracefully into his lap.
Well, he supposed it was better access at least.
He leaned down, gazing into a pair of golden eyes that were one third surprised, one third scared, one third helpful and entirely mesmerizing. “Gabriel…” he whispered, with his lips centimetres away.
“Sam?” Gabriel whispered back.
“I love you too,” Sam confessed, just as their lips met, the two of them perfectly fitting together in this way just as they always had in every other way, too, the world around them dissolving so that nothing mattered except shifting so that they were more comfortable, lying down together in at least a hundred more blankets than anyone should rightfully own, kissing and kissing and kissing. They never increased the pace or tried to take things any further, just let themselves melt into one another, occasionally pulling back to whisper a few more desperate words that they’d always wanted to say but never had, always returning to each other’s lips.
And when they slept, it was with Gabriel’s head nuzzled into Sam’s chest, one of his legs wrapped around both of Sam’s own, every single blanket in the blanket pile unnecessary - because now, Sam had the best blanket of all.
Y is for Yoga
“Dude, where did you even get men’s shorts that short?” Jo asks, and thank God Dean isn’t the only one who notices how uncomfortably ridiculous his brother’s shorts are. “Wait, are those men’s shorts?”
Sam gives her a caustic Bitchface and says “yes” and then shoves another handful of leafy shit into the blender.
“Where did you even get those?” Dean can’t help but partake in the teasing.
“Why, you want a pair?” Sam says with a little venom before flipping the Vitamix to ON and the whirrrr drowns out any retort Dean could have come up with. All that green shit is now spinning at 37,000 rpm.
Dean and Jo are still hanging out in the kitchen mocking Sam’s shorts and smoothie when Gabriel walks in wearing even shorter shorts and a tight tank-top that says 104% GAY in rainbow-colored block letters.
“Hey Gabe. Nice shirt. Lookin’ good.” Dean smiles and winks, always happy to flirt with Sammy’s eccentric boyfriend.
“Thanks Dean-o. I’ll have to get you one to match.” Gabriel walks right over to Sammy, sliding his arm around his waist and shooting a disgusted look at the green drink Sam’s working on. The stark difference between the two men is comical, and Dean never would have paired them up in a million years, but somehow it works. And, not like he’d ever admit it, but sometimes he finds himself getting a little jealous of what those two goons have: a happy, stable, fun relationship.
… and epic sex, apparently, judging by the sounds he hears coming from Sammy’s room at night.
Ugh.
“So what are you two all dressed up for anyway? Tea at The Ritz?” Jo is munching on strawberries out of the bowl of fruit Sam used to make his smoothie.
“Gabe’s brother teaches a few yoga classes at the Laughing Lotus. It’s fun, we’ve been going to his…”
“Hold up,” Dean interrupts, “When you say ‘Gabe’s brother’ do you mean Gabe’s crazy-hot brother Cas? With the lip ring? From the New Year’s party?”
“Uh, yeah?” Sammy quirks his head, and a suspicious smile slithers across Gabriel’s face.
And that’s how Dean finds himself in the backseat of Gabriel’s 1986 nugget-gold Yugo on his way to yoga class.
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Protip: Don’t deny your archangel boyfriend his kisses
The worst feeling is when you find out you didn’t mean as much to someone as you thought you did and you look so stupid for caring too much
John: Tomorrow is garbage day.
Bobby: I can’t believe they have a whole day dedicated to you
Vibrator with Sabriel ft Destiel
Castiel: (holds up vibrator) What is this object?
Gabriel: Oh that would be ours! (takes the vibrator)
Castiel: That doesn't explain what it is.
Sam: Well, um, you know. Should ask Dean. (tries to hid it)
Gabriel: Dean's a prude, he's not going to explain it. Come sit and let the pros explain. (snatches, hands it to Castiel)
Castiel: (studies vibrator)
Gabriel: Now, it's a sex toy that grown-ups use for fun.
Sam: Gabe-
Castiel: I don't understand.
Gabriel: See this end here gets inserted. (points)
Dean: (walks in)
Castiel: Where?
Gabriel: It gets-
Dean: Shoved down your fucking throat if you don't stop talking, Gabriel.
Library with Sabriel
Sam: (reading book)
Gabriel: I'm bored!
Sam: Shhh, I'm searching for lore.
Gabriel: Have you ever had sex in a library?
Sam: Have you ever been stabbed to death by your Angel Blade in a library?
Praising with Sabriel ft Destiel
Castiel: Your brother yelled my father's name over and over yesterday.
Dean: Did he sound like he was in pain?
Gabriel: Hiya, bitches! (enters kitchen with Sam)
Sam: (slumps into chair)
Castiel: Sam, I hope my father heard your prayers yesterday. I'm sure he appreciates your devotion and unwavering faith.
Gabriel: He wasn't praying. (wiggles eyebrows)
Castiel: But, I heard him-
Gabriel: He was praising Dad for allowing him to tap my fine ass.
Dean: (spurts out coffee) Both of you need to move out right now!
Gifts with Sabriel ft Destiel
Sam: Thank you, Cas. Appreciate the sweater you knitted.
Castiel: Dean says I'm a natural. Bought me a whole basket filled with yarn.
Gabriel: Dean, why the hell did you gift me Holy Oil? (holds up canister)
Dean: You said you and Sammy are runnin' low on lube so I got you an alternative. (sips coffee)
Sam: You know that it'll burn with friction involved.
Dean: (evil grin) Exactly.
Hearts with Sabriel
Gabriel: You hold my heart in your hands.
Sam: As you hold mine.
Gabriel and Sam: *staring deeply into each others eyes*
Dean: *coughs* If you ever get tired of holding his heart, Sam, I'll gladly crush it for you.
Waking Up with Sabriel
Gabriel: Good morning, pumpkin!
Sam: *covers head with pillow*
Gabriel: Come on! It's four in the morning!
Sam: *groans and rolls out of bed*
Gabriel: Att'a boy!
(Reverse)
Sam: Damn it, Gabe! It's three in the afternoon!
Gabriel: *cracks eye open and growls*
Sam: *about to open bedroom curtains*
Gabriel: If you value your life, you'll leave the fucking curtains closed.
hearing women say “my wife” and men say “my husband” is therapeutic tbh
Isn’t it supposed to be the other way around?
No it’s absolutely not supposed to be the other way around you homophobic banana peel.
So it’s wrong for a women to say “my husband” or a man to say “my wife”? I never said it was wrong. I just asked because the other form for which I have just stated is missing. I find that form, too, to be therapeutic
No because the post is meant as positivity for LGBT people, not for some straight rando with a porn blog.
So a straight can’t ask for some positive for too? Perhaps include all the groups for true equality
Watch This Brave Porn Blog Fight For Equality For Heterosexuals
Dean’s love affair with that pie… “Could you eat that any faster?” “…No, I cannot.” gifs by supernaturalfreewill
i better not see one straight person this month
this is so funny
warning: this blog will be gayer (than usual lmao) for the next 30 days