Kill me before I kill myself

This blog is, like myself, a garbage can filled with trash, dank memes and crippling depression. Black metal is bae. I don't have enough oppression points to qualify as a feminist or sjw. Pronouns are sui/suicide/pleasehelpiwannadie.

[chonkyfroggy]

Best of both worlds

[30-minute-memes]

Poor fella

[itsagifnotagif]

Social Media is free

[brbjellyfishing]

fuck it up Beverly!!

[30-minute-memes]

How great that would be

[scribefindegil]

i literally never want a program to turn my smileys into one of their accursed emojis and yet they persist in their wretchedness

[jaubaius]

This quarantine has really upped some of y'all’s creativity

[whysosirris]

[ishiftedinsidepapi-deactivated2]

[thatswhywelovegermany]

Hercules Monument, Mountain Park Wilhelmshöhe, Kassel

[deadforthecoronation]

yay my hometown gets sum recognition

[depsidase]

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

*my broken body is rolled around town in a catherine wheel* eek 😳 this is sooo embarrassing omg

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

executioner rolling me : ok wow -___- super cringe

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[softtaulette-deactivated2018032]

does anyone remember law4kids

like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW

i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself

BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES

AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING

[catbountry]

This one was always my favorite:

[unicornfan]

please be careful with these, they’re antiques

[oxidt]

[catchymemes]

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

Me and the girls on our way to chernobyl to drink the pond water

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

it’s time to play chav or slav:

are these lads ENGLISH or SLAVIC

[jstorofficial]

slav

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

round two: CHAV or SLAV

[joydivisionisntthatgood-deactiv]

chav. grass is too green to be anywhere in eastern europe.

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

very true.. but is this power couple chav love or slav love?

[maxofs2d]

trick question. one is chav the other is slav. next

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

god this was absolutely my best post