Someone

the truth is, nobody cares, so I don't care. 21 y/o

[thepunintended-deactivated20250]

[sylphidedoll]

ew. calories.

[urfavdeadbro]

[thinpost]

*turns brightness down* *opens tumblr*

[funnytwittertweets]

[taegularities]

colour me in: too much | jjk (m)

Summary: Strange how just one look into his alluring eyes makes you cave into all his wishes. Especially when they include something you never saw yourself doing with him.

➳ pairing: Jungkook x reader ➳ rating: 18+ ➳ genre: fwb/f2l, fake dating, partly college!au; some angst, mostly fluff and smut ➳ warnings: sexual tension, fuckboy!jk, the after-sex convo broke my heart a bit…, jk can’t stop looking at her and he’s so damn cute </3; explicit sexual content: oh god jk is a demon and so hot, dom & big dick jk, use of sex toys, tying up (with jogger strings ??), teasing/edging, fingering, oral (f. rec.), manhandling, he LOVES her tiddies, multiple orgasms, a bit of choking, a bit of degradation, dirty talk, rough (but also soft) unprotected sex (condoms are a thing, don’t forget), praise, aftercare and cuddling; they’re not in love NO not at all ➳ word count: 7.2k ➳ a/n: i know this is mostly just smut, but it hurt a little to write it tbh :’) since it’s a drabble, it’s not that important to the story, but it adds depth to the characters. those who aren’t reading the series, feel free to read it as a stand-alone! and as always let me know what you guys think – a little message under the post or in my inbox makes me float !! okay and now bye i love you <3 ➳ listen to:heavenly by cigarettes after sex | full playlist 🤍

SERIES MASTERPOST | TAGLIST MASTERLIST | WIPs

“You… really did it.”

“I really did.” Jungkook’s smile is wider than the gaping hole of speechlessness in your mind. He looks proud; inexplicably enthusiastic as he adds, “I told you I would!”

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[taegularities]

scattered stars | jjk (m)

Summary: “And with that, a picture of Jungkook flashed into your mind, his fingertips caressing your cheek and his gentle and affectionate smile sending shivers down your spine as you admitted to yourself that yes - you wanted him.“

It’s easy to despise Jungkook when your contradicting magic doesn’t allow you to touch each other without fatal consequences - but what if your eternal enemy turns out to be your soulmate with whom you, unfortunately, do fall in love?

pairing: Jungkook x female reader

rating: 18+

genre: enemies to lovers, soulmate!au, fantasy!au; fluff, a ton of angst, smut

warnings: characters fainting, near major character death, light swearing, some fighting, characters crying, explicit sexual content, oral (f. & m. receiving), bit of a handjob, fingering, temperature play, soft sex, rough sex (yes, both), unprotected sex (there’s magic, don’t do it irl, guys), breast play, marking/biting, ass grabbing, y/n and jk feel a lot of pain but choose to ignore it cuz loveee; uh i think that’s it?

word count: 17.9k (SORRY)

a/n: welcome back! this fic was created for the “spring will come again”-event hosted by @bangtanarmynet (prompts at the end of the post) and is also my submission for this month’s theme ‘bloom’ for @thebtswritersclub​! again, a big thank you to @dee-ehn for this beautiful banner and to my betas @missgeniality , @venusiangguk & @voiceswithoutlips!! you made this story what it is right now! and now, enjoy!!

uploaded to AO3, too (for those who prefer pdfs or mobile readings!)

listen to: out of love (alessia cara) | in the fall (hwa sa) | talking to the moon (bruno mars) | already gone (sleeping at last) | medicine (jc stewart) - recommended by @moonsetlover​ 

➳ read the sequel scattered stars: collision here! (both can be read as stand-alone fics!)

MASTERLIST | WIPs | MOODBOARD

Your flower hadn’t bloomed yet.

Despite having turned 21 quite a while ago, the lightly faded imprint of your tattoo - or birthmark? - hadn’t moved a bit. Every once in a while you’d give it a peek, seeing that all the blossoms, leaves, and colours were still the same, and it did nothing to ease your tension.

Your mother would always complain about this as if it was your, and your fault only. Remind you on a daily basis how Eva had already found her companion, the love of her life, and settled with him, an engagement ring decorating her pretty hand.

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[pinkspiraling]

i have an ed but my depression does not

[failed-apple]

me: *isnt scared of death, bugs, heights, snakes, gore etc.*

calories: *exists*

me:

[rosewhoresworld]

Its a constant cycle

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fulgurite-and-petrichor]

And cancer. They very much also had skin cancer.

[punk-jaskier]

Also yes they did wear sunscreen. Just not in the way most people think of it today. But people in extremely sunny areas have been wearing light fabric but long sleeved and full pants, or smearing mud on their skin for millennia.

Yes, your ancestors had more ozone layer, and yes, your ancestors did have skin cancer, but ALSO they did wear "sunscreen" just not the kind in a bottle from Walmart.

[rainbow-femme]

[methotrex8]

[revenge-of-the-shit]

The sheer number of kids who are straight up putting their real names and ages and location in their bios like "Natasha | 14 | Minor | New York, NY!" and occasionally putting their actual school or city in their tags just terrifies me like no stop stop stop remove that right now I cannot emphasize how unsafe that is for you I am begging you for your sake remove thst shit right now

[leepoon-06-deactivated20221029]

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[sadakotetsuwan]

Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers

[jungwildeandfree]

and while we’re at it, fuck this idea that ONE ACCOUNT has to belong uniquely to ONE PERSON. This is the same thing these silicon valley fucks want; their vision of the future where everyone has a unique biometric ID code implanted in their body is the ultimate extension of Netflix’s “no password sharing” policy. You want to use your friend’s car? Sorry, you can’t, you need to be an authorized user. Your mother wants to let you look something up on her OED account? Too bad! That’s only for her! The concept of perfect market efficiency gives them greedy little money bag eyes.

If I pay money to have a newspaper sent to my house, they don’t charge me extra when I show it to my dad. This password sharing thing isn’t just a Netflix problem; don’t be surprised if it shows up elsewhere in other forms. Stamp this idea out now or we’ll be stuck with it.

[taechnological]

so today i learned yoongi is the type to NOT learn from his past mistakes 🤣