[deadliestninja]

https://gofund.me/1b1ff120

Someone wants to make pasta

[deathgasmic]

not naming names but some of you are genuinely really good people and i hope that you get everything your heart wants and needs

[notpikaman]

[deadliestninja]

Im sorry but what the fuck is this add

[funnytwittertweets]

[just-shower-thoughts]

As video games get more realistic, character glitches will start looking a lot more disgusting.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you look up at the stars, that light has travelled billions of years touching only two things in the whole universe, that star, and your eye

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[disturbedtomparis]

[prismatic-bell]

.....you know I would like to thank @voyoock for this reply because tbh I kind of wanted to break one of these open and taste it myself.

[lokiago]

Just think, these stones contain the water from ancient seas from millenia ago, and a well educated scholar STILL couldn't resist their pull. Not one of us is immune to the siren call of ancient tide pods.

[lakemichiganbaby-moved-deactiva]

btw being excessively nonconfrontational is NOT a positive trait. it does not mean u are “too nice” or just too kind to hurt people, it means u have a problem communicating and you need to work on it.

[cherrystrawberrie]

I`m not gonna explain myself

[manga-and-stuff]

[oarfjsh]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rootbeergoddess]

This.

There are so many rich people who get to try a new hobby every day while the rest of us are struggling 

[cringesedimentdeposits]

[roboco-san]

one of my favorite final fantasy xiv memes is the danger dorito which is when a fight is going badly so you mark the one person who seems to know what they're doing with a big triangle so everyone can follow them around like a bunch of baby quail

[iamoutofideas]

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

[iamoutofideas]

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

[expensiveity]

i wish people would normalize being lost in life and just not knowing anything. not knowing what you’re passionate about, where you want to live, what you want to do, where you want to go— or what lies next. as a society, we normalized going to school, finding a passion, getting a job, finding a partner, getting married, having kids, working hard to earn an honest living. but what about when shit just doesn’t go that way? you really just don’t know. and what’s even worse is, you don’t know why you don’t know or even where to start so you feel alone. you feel as though you’re a disappointment to your family. as if you failed in life. but you haven’t, it’s okay, to not know. to be lost. you have your whole life ahead of you to figure things out. patience is a virtue. there is no time limit on life. you don’t need to rush. don’t allow society to fixate the narrative of having all your shit together at a certain age. it isn’t realistic for most. being lost is so much more normal than we think. and i just wish people would be more transparent about it.

[capricornpropaganda]

We need to let adults fight without catching an assault charge...like I'm talking about consensual fighting. Not jumping folks, hiding no weapons none of that. Just going at it in the parking lot

[witchoil]

@stsathyre looking kinda dire out here :////

[adhoption]

PvP areas

[thyrell]

hey why the fuck is the map like that

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

alternate timeline where america is run by bees

[valtsv]

no one has main character syndrome like dads out for a meal with their family

[valtsv]

how dads feel when they walk into a restaurant

[signedupforthis]

supportive bfs