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[thedgeofsleep]

2018 is about insulting your friends with kindness.

[ssaravinter]

very noon wow

[deadmcdeaderson]

So uhh… I made a thing.

[shencomix]

[thinking2-deactivated20171229]

did everyone bully this guy into making decent comics

[sizvideos]

Woman Surprise Her Girlfriend With The News She Will Be Her Kidney Donor - Watch the full video

[possessedcreampuff]

OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE

[haphazardhappenstance-deactivat]

Update:

[tumblagay]

AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

UPDATE:

Everyone who loves this post as much as I do will be very happy to know these two amazing girls are still doing good and just celebrated their two year anniversary back in September. :3

Here’s a pic from Alana’s instagram.

CUTE~~~<3

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

A Second Much Needed Reblog Update:

This is a message from Alana to all those who love her story.

I am SO watching this. :D

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

TRAILERRRRR~~~

https://www.fuse.tv/bean

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I can’t wait to watch this! <3

[hazel2468]

I am in tears holy SHIT this is so sweet and good and cute and it is so nice to see this on my feed cuz everything has been kinda shitty but this… This is sweet. 

[maryblackwood]

They dressed up as Kelly and Yorkie from san junipero, my heart

[sizvideos]

[plasticroyal]

this is literally your mum at the start of every pokemon game

[wern]

the problem.. with gays is that you wear them for a day and then six hours later you can still feel the ghost of them on your head

[wern]

HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS HATS THE PROBLEM WITH HATS

[saipng]

new concept: tumblr jail

if a post gains more than 20 notes it goes on trial to determine whether it’s problematic or not. then the op is given the death penalty

[aceofsquiddles]

I like how this seems to imply that op gets the death penalty regardless of whether their post is deemed problematic.

[saipng]

that’s exactly what happens

[aceofsquiddles]

Time’s up, punk

[saipng]

well sh

[andisupreme]

Mothers and Fuckers of the jury–

[thingstolovefor]

The FBI should investigate this joke! #Love it!  

[aweirdlisa]

PMA! PMA! PMA!

[parentheticalaside]

The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]

[blacklaceandcombatboots-deactiv]

who wrote this, expose him

[ofools]

my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.

[tobjoernebaer]

My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.

[tyradicalsaurusreg-deactivated2]

I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN

[lesbian-lizards]

That was difficult to read.

[didi-is-spiffy-deactivated20190]

So ugly

[beforeliteracytherewasdeez]

My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated

[sunnysrecovery]

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED

[bonitabreezy]

You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”. I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.

[imoldbutimstillintothat]

“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”

[lyriumandbiotics]

G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N

[ventrue-rosary]

“To get back to my body”

[starlitsylveon]

[synonym-for-life]

This is the first time I saw this post with art and I am in tears.

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

Reblogging again because IT HAS BEEN ILLUSTRATED NOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[flagbearer-or-scouts]

Im actually laughing so hard omg

[kaylamoonbeam]

This is so much better with pictures! That harpy looks gooooooood!

[markiplier]

Gettin HUNGRY!!

Just about HALF WAY HOME and Chica is a happy girl!!

Time for a food pit stop though! Ya ya ya gimmie food food in my belly belly!!

P.S. Don’t worry I wasn’t driving when I took the pic ya sillies :P

[cactitoonz-deactivated20221106]

everyone in the markiplier fandom rn

[markiplier]

Hey, he looks just like me!

[greenzara123]

🌺😞😌🌹

[thedgeofsleep]

actual cuties.

[jolie-dmg]

I need to stop

[animeandmarkimemesgalore]

[markiplier]

hilarious