deadpanAnachronisms

Purpleblood, 10 sweeps, pronouns are he/any. Yes, I'm wearing Face Paint. No, I'm not a fucking Clown.

[deadpananachronisms]

I am Realizing I may have sounded like an Empire Plant trying to root out Rebels in my previous post. Sigh.

[deadpananachronisms]

I hold much Appreciation and Love in my bloodpusher for the wide Breadth of Unconventional Phenotypic Variation possible in our species.

[bloodlesscecropia]

Right?? It’s cræzy whæt kinds øf cømbinætiøns øf træits cæn cøme øut øf øur literæl gene pøøl. Trølls æren’t sø neætly divided æløng bløød cølør lines, it turns øut. Sømetimes we get trølls frøm øne end øf the hemøspectrum with træits æll the wæy øn the øther side. Øf cøurse, in the cæverns we’re required tø uphøld the illusiøn øf these strict divisiøns. Which øf cøurse I æm definitelyyyy in suppørt øf. Tøtælly.

[deadpananachronisms]

Precisely. It is a tragedy that so many believe and Perpetuate the Lie that mutations are as Rare as our Media and Schoolfeeds would lead us to Think. I am Acquaintances with many Trolls who fall outside of Typical Hemospectrum Lines, and several of them simply were not Aware of it for most of their Pre-Molt lives.

[deadpananachronisms]

I hold much Appreciation and Love in my bloodpusher for the wide Breadth of Unconventional Phenotypic Variation possible in our species.

[aloofphantasm]

fuck woof um woof hypothetically how do you get a head injury on someone with a bleeding disorder to stop bleeding woof woof

asking for a friend woof

[balkantroll]

get them to a mediculler STAT but if you cant

Verify the person's respiration, circulation, and airway, and start CPR and rescue breathing if needed.

Treat the patient as though they had a spinal injury if their breathing and heart rate are normal, but they are unconscious. Putting your hands on both sides of the person's head will help to stabilize their head and neck.

Avoid movement and maintain the head's alignment with the spine. Stay like this until medicull assistance arrives.

If there is blood, applying pressure with a clean towel to the wound can stop the bleeding, unless there seems to be a fracture in the skull.

Take extra care not to move the person's head if the damage is severe, and don’t even remove the first bandage if blood seeps through it. Cover the first cloth with another fresh bandage.

Do not clean out any debris from the wound or apply direct pressure to the bleeding location if you think they may have a skull fracture.

If they are vomiting or about to vomit, in order to avoid choking, roll the person's head, neck, and body together onto their side while supporting their head and neck.

If the wound is minor:

Before you try to stop the bleeding: Wash your hands well with soap and water (if available).

If treating another person's wound, put on disposable gloves, if you have them, before applying pressure to the wound. If gloves are not available, use several layers of fabric or plastic bags between your hand and the wound. Use your bare hands to apply pressure only as a last resort.

Have the person lie down.

Remove any visible objects from the wound. Do not attempt to clean out the wound.

Press firmly on the wound with gauze, a clean cloth, or the cleanest material available. If there is an object in the wound that you can't remove, apply pressure around the object, not directly over it. Apply steady pressure for a full 15 minutes. Use a clock to time the 15 minutes. Resist the urge to peek after a few minutes to see if bleeding has stopped. If blood soaks through the cloth, apply another one without lifting the first.

If moderate to severe bleeding has not slowed or stopped, continue direct pressure while getting help. Do all you can to keep the wound clean and avoid further injury to the area.

Mild bleeding usually stops on its own or slows to an ooze or trickle after 15 minutes of pressure. It may ooze or trickle for up to 45 minutes.

Watch for signs of shock, which is a life-threatening situation that requires emergency care. Signs of shock (most of which will be present) include:

Passing out (losing consciousness). Feeling very dizzy or light-headed, like you may pass out.

Feeling very weak or having trouble standing up.

Being less alert. You may suddenly be unable to respond to questions, or you may be confused, restless, or fearful.

[balkantroll]

AND DO NOT APPLY PREŠŠURE IF THE SKULL IS DEFORMED OR THE EYE IS INDŽURED

[aloofphantasm]

um woof heavy eye injury woof woof

[balkantroll]

whićh type of indžury??? You need to know the type to be able to čreat it

Burn? Blunt trauma? Penetrating?? What happened?

[aloofphantasm]

hypothetical glass bottle shattered directly into eye woof

like woof

plucking out tiny glass fractals and shit and its not dialating under light anymore

[balkantroll]

You NEED to see a mediculler. This requires immediate attention and surgery if the eye is damaged that bad

[aloofphantasm]

msging you back now woof

[deadpananachronisms]

If for Any Reason you are unable to Visit a Mediculler, it may be necessary to Remove the Eye Manually. Use only Sterilized or heavily sanitized tools and gauze. Good Luck.

[aloofphantasm]

noted woof

[deadpananachronisms]

...Upon further review, it may be Necessary for you to Perform the Procedure yourself. That is, of course, unless balkantroll's Contacts can be fully trusted with your Unique Situation.

[aloofphantasm]

you think so woof...?

lilith is here and, even if she feels she cant do it, she says shes informed enough to know how woof.... shes saying she knows how to keep it from going wrong woof woof

[deadpananachronisms]

I am not the most Familiar with Lilith. Exercise Caution. I am not one for Excessive Violence, however if it becomes Apparent that Ronova's Life is being Threatened, I suggest using deadly Force.

[aloofphantasm]

shes trustworthy woof shes trustworthy and very smart and has been instrumental in keeping ronova and myself safe woof

i i think im gonna try and help her woof woof...

[deadpananachronisms]

That is Reassuring news. I wish the two of you Luck.

[aloofphantasm]

thank you woof i cant let her die i cant woof woof

[deadpananachronisms]

The best thing you can Do for Ronova is to remain Calm. Do not give in to Doom. She will survive.

[abstractpanjandrum]

He isss currently occupied, but I am passsing your wordsss along. Doom will not define him and ssshe will make it.

In a multitude of thingsss that won't happen here, her death is the most certain to not happen. I don't know how to explain it, but it jussst isssn't correct. It will not happen... I am certain.

[deadpananachronisms]

I think a Great Number of things would have to have gone Awry for her Death to occur before her Session. It has happened Before, do not misunderstand me, but such a Catastrophe with Fate is unheard of.

[abstractpanjandrum]

Indeed. Ssshe wasss dessstined to make it, sssomehow. Thingsss could have gone wrong in many many waysss, and yet, here ssshe is.

If you are referencing what I believe you might be, I do believe one of our playersss is both dead and is sssupposssed to have died... I wisssh I could elaborate further, however I barely underssstand it myself...

[deadpananachronisms]

That would make two dead players. I assume the Player you are Referring to was formerly Ronova's lusus, and there is also the Goldblood who goes by gildedWatcher. Both were Destined to die before this Session.

[abstractpanjandrum]

Interesssting... Thisss isss definitely a puzzling ssset of circumssstances...

[deadpananachronisms]

Indeed. I trust, however, that we will Discover how their Deaths fit into this Universe in due Time.

[aloofphantasm]

i come back woof

and it sounds like you two are speaking in riddles woof woof,,,,,

[deadpananachronisms]

I suppose the Future can sound like a Riddle on Occasion. I see the surgery went well, yes?

[aloofphantasm]

shes as stable as i can get her woof

the eye is out and theres no more glass that i can see woof woof

[deadpananachronisms]

Fantastic. The two of you should Rest now.

[aloofphantasm]

fuck woof um woof hypothetically how do you get a head injury on someone with a bleeding disorder to stop bleeding woof woof

asking for a friend woof

[balkantroll]

get them to a mediculler STAT but if you cant

Verify the person's respiration, circulation, and airway, and start CPR and rescue breathing if needed.

Treat the patient as though they had a spinal injury if their breathing and heart rate are normal, but they are unconscious. Putting your hands on both sides of the person's head will help to stabilize their head and neck.

Avoid movement and maintain the head's alignment with the spine. Stay like this until medicull assistance arrives.

If there is blood, applying pressure with a clean towel to the wound can stop the bleeding, unless there seems to be a fracture in the skull.

Take extra care not to move the person's head if the damage is severe, and don’t even remove the first bandage if blood seeps through it. Cover the first cloth with another fresh bandage.

Do not clean out any debris from the wound or apply direct pressure to the bleeding location if you think they may have a skull fracture.

If they are vomiting or about to vomit, in order to avoid choking, roll the person's head, neck, and body together onto their side while supporting their head and neck.

If the wound is minor:

Before you try to stop the bleeding: Wash your hands well with soap and water (if available).

If treating another person's wound, put on disposable gloves, if you have them, before applying pressure to the wound. If gloves are not available, use several layers of fabric or plastic bags between your hand and the wound. Use your bare hands to apply pressure only as a last resort.

Have the person lie down.

Remove any visible objects from the wound. Do not attempt to clean out the wound.

Press firmly on the wound with gauze, a clean cloth, or the cleanest material available. If there is an object in the wound that you can't remove, apply pressure around the object, not directly over it. Apply steady pressure for a full 15 minutes. Use a clock to time the 15 minutes. Resist the urge to peek after a few minutes to see if bleeding has stopped. If blood soaks through the cloth, apply another one without lifting the first.

If moderate to severe bleeding has not slowed or stopped, continue direct pressure while getting help. Do all you can to keep the wound clean and avoid further injury to the area.

Mild bleeding usually stops on its own or slows to an ooze or trickle after 15 minutes of pressure. It may ooze or trickle for up to 45 minutes.

Watch for signs of shock, which is a life-threatening situation that requires emergency care. Signs of shock (most of which will be present) include:

Passing out (losing consciousness). Feeling very dizzy or light-headed, like you may pass out.

Feeling very weak or having trouble standing up.

Being less alert. You may suddenly be unable to respond to questions, or you may be confused, restless, or fearful.

[balkantroll]

AND DO NOT APPLY PREŠŠURE IF THE SKULL IS DEFORMED OR THE EYE IS INDŽURED

[aloofphantasm]

um woof heavy eye injury woof woof

[balkantroll]

whićh type of indžury??? You need to know the type to be able to čreat it

Burn? Blunt trauma? Penetrating?? What happened?

[aloofphantasm]

hypothetical glass bottle shattered directly into eye woof

like woof

plucking out tiny glass fractals and shit and its not dialating under light anymore

[balkantroll]

You NEED to see a mediculler. This requires immediate attention and surgery if the eye is damaged that bad

[aloofphantasm]

msging you back now woof

[deadpananachronisms]

If for Any Reason you are unable to Visit a Mediculler, it may be necessary to Remove the Eye Manually. Use only Sterilized or heavily sanitized tools and gauze. Good Luck.

[aloofphantasm]

noted woof

[deadpananachronisms]

...Upon further review, it may be Necessary for you to Perform the Procedure yourself. That is, of course, unless balkantroll's Contacts can be fully trusted with your Unique Situation.

[aloofphantasm]

you think so woof...?

lilith is here and, even if she feels she cant do it, she says shes informed enough to know how woof.... shes saying she knows how to keep it from going wrong woof woof

[deadpananachronisms]

I am not the most Familiar with Lilith. Exercise Caution. I am not one for Excessive Violence, however if it becomes Apparent that Ronova's Life is being Threatened, I suggest using deadly Force.

[aloofphantasm]

shes trustworthy woof shes trustworthy and very smart and has been instrumental in keeping ronova and myself safe woof

i i think im gonna try and help her woof woof...

[deadpananachronisms]

That is Reassuring news. I wish the two of you Luck.

[aloofphantasm]

thank you woof i cant let her die i cant woof woof

[deadpananachronisms]

The best thing you can Do for Ronova is to remain Calm. Do not give in to Doom. She will survive.

[abstractpanjandrum]

He isss currently occupied, but I am passsing your wordsss along. Doom will not define him and ssshe will make it.

In a multitude of thingsss that won't happen here, her death is the most certain to not happen. I don't know how to explain it, but it jussst isssn't correct. It will not happen... I am certain.

[deadpananachronisms]

I think a Great Number of things would have to have gone Awry for her Death to occur before her Session. It has happened Before, do not misunderstand me, but such a Catastrophe with Fate is unheard of.

[abstractpanjandrum]

Indeed. Ssshe wasss dessstined to make it, sssomehow. Thingsss could have gone wrong in many many waysss, and yet, here ssshe is.

If you are referencing what I believe you might be, I do believe one of our playersss is both dead and is sssupposssed to have died... I wisssh I could elaborate further, however I barely underssstand it myself...

[deadpananachronisms]

That would make two dead players. I assume the Player you are Referring to was formerly Ronova's lusus, and there is also the Goldblood who goes by gildedWatcher. Both were Destined to die before this Session.

[abstractpanjandrum]

Interesssting... Thisss isss definitely a puzzling ssset of circumssstances...

[deadpananachronisms]

Indeed. I trust, however, that we will Discover how their Deaths fit into this Universe in due Time.

[aloofphantasm]

i come back woof

and it sounds like you two are speaking in riddles woof woof,,,,,

[deadpananachronisms]

I suppose the Future can sound like a Riddle on Occasion. I see the surgery went well, yes?

[aloofphantasm]

fuck woof um woof hypothetically how do you get a head injury on someone with a bleeding disorder to stop bleeding woof woof

asking for a friend woof

[balkantroll]

get them to a mediculler STAT but if you cant

Verify the person's respiration, circulation, and airway, and start CPR and rescue breathing if needed.

Treat the patient as though they had a spinal injury if their breathing and heart rate are normal, but they are unconscious. Putting your hands on both sides of the person's head will help to stabilize their head and neck.

Avoid movement and maintain the head's alignment with the spine. Stay like this until medicull assistance arrives.

If there is blood, applying pressure with a clean towel to the wound can stop the bleeding, unless there seems to be a fracture in the skull.

Take extra care not to move the person's head if the damage is severe, and don’t even remove the first bandage if blood seeps through it. Cover the first cloth with another fresh bandage.

Do not clean out any debris from the wound or apply direct pressure to the bleeding location if you think they may have a skull fracture.

If they are vomiting or about to vomit, in order to avoid choking, roll the person's head, neck, and body together onto their side while supporting their head and neck.

If the wound is minor:

Before you try to stop the bleeding: Wash your hands well with soap and water (if available).

If treating another person's wound, put on disposable gloves, if you have them, before applying pressure to the wound. If gloves are not available, use several layers of fabric or plastic bags between your hand and the wound. Use your bare hands to apply pressure only as a last resort.

Have the person lie down.

Remove any visible objects from the wound. Do not attempt to clean out the wound.

Press firmly on the wound with gauze, a clean cloth, or the cleanest material available. If there is an object in the wound that you can't remove, apply pressure around the object, not directly over it. Apply steady pressure for a full 15 minutes. Use a clock to time the 15 minutes. Resist the urge to peek after a few minutes to see if bleeding has stopped. If blood soaks through the cloth, apply another one without lifting the first.

If moderate to severe bleeding has not slowed or stopped, continue direct pressure while getting help. Do all you can to keep the wound clean and avoid further injury to the area.

Mild bleeding usually stops on its own or slows to an ooze or trickle after 15 minutes of pressure. It may ooze or trickle for up to 45 minutes.

Watch for signs of shock, which is a life-threatening situation that requires emergency care. Signs of shock (most of which will be present) include:

Passing out (losing consciousness). Feeling very dizzy or light-headed, like you may pass out.

Feeling very weak or having trouble standing up.

Being less alert. You may suddenly be unable to respond to questions, or you may be confused, restless, or fearful.

[balkantroll]

AND DO NOT APPLY PREŠŠURE IF THE SKULL IS DEFORMED OR THE EYE IS INDŽURED

[aloofphantasm]

um woof heavy eye injury woof woof

[balkantroll]

whićh type of indžury??? You need to know the type to be able to čreat it

Burn? Blunt trauma? Penetrating?? What happened?

[aloofphantasm]

hypothetical glass bottle shattered directly into eye woof

like woof

plucking out tiny glass fractals and shit and its not dialating under light anymore

[balkantroll]

You NEED to see a mediculler. This requires immediate attention and surgery if the eye is damaged that bad

[aloofphantasm]

msging you back now woof

[deadpananachronisms]

If for Any Reason you are unable to Visit a Mediculler, it may be necessary to Remove the Eye Manually. Use only Sterilized or heavily sanitized tools and gauze. Good Luck.

[aloofphantasm]

noted woof

[deadpananachronisms]

...Upon further review, it may be Necessary for you to Perform the Procedure yourself. That is, of course, unless balkantroll's Contacts can be fully trusted with your Unique Situation.

[aloofphantasm]

you think so woof...?

lilith is here and, even if she feels she cant do it, she says shes informed enough to know how woof.... shes saying she knows how to keep it from going wrong woof woof

[deadpananachronisms]

I am not the most Familiar with Lilith. Exercise Caution. I am not one for Excessive Violence, however if it becomes Apparent that Ronova's Life is being Threatened, I suggest using deadly Force.

[aloofphantasm]

shes trustworthy woof shes trustworthy and very smart and has been instrumental in keeping ronova and myself safe woof

i i think im gonna try and help her woof woof...

[deadpananachronisms]

That is Reassuring news. I wish the two of you Luck.

[aloofphantasm]

thank you woof i cant let her die i cant woof woof

[deadpananachronisms]

The best thing you can Do for Ronova is to remain Calm. Do not give in to Doom. She will survive.

[abstractpanjandrum]

He isss currently occupied, but I am passsing your wordsss along. Doom will not define him and ssshe will make it.

In a multitude of thingsss that won't happen here, her death is the most certain to not happen. I don't know how to explain it, but it jussst isssn't correct. It will not happen... I am certain.

[deadpananachronisms]

I think a Great Number of things would have to have gone Awry for her Death to occur before her Session. It has happened Before, do not misunderstand me, but such a Catastrophe with Fate is unheard of.

[abstractpanjandrum]

Indeed. Ssshe wasss dessstined to make it, sssomehow. Thingsss could have gone wrong in many many waysss, and yet, here ssshe is.

If you are referencing what I believe you might be, I do believe one of our playersss is both dead and is sssupposssed to have died... I wisssh I could elaborate further, however I barely underssstand it myself...

[deadpananachronisms]

That would make two dead players. I assume the Player you are Referring to was formerly Ronova's lusus, and there is also the Goldblood who goes by gildedWatcher. Both were Destined to die before this Session.

[abstractpanjandrum]

Interesssting... Thisss isss definitely a puzzling ssset of circumssstances...

[deadpananachronisms]

Indeed. I trust, however, that we will Discover how their Deaths fit into this Universe in due Time.

[aloofphantasm]

fuck woof um woof hypothetically how do you get a head injury on someone with a bleeding disorder to stop bleeding woof woof

asking for a friend woof

[balkantroll]

get them to a mediculler STAT but if you cant

Verify the person's respiration, circulation, and airway, and start CPR and rescue breathing if needed.

Treat the patient as though they had a spinal injury if their breathing and heart rate are normal, but they are unconscious. Putting your hands on both sides of the person's head will help to stabilize their head and neck.

Avoid movement and maintain the head's alignment with the spine. Stay like this until medicull assistance arrives.

If there is blood, applying pressure with a clean towel to the wound can stop the bleeding, unless there seems to be a fracture in the skull.

Take extra care not to move the person's head if the damage is severe, and don’t even remove the first bandage if blood seeps through it. Cover the first cloth with another fresh bandage.

Do not clean out any debris from the wound or apply direct pressure to the bleeding location if you think they may have a skull fracture.

If they are vomiting or about to vomit, in order to avoid choking, roll the person's head, neck, and body together onto their side while supporting their head and neck.

If the wound is minor:

Before you try to stop the bleeding: Wash your hands well with soap and water (if available).

If treating another person's wound, put on disposable gloves, if you have them, before applying pressure to the wound. If gloves are not available, use several layers of fabric or plastic bags between your hand and the wound. Use your bare hands to apply pressure only as a last resort.

Have the person lie down.

Remove any visible objects from the wound. Do not attempt to clean out the wound.

Press firmly on the wound with gauze, a clean cloth, or the cleanest material available. If there is an object in the wound that you can't remove, apply pressure around the object, not directly over it. Apply steady pressure for a full 15 minutes. Use a clock to time the 15 minutes. Resist the urge to peek after a few minutes to see if bleeding has stopped. If blood soaks through the cloth, apply another one without lifting the first.

If moderate to severe bleeding has not slowed or stopped, continue direct pressure while getting help. Do all you can to keep the wound clean and avoid further injury to the area.

Mild bleeding usually stops on its own or slows to an ooze or trickle after 15 minutes of pressure. It may ooze or trickle for up to 45 minutes.

Watch for signs of shock, which is a life-threatening situation that requires emergency care. Signs of shock (most of which will be present) include:

Passing out (losing consciousness). Feeling very dizzy or light-headed, like you may pass out.

Feeling very weak or having trouble standing up.

Being less alert. You may suddenly be unable to respond to questions, or you may be confused, restless, or fearful.

[balkantroll]

AND DO NOT APPLY PREŠŠURE IF THE SKULL IS DEFORMED OR THE EYE IS INDŽURED

[aloofphantasm]

um woof heavy eye injury woof woof

[balkantroll]

whićh type of indžury??? You need to know the type to be able to čreat it

Burn? Blunt trauma? Penetrating?? What happened?

[aloofphantasm]

hypothetical glass bottle shattered directly into eye woof

like woof

plucking out tiny glass fractals and shit and its not dialating under light anymore

[balkantroll]

You NEED to see a mediculler. This requires immediate attention and surgery if the eye is damaged that bad

[aloofphantasm]

msging you back now woof

[deadpananachronisms]

If for Any Reason you are unable to Visit a Mediculler, it may be necessary to Remove the Eye Manually. Use only Sterilized or heavily sanitized tools and gauze. Good Luck.

[aloofphantasm]

noted woof

[deadpananachronisms]

...Upon further review, it may be Necessary for you to Perform the Procedure yourself. That is, of course, unless balkantroll's Contacts can be fully trusted with your Unique Situation.

[aloofphantasm]

you think so woof...?

lilith is here and, even if she feels she cant do it, she says shes informed enough to know how woof.... shes saying she knows how to keep it from going wrong woof woof

[deadpananachronisms]

I am not the most Familiar with Lilith. Exercise Caution. I am not one for Excessive Violence, however if it becomes Apparent that Ronova's Life is being Threatened, I suggest using deadly Force.

[aloofphantasm]

shes trustworthy woof shes trustworthy and very smart and has been instrumental in keeping ronova and myself safe woof

i i think im gonna try and help her woof woof...

[deadpananachronisms]

That is Reassuring news. I wish the two of you Luck.

[aloofphantasm]

thank you woof i cant let her die i cant woof woof

[deadpananachronisms]

The best thing you can Do for Ronova is to remain Calm. Do not give in to Doom. She will survive.

[abstractpanjandrum]

He isss currently occupied, but I am passsing your wordsss along. Doom will not define him and ssshe will make it.

In a multitude of thingsss that won't happen here, her death is the most certain to not happen. I don't know how to explain it, but it jussst isssn't correct. It will not happen... I am certain.

[deadpananachronisms]

I think a Great Number of things would have to have gone Awry for her Death to occur before her Session. It has happened Before, do not misunderstand me, but such a Catastrophe with Fate is unheard of.

[abstractpanjandrum]

Indeed. Ssshe wasss dessstined to make it, sssomehow. Thingsss could have gone wrong in many many waysss, and yet, here ssshe is.

If you are referencing what I believe you might be, I do believe one of our playersss is both dead and is sssupposssed to have died... I wisssh I could elaborate further, however I barely underssstand it myself...

[deadpananachronisms]

That would make two dead players. I assume the Player you are Referring to was formerly Ronova's lusus, and there is also the Goldblood who goes by gildedWatcher. Both were Destined to die before this Session.

[aloofphantasm]

fuck woof um woof hypothetically how do you get a head injury on someone with a bleeding disorder to stop bleeding woof woof

asking for a friend woof

[balkantroll]

get them to a mediculler STAT but if you cant

Verify the person's respiration, circulation, and airway, and start CPR and rescue breathing if needed.

Treat the patient as though they had a spinal injury if their breathing and heart rate are normal, but they are unconscious. Putting your hands on both sides of the person's head will help to stabilize their head and neck.

Avoid movement and maintain the head's alignment with the spine. Stay like this until medicull assistance arrives.

If there is blood, applying pressure with a clean towel to the wound can stop the bleeding, unless there seems to be a fracture in the skull.

Take extra care not to move the person's head if the damage is severe, and don’t even remove the first bandage if blood seeps through it. Cover the first cloth with another fresh bandage.

Do not clean out any debris from the wound or apply direct pressure to the bleeding location if you think they may have a skull fracture.

If they are vomiting or about to vomit, in order to avoid choking, roll the person's head, neck, and body together onto their side while supporting their head and neck.

If the wound is minor:

Before you try to stop the bleeding: Wash your hands well with soap and water (if available).

If treating another person's wound, put on disposable gloves, if you have them, before applying pressure to the wound. If gloves are not available, use several layers of fabric or plastic bags between your hand and the wound. Use your bare hands to apply pressure only as a last resort.

Have the person lie down.

Remove any visible objects from the wound. Do not attempt to clean out the wound.

Press firmly on the wound with gauze, a clean cloth, or the cleanest material available. If there is an object in the wound that you can't remove, apply pressure around the object, not directly over it. Apply steady pressure for a full 15 minutes. Use a clock to time the 15 minutes. Resist the urge to peek after a few minutes to see if bleeding has stopped. If blood soaks through the cloth, apply another one without lifting the first.

If moderate to severe bleeding has not slowed or stopped, continue direct pressure while getting help. Do all you can to keep the wound clean and avoid further injury to the area.

Mild bleeding usually stops on its own or slows to an ooze or trickle after 15 minutes of pressure. It may ooze or trickle for up to 45 minutes.

Watch for signs of shock, which is a life-threatening situation that requires emergency care. Signs of shock (most of which will be present) include:

Passing out (losing consciousness). Feeling very dizzy or light-headed, like you may pass out.

Feeling very weak or having trouble standing up.

Being less alert. You may suddenly be unable to respond to questions, or you may be confused, restless, or fearful.

[balkantroll]

AND DO NOT APPLY PREŠŠURE IF THE SKULL IS DEFORMED OR THE EYE IS INDŽURED

[aloofphantasm]

um woof heavy eye injury woof woof

[balkantroll]

whićh type of indžury??? You need to know the type to be able to čreat it

Burn? Blunt trauma? Penetrating?? What happened?

[aloofphantasm]

hypothetical glass bottle shattered directly into eye woof

like woof

plucking out tiny glass fractals and shit and its not dialating under light anymore

[balkantroll]

You NEED to see a mediculler. This requires immediate attention and surgery if the eye is damaged that bad

[aloofphantasm]

msging you back now woof

[deadpananachronisms]

If for Any Reason you are unable to Visit a Mediculler, it may be necessary to Remove the Eye Manually. Use only Sterilized or heavily sanitized tools and gauze. Good Luck.

[aloofphantasm]

noted woof

[deadpananachronisms]

...Upon further review, it may be Necessary for you to Perform the Procedure yourself. That is, of course, unless balkantroll's Contacts can be fully trusted with your Unique Situation.

[aloofphantasm]

you think so woof...?

lilith is here and, even if she feels she cant do it, she says shes informed enough to know how woof.... shes saying she knows how to keep it from going wrong woof woof

[deadpananachronisms]

I am not the most Familiar with Lilith. Exercise Caution. I am not one for Excessive Violence, however if it becomes Apparent that Ronova's Life is being Threatened, I suggest using deadly Force.

[aloofphantasm]

shes trustworthy woof shes trustworthy and very smart and has been instrumental in keeping ronova and myself safe woof

i i think im gonna try and help her woof woof...

[deadpananachronisms]

That is Reassuring news. I wish the two of you Luck.

[aloofphantasm]

thank you woof i cant let her die i cant woof woof

[deadpananachronisms]

The best thing you can Do for Ronova is to remain Calm. Do not give in to Doom. She will survive.

[abstractpanjandrum]

He isss currently occupied, but I am passsing your wordsss along. Doom will not define him and ssshe will make it.

In a multitude of thingsss that won't happen here, her death is the most certain to not happen. I don't know how to explain it, but it jussst isssn't correct. It will not happen... I am certain.

[deadpananachronisms]

I think a Great Number of things would have to have gone Awry for her Death to occur before her Session. It has happened Before, do not misunderstand me, but such a Catastrophe with Fate is unheard of.

[aloofphantasm]

fuck woof um woof hypothetically how do you get a head injury on someone with a bleeding disorder to stop bleeding woof woof

asking for a friend woof

[balkantroll]

get them to a mediculler STAT but if you cant

Verify the person's respiration, circulation, and airway, and start CPR and rescue breathing if needed.

Treat the patient as though they had a spinal injury if their breathing and heart rate are normal, but they are unconscious. Putting your hands on both sides of the person's head will help to stabilize their head and neck.

Avoid movement and maintain the head's alignment with the spine. Stay like this until medicull assistance arrives.

If there is blood, applying pressure with a clean towel to the wound can stop the bleeding, unless there seems to be a fracture in the skull.

Take extra care not to move the person's head if the damage is severe, and don’t even remove the first bandage if blood seeps through it. Cover the first cloth with another fresh bandage.

Do not clean out any debris from the wound or apply direct pressure to the bleeding location if you think they may have a skull fracture.

If they are vomiting or about to vomit, in order to avoid choking, roll the person's head, neck, and body together onto their side while supporting their head and neck.

If the wound is minor:

Before you try to stop the bleeding: Wash your hands well with soap and water (if available).

If treating another person's wound, put on disposable gloves, if you have them, before applying pressure to the wound. If gloves are not available, use several layers of fabric or plastic bags between your hand and the wound. Use your bare hands to apply pressure only as a last resort.

Have the person lie down.

Remove any visible objects from the wound. Do not attempt to clean out the wound.

Press firmly on the wound with gauze, a clean cloth, or the cleanest material available. If there is an object in the wound that you can't remove, apply pressure around the object, not directly over it. Apply steady pressure for a full 15 minutes. Use a clock to time the 15 minutes. Resist the urge to peek after a few minutes to see if bleeding has stopped. If blood soaks through the cloth, apply another one without lifting the first.

If moderate to severe bleeding has not slowed or stopped, continue direct pressure while getting help. Do all you can to keep the wound clean and avoid further injury to the area.

Mild bleeding usually stops on its own or slows to an ooze or trickle after 15 minutes of pressure. It may ooze or trickle for up to 45 minutes.

Watch for signs of shock, which is a life-threatening situation that requires emergency care. Signs of shock (most of which will be present) include:

Passing out (losing consciousness). Feeling very dizzy or light-headed, like you may pass out.

Feeling very weak or having trouble standing up.

Being less alert. You may suddenly be unable to respond to questions, or you may be confused, restless, or fearful.

[balkantroll]

AND DO NOT APPLY PREŠŠURE IF THE SKULL IS DEFORMED OR THE EYE IS INDŽURED

[aloofphantasm]

um woof heavy eye injury woof woof

[balkantroll]

whićh type of indžury??? You need to know the type to be able to čreat it

Burn? Blunt trauma? Penetrating?? What happened?

[aloofphantasm]

hypothetical glass bottle shattered directly into eye woof

like woof

plucking out tiny glass fractals and shit and its not dialating under light anymore

[balkantroll]

You NEED to see a mediculler. This requires immediate attention and surgery if the eye is damaged that bad

[aloofphantasm]

msging you back now woof

[deadpananachronisms]

If for Any Reason you are unable to Visit a Mediculler, it may be necessary to Remove the Eye Manually. Use only Sterilized or heavily sanitized tools and gauze. Good Luck.

[aloofphantasm]

noted woof

[deadpananachronisms]

...Upon further review, it may be Necessary for you to Perform the Procedure yourself. That is, of course, unless balkantroll's Contacts can be fully trusted with your Unique Situation.

[aloofphantasm]

you think so woof...?

lilith is here and, even if she feels she cant do it, she says shes informed enough to know how woof.... shes saying she knows how to keep it from going wrong woof woof

[deadpananachronisms]

I am not the most Familiar with Lilith. Exercise Caution. I am not one for Excessive Violence, however if it becomes Apparent that Ronova's Life is being Threatened, I suggest using deadly Force.

[aloofphantasm]

shes trustworthy woof shes trustworthy and very smart and has been instrumental in keeping ronova and myself safe woof

i i think im gonna try and help her woof woof...

[deadpananachronisms]

That is Reassuring news. I wish the two of you Luck.

[aloofphantasm]

thank you woof i cant let her die i cant woof woof

[deadpananachronisms]

The best thing you can Do for Ronova is to remain Calm. Do not give in to Doom. She will survive.

[aloofphantasm]

fuck woof um woof hypothetically how do you get a head injury on someone with a bleeding disorder to stop bleeding woof woof

asking for a friend woof

[balkantroll]

get them to a mediculler STAT but if you cant

Verify the person's respiration, circulation, and airway, and start CPR and rescue breathing if needed.

Treat the patient as though they had a spinal injury if their breathing and heart rate are normal, but they are unconscious. Putting your hands on both sides of the person's head will help to stabilize their head and neck.

Avoid movement and maintain the head's alignment with the spine. Stay like this until medicull assistance arrives.

If there is blood, applying pressure with a clean towel to the wound can stop the bleeding, unless there seems to be a fracture in the skull.

Take extra care not to move the person's head if the damage is severe, and don’t even remove the first bandage if blood seeps through it. Cover the first cloth with another fresh bandage.

Do not clean out any debris from the wound or apply direct pressure to the bleeding location if you think they may have a skull fracture.

If they are vomiting or about to vomit, in order to avoid choking, roll the person's head, neck, and body together onto their side while supporting their head and neck.

If the wound is minor:

Before you try to stop the bleeding: Wash your hands well with soap and water (if available).

If treating another person's wound, put on disposable gloves, if you have them, before applying pressure to the wound. If gloves are not available, use several layers of fabric or plastic bags between your hand and the wound. Use your bare hands to apply pressure only as a last resort.

Have the person lie down.

Remove any visible objects from the wound. Do not attempt to clean out the wound.

Press firmly on the wound with gauze, a clean cloth, or the cleanest material available. If there is an object in the wound that you can't remove, apply pressure around the object, not directly over it. Apply steady pressure for a full 15 minutes. Use a clock to time the 15 minutes. Resist the urge to peek after a few minutes to see if bleeding has stopped. If blood soaks through the cloth, apply another one without lifting the first.

If moderate to severe bleeding has not slowed or stopped, continue direct pressure while getting help. Do all you can to keep the wound clean and avoid further injury to the area.

Mild bleeding usually stops on its own or slows to an ooze or trickle after 15 minutes of pressure. It may ooze or trickle for up to 45 minutes.

Watch for signs of shock, which is a life-threatening situation that requires emergency care. Signs of shock (most of which will be present) include:

Passing out (losing consciousness). Feeling very dizzy or light-headed, like you may pass out.

Feeling very weak or having trouble standing up.

Being less alert. You may suddenly be unable to respond to questions, or you may be confused, restless, or fearful.

[balkantroll]

AND DO NOT APPLY PREŠŠURE IF THE SKULL IS DEFORMED OR THE EYE IS INDŽURED

[aloofphantasm]

um woof heavy eye injury woof woof

[balkantroll]

whićh type of indžury??? You need to know the type to be able to čreat it

Burn? Blunt trauma? Penetrating?? What happened?

[aloofphantasm]

hypothetical glass bottle shattered directly into eye woof

like woof

plucking out tiny glass fractals and shit and its not dialating under light anymore

[balkantroll]

You NEED to see a mediculler. This requires immediate attention and surgery if the eye is damaged that bad

[aloofphantasm]

msging you back now woof

[deadpananachronisms]

If for Any Reason you are unable to Visit a Mediculler, it may be necessary to Remove the Eye Manually. Use only Sterilized or heavily sanitized tools and gauze. Good Luck.

[aloofphantasm]

noted woof

[deadpananachronisms]

...Upon further review, it may be Necessary for you to Perform the Procedure yourself. That is, of course, unless balkantroll's Contacts can be fully trusted with your Unique Situation.

[aloofphantasm]

you think so woof...?

lilith is here and, even if she feels she cant do it, she says shes informed enough to know how woof.... shes saying she knows how to keep it from going wrong woof woof

[deadpananachronisms]

I am not the most Familiar with Lilith. Exercise Caution. I am not one for Excessive Violence, however if it becomes Apparent that Ronova's Life is being Threatened, I suggest using deadly Force.

[aloofphantasm]

shes trustworthy woof shes trustworthy and very smart and has been instrumental in keeping ronova and myself safe woof

i i think im gonna try and help her woof woof...

[deadpananachronisms]

That is Reassuring news. I wish the two of you Luck.

[aloofphantasm]

fuck woof um woof hypothetically how do you get a head injury on someone with a bleeding disorder to stop bleeding woof woof

asking for a friend woof

[balkantroll]

get them to a mediculler STAT but if you cant

Verify the person's respiration, circulation, and airway, and start CPR and rescue breathing if needed.

Treat the patient as though they had a spinal injury if their breathing and heart rate are normal, but they are unconscious. Putting your hands on both sides of the person's head will help to stabilize their head and neck.

Avoid movement and maintain the head's alignment with the spine. Stay like this until medicull assistance arrives.

If there is blood, applying pressure with a clean towel to the wound can stop the bleeding, unless there seems to be a fracture in the skull.

Take extra care not to move the person's head if the damage is severe, and don’t even remove the first bandage if blood seeps through it. Cover the first cloth with another fresh bandage.

Do not clean out any debris from the wound or apply direct pressure to the bleeding location if you think they may have a skull fracture.

If they are vomiting or about to vomit, in order to avoid choking, roll the person's head, neck, and body together onto their side while supporting their head and neck.

If the wound is minor:

Before you try to stop the bleeding: Wash your hands well with soap and water (if available).

If treating another person's wound, put on disposable gloves, if you have them, before applying pressure to the wound. If gloves are not available, use several layers of fabric or plastic bags between your hand and the wound. Use your bare hands to apply pressure only as a last resort.

Have the person lie down.

Remove any visible objects from the wound. Do not attempt to clean out the wound.

Press firmly on the wound with gauze, a clean cloth, or the cleanest material available. If there is an object in the wound that you can't remove, apply pressure around the object, not directly over it. Apply steady pressure for a full 15 minutes. Use a clock to time the 15 minutes. Resist the urge to peek after a few minutes to see if bleeding has stopped. If blood soaks through the cloth, apply another one without lifting the first.

If moderate to severe bleeding has not slowed or stopped, continue direct pressure while getting help. Do all you can to keep the wound clean and avoid further injury to the area.

Mild bleeding usually stops on its own or slows to an ooze or trickle after 15 minutes of pressure. It may ooze or trickle for up to 45 minutes.

Watch for signs of shock, which is a life-threatening situation that requires emergency care. Signs of shock (most of which will be present) include:

Passing out (losing consciousness). Feeling very dizzy or light-headed, like you may pass out.

Feeling very weak or having trouble standing up.

Being less alert. You may suddenly be unable to respond to questions, or you may be confused, restless, or fearful.

[balkantroll]

AND DO NOT APPLY PREŠŠURE IF THE SKULL IS DEFORMED OR THE EYE IS INDŽURED

[aloofphantasm]

um woof heavy eye injury woof woof

[balkantroll]

whićh type of indžury??? You need to know the type to be able to čreat it

Burn? Blunt trauma? Penetrating?? What happened?

[aloofphantasm]

hypothetical glass bottle shattered directly into eye woof

like woof

plucking out tiny glass fractals and shit and its not dialating under light anymore

[balkantroll]

You NEED to see a mediculler. This requires immediate attention and surgery if the eye is damaged that bad

[aloofphantasm]

msging you back now woof

[deadpananachronisms]

If for Any Reason you are unable to Visit a Mediculler, it may be necessary to Remove the Eye Manually. Use only Sterilized or heavily sanitized tools and gauze. Good Luck.

[aloofphantasm]

noted woof

[deadpananachronisms]

...Upon further review, it may be Necessary for you to Perform the Procedure yourself. That is, of course, unless balkantroll's Contacts can be fully trusted with your Unique Situation.

[aloofphantasm]

you think so woof...?

lilith is here and, even if she feels she cant do it, she says shes informed enough to know how woof.... shes saying she knows how to keep it from going wrong woof woof

[deadpananachronisms]

I am not the most Familiar with Lilith. Exercise Caution. I am not one for Excessive Violence, however if it becomes Apparent that Ronova's Life is being Threatened, I suggest using deadly Force.

[aloofphantasm]

fuck woof um woof hypothetically how do you get a head injury on someone with a bleeding disorder to stop bleeding woof woof

asking for a friend woof

[balkantroll]

get them to a mediculler STAT but if you cant

Verify the person's respiration, circulation, and airway, and start CPR and rescue breathing if needed.

Treat the patient as though they had a spinal injury if their breathing and heart rate are normal, but they are unconscious. Putting your hands on both sides of the person's head will help to stabilize their head and neck.

Avoid movement and maintain the head's alignment with the spine. Stay like this until medicull assistance arrives.

If there is blood, applying pressure with a clean towel to the wound can stop the bleeding, unless there seems to be a fracture in the skull.

Take extra care not to move the person's head if the damage is severe, and don’t even remove the first bandage if blood seeps through it. Cover the first cloth with another fresh bandage.

Do not clean out any debris from the wound or apply direct pressure to the bleeding location if you think they may have a skull fracture.

If they are vomiting or about to vomit, in order to avoid choking, roll the person's head, neck, and body together onto their side while supporting their head and neck.

If the wound is minor:

Before you try to stop the bleeding: Wash your hands well with soap and water (if available).

If treating another person's wound, put on disposable gloves, if you have them, before applying pressure to the wound. If gloves are not available, use several layers of fabric or plastic bags between your hand and the wound. Use your bare hands to apply pressure only as a last resort.

Have the person lie down.

Remove any visible objects from the wound. Do not attempt to clean out the wound.

Press firmly on the wound with gauze, a clean cloth, or the cleanest material available. If there is an object in the wound that you can't remove, apply pressure around the object, not directly over it. Apply steady pressure for a full 15 minutes. Use a clock to time the 15 minutes. Resist the urge to peek after a few minutes to see if bleeding has stopped. If blood soaks through the cloth, apply another one without lifting the first.

If moderate to severe bleeding has not slowed or stopped, continue direct pressure while getting help. Do all you can to keep the wound clean and avoid further injury to the area.

Mild bleeding usually stops on its own or slows to an ooze or trickle after 15 minutes of pressure. It may ooze or trickle for up to 45 minutes.

Watch for signs of shock, which is a life-threatening situation that requires emergency care. Signs of shock (most of which will be present) include:

Passing out (losing consciousness). Feeling very dizzy or light-headed, like you may pass out.

Feeling very weak or having trouble standing up.

Being less alert. You may suddenly be unable to respond to questions, or you may be confused, restless, or fearful.

[balkantroll]

AND DO NOT APPLY PREŠŠURE IF THE SKULL IS DEFORMED OR THE EYE IS INDŽURED

[aloofphantasm]

um woof heavy eye injury woof woof

[balkantroll]

whićh type of indžury??? You need to know the type to be able to čreat it

Burn? Blunt trauma? Penetrating?? What happened?

[aloofphantasm]

hypothetical glass bottle shattered directly into eye woof

like woof

plucking out tiny glass fractals and shit and its not dialating under light anymore

[balkantroll]

You NEED to see a mediculler. This requires immediate attention and surgery if the eye is damaged that bad

[aloofphantasm]

msging you back now woof

[deadpananachronisms]

If for Any Reason you are unable to Visit a Mediculler, it may be necessary to Remove the Eye Manually. Use only Sterilized or heavily sanitized tools and gauze. Good Luck.

[aloofphantasm]

noted woof

[deadpananachronisms]

...Upon further review, it may be Necessary for you to Perform the Procedure yourself. That is, of course, unless balkantroll's Contacts can be fully trusted with your Unique Situation.

[aloofphantasm]

fuck woof um woof hypothetically how do you get a head injury on someone with a bleeding disorder to stop bleeding woof woof

asking for a friend woof

[balkantroll]

get them to a mediculler STAT but if you cant

Verify the person's respiration, circulation, and airway, and start CPR and rescue breathing if needed.

Treat the patient as though they had a spinal injury if their breathing and heart rate are normal, but they are unconscious. Putting your hands on both sides of the person's head will help to stabilize their head and neck.

Avoid movement and maintain the head's alignment with the spine. Stay like this until medicull assistance arrives.

If there is blood, applying pressure with a clean towel to the wound can stop the bleeding, unless there seems to be a fracture in the skull.

Take extra care not to move the person's head if the damage is severe, and don’t even remove the first bandage if blood seeps through it. Cover the first cloth with another fresh bandage.

Do not clean out any debris from the wound or apply direct pressure to the bleeding location if you think they may have a skull fracture.

If they are vomiting or about to vomit, in order to avoid choking, roll the person's head, neck, and body together onto their side while supporting their head and neck.

If the wound is minor:

Before you try to stop the bleeding: Wash your hands well with soap and water (if available).

If treating another person's wound, put on disposable gloves, if you have them, before applying pressure to the wound. If gloves are not available, use several layers of fabric or plastic bags between your hand and the wound. Use your bare hands to apply pressure only as a last resort.

Have the person lie down.

Remove any visible objects from the wound. Do not attempt to clean out the wound.

Press firmly on the wound with gauze, a clean cloth, or the cleanest material available. If there is an object in the wound that you can't remove, apply pressure around the object, not directly over it. Apply steady pressure for a full 15 minutes. Use a clock to time the 15 minutes. Resist the urge to peek after a few minutes to see if bleeding has stopped. If blood soaks through the cloth, apply another one without lifting the first.

If moderate to severe bleeding has not slowed or stopped, continue direct pressure while getting help. Do all you can to keep the wound clean and avoid further injury to the area.

Mild bleeding usually stops on its own or slows to an ooze or trickle after 15 minutes of pressure. It may ooze or trickle for up to 45 minutes.

Watch for signs of shock, which is a life-threatening situation that requires emergency care. Signs of shock (most of which will be present) include:

Passing out (losing consciousness). Feeling very dizzy or light-headed, like you may pass out.

Feeling very weak or having trouble standing up.

Being less alert. You may suddenly be unable to respond to questions, or you may be confused, restless, or fearful.

[balkantroll]

AND DO NOT APPLY PREŠŠURE IF THE SKULL IS DEFORMED OR THE EYE IS INDŽURED

[aloofphantasm]

um woof heavy eye injury woof woof

[balkantroll]

whićh type of indžury??? You need to know the type to be able to čreat it

Burn? Blunt trauma? Penetrating?? What happened?

[aloofphantasm]

hypothetical glass bottle shattered directly into eye woof

like woof

plucking out tiny glass fractals and shit and its not dialating under light anymore

[balkantroll]

You NEED to see a mediculler. This requires immediate attention and surgery if the eye is damaged that bad

[aloofphantasm]

msging you back now woof

[deadpananachronisms]

If for Any Reason you are unable to Visit a Mediculler, it may be necessary to Remove the Eye Manually. Use only Sterilized or heavily sanitized tools and gauze. Good Luck.

[deadpananachronisms]

There is only one true Reckoning, and putting Caegars in the pockets of the Oppressor will not stop it.

[thenewsoftheempire]

THIS JUST IN: ARE THE MESSIAH'S RECK•.NING REAL? WILL Y•.U BE ACCEPTED INT•. CL•.WN NIRVANA??

S•.me fear has been b•.rn in the Clurch c•.mmunities due t•. s•.me Cl:o)ble disbutes. S•.me believe that the tw•. Messiahs are calling a RECK•.NING f•.r the m•.st T•.TALLY WICKED and RELENTLESSLY GNARLY.

As the days appr•.ach, there is •.nly •.ne questi•.n t•. be asked:

ARE Y•.U BEING ACCEPTED INT•. THE MESSIAHS EMBRACE? IS CL•.WN NIRVANA G•.ING T•. BE Y•.UR SANCTUARY?

If the last time y•.u've been to Clurch is in the sweeps, y•.u can DONATE HERE t•. earn y•.ur place am•.ng the greats!

sp•.ns•.red by the Clurch Dominion of Easternmost Honkard Province cl•.wns

[deadpananachronisms]

There is no Reckoning. There is no Clown Nirvana. The only Sanctuary we can ever dream of Experiencing in our Lifetimes will come from the razing of this Foul Empire. The Messiahs are False Prophets, bought by Her Imperious Condescension, lining their Pockets with the Caegars you donate and growing fat on the Infighting they espouse. There can be no hope for Salvation so long as you follow these Heretics.

[thenewsoftheempire]

Are y•.u •.r a l•.ved •.ne in an intercaste relationship? Are y•.u happy? Scientists may say •.therwise!

In upc•.ming sweeps, p•.pularity has begun t•. gr•.w with tr•.lls all acr•.ss the caste. Rusties are raising their standards t•. match that •.f highbl•.•.ds, and highbl•.•.ds are f•.rgetting the sanctity •.f their c•.l•.r.

These relati•.nships have been seen t•. sh•.w SH•.CKING results that hurt every•.ne! N•.t just the relati•.nship.

Highbl•.•.ds, after getting int•. a quadrant with •.ne •.f th•.se filth bl•.•.ds, have been sh•.wn t•. neglect their duties M•.RE •.FTEN in desire t•. tend t•. their unspeakable quad.

Why is this happening? •.ur specialists believe that this is a direct result •.f rebelli•.n pr•.paganda insisting that a tr•.ll gives a l•.wbl•.•.d a chance. These rebel f•.rces believe its a G•.•.D thing t•. BREED with these f•.rsaken l•.wbl•.•.ds. Swearing that it is n•. different than dating s•.me•.ne anywhere •.n the caste!

These ideas are MEANT t•. MANIPULATE y•.u int•. turning y•.ur back t•. the security •.f the empires f•.rces. They tell y•.u that n•. •.ne is inherently bad just because •.f their bl•.•.d c•.l•.r and they are WR•.NG. D•.n't let these l•.wbl•.•.ds get int•. y•.ur mind! They will c•.ntr•.l y•.u! F•.rce y•.u t•. engage with the wastes and slums of Alternian!

S•.me suspects that l•.wbl•.•.ds are using s•.me new f•.und techn•.l•.gy t•. manipulate the natural pher•.m•.nes that are released. Adjusting them s•. that they t•. will smell and ar•.use th•.se •.f a higher quality bl•.•.d. This tech can be f•.und in multiple scent-based pr•.ducts: usually brands •.WNED by l•.wbl•.•.ds!

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[deadpananachronisms]

I suppose I should have expected Rampant Misinformation on this Website. Do you really expect Anyone to believe this Nonsense? It takes Two Seconds on any Browser to disprove Everything You Just Said.

[thenewsoftheempire]

Just d•.ing my j•.b sir. I just p•.st what my empl•.yer asks me t•..

[deadpananachronisms]

Your Employer loves the Structure of Quadrants. Why would they ask you to spread Misinformation that Discourages the formation of "Typical" Moirallegiances?

[thenewsoftheempire]

Are y•.u •.r a l•.ved •.ne in an intercaste relationship? Are y•.u happy? Scientists may say •.therwise!

In upc•.ming sweeps, p•.pularity has begun t•. gr•.w with tr•.lls all acr•.ss the caste. Rusties are raising their standards t•. match that •.f highbl•.•.ds, and highbl•.•.ds are f•.rgetting the sanctity •.f their c•.l•.r.

These relati•.nships have been seen t•. sh•.w SH•.CKING results that hurt every•.ne! N•.t just the relati•.nship.

Highbl•.•.ds, after getting int•. a quadrant with •.ne •.f th•.se filth bl•.•.ds, have been sh•.wn t•. neglect their duties M•.RE •.FTEN in desire t•. tend t•. their unspeakable quad.

Why is this happening? •.ur specialists believe that this is a direct result •.f rebelli•.n pr•.paganda insisting that a tr•.ll gives a l•.wbl•.•.d a chance. These rebel f•.rces believe its a G•.•.D thing t•. BREED with these f•.rsaken l•.wbl•.•.ds. Swearing that it is n•. different than dating s•.me•.ne anywhere •.n the caste!

These ideas are MEANT t•. MANIPULATE y•.u int•. turning y•.ur back t•. the security •.f the empires f•.rces. They tell y•.u that n•. •.ne is inherently bad just because •.f their bl•.•.d c•.l•.r and they are WR•.NG. D•.n't let these l•.wbl•.•.ds get int•. y•.ur mind! They will c•.ntr•.l y•.u! F•.rce y•.u t•. engage with the wastes and slums of Alternian!

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