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Eddie: I’m making us look bad??! You made us jump into a lobster tank in a public restaurant! But sure. I’m the one making a scene.
Good point lol

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@deadpools-shitpool
Venom: YOU ARE MAKING US LOOK BAD.
Eddie: I’m making us look bad??! You made us jump into a lobster tank in a public restaurant! But sure. I’m the one making a scene.
Good point lol
Remember when Thanos got cockblocked by Deadpool?
I'm insaaaaaaneeeee
Mini crossover suggested by @punkygrrl666 !!!!
If anyone has any creative ideas to make crossovers just add them to my submit page!
@deadpools-shitpool I hate you.
But I'm lovely!
I shall call him… Mini-me -Funkopool
For shit, I understand that reference!
-Captain Fink
Fuck, that language isn't appropriate enough for Captain Fink
-Languagepool
I shall call him... Mini-me -Funkopool
May I cut you an arm? :D
But not my arm
You can end everything with pool, y'know? It's almost addictive! Shitpool, wadepool, -ehem- Reynoldspool! Poolpool... Well, I got no more, but you get the idea!
Ikr! Isn’t it great?!Fuck Reynoldspool, I still don’t like him
I can’t hear you over your terrible apparition on Wolverine: Origins.
Jsjsjsjsjs
-Finkpool.
Omfg, no. We DON'T talk about me on Wolverine: Origins. The best thing Reynols did was killing that shitty version of me on the post-credit scene.
But I can't deny that it would have been fun to have that eye-laser superpower lol.
-Laserpool
You can end everything with pool, y'know? It's almost addictive! Shitpool, wadepool, -ehem- Reynoldspool! Poolpool... Well, I got no more, but you get the idea!
Ikr! Isn't it great?!Fuck Reynoldspool, I still don't like him
Hello, you disgusting piece of heaven on earth
Hello piece of red suit with a sock on his face... Fuck, that may be me too
Am I not a piece of... heaven on earth?
If someone reading this ever feels sad just send a message
you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch
Aye, this sounds like me, specially the last part
THEN, WHY THE HELL DID YOU SAY 'SHUT UP AND KISS ME' TO DEADPOOL FOR?!- Eb (Network Child! AU)
Umm… the heat of the moment?
Because he’s the one who loves me! He can’t hide his feelings! But you can’t judge him… I mean, who in this universe would be able to hide their feelings for me? I’m adorable!
Hey, wade. Remember that movie?
Which movie?
You know, that one… WHERE THEY SEWED UP YOUR MOUTH
THAT WASN’T FUNNY! And that wasn’t me! That’s why I don’t like Ryan Reynolds
This time it will be you *smirks* and it will be really funny…
Don't mess with forces you can't control: MY TALKING for example
*touches nose* Boop!
don’t touch my nose.
I request permission to boop your nose
fine.
I wanna join to boop your nose too!!!
THEN, WHY THE HELL DID YOU SAY 'SHUT UP AND KISS ME' TO DEADPOOL FOR?!- Eb (Network Child! AU)
Umm… the heat of the moment?
Because he’s the one who loves me! He can’t hide his feelings! But you can’t judge him… I mean, who in this universe would be able to hide their feelings for me? I’m adorable!
Hey, wade. Remember that movie?
Which movie?
You know, that one… WHERE THEY SEWED UP YOUR MOUTH
THAT WASN'T FUNNY! And that wasn't me! That's why I don't like Ryan Reynolds
THEN, WHY THE HELL DID YOU SAY 'SHUT UP AND KISS ME' TO DEADPOOL FOR?!- Eb (Network Child! AU)
Umm… the heat of the moment?
Because he’s the one who loves me! He can’t hide his feelings! But you can’t judge him… I mean, who in this universe would be able to hide their feelings for me? I’m adorable!
Hey, wade. Remember that movie?
Which movie?
THEN, WHY THE HELL DID YOU SAY 'SHUT UP AND KISS ME' TO DEADPOOL FOR?!- Eb (Network Child! AU)
Umm… the heat of the moment?
Because he's the one who loves me! He can't hide his feelings! But you can't judge him... I mean, who in this universe would be able to hide their feelings for me? I'm adorable!
Stay away from my dad. - Eb AKA Demon Child (Network Child! AU)
But I like your dad!… Wait no, that sounded weird. I want your dad around and you can do nothing to stop me!… Oh fuck, that was worse. What I mean is that we’re good friends and you don’t have to be worried, little one-Sadpool and misunderstoodpool (I’m both :( )
Okay. Just don’t go too far with things. Also, if you break his heart, I will hunt you down to the ends of the earth and make sure you know that no one messes with my family without being punished. - Eb (Network Child AU)
I'm not gonna hurt anyone (like this hahaha). This is the BEST BROMANCE the world have ever seen.
And omfg are you the Frank Castle from a punkish universe? You'll make a good punisher with those threats.
At least you could steal work from Liam Neeson! You threat better than him