Deadpool 💣

Wade W. Wilson. Merc with a mouth. Regenerating degenerate. Unicorns and guns enthusiast. Ask me anything

[iamnmbr3]

Venom: YOU ARE MAKING US LOOK BAD.

Eddie: I’m making us look bad??! You made us jump into a lobster tank in a public restaurant! But sure. I’m the one making a scene.

[deadpools-shitpool]

Good point lol

[wholesomethanos]

Remember when Thanos got cockblocked by Deadpool?

[deadpools-shitpool]

I'm insaaaaaaneeeee

[fink-lushotology]

Mini crossover suggested by @punkygrrl666 !!!!

If anyone has any creative ideas to make crossovers just add them to my submit page!

[fink-lushotology]

@deadpools-shitpool I hate you.

[deadpools-shitpool]

But I'm lovely!

[deadpools-shitpool]

I shall call him… Mini-me -Funkopool

[fink-lushotology]

For shit, I understand that reference!

-Captain Fink

[deadpools-shitpool]

Fuck, that language isn't appropriate enough for Captain Fink

-Languagepool

[deadpools-shitpool]

I shall call him... Mini-me -Funkopool

[deadpools-shitpool]

May I cut you an arm? :D

But not my arm

[deadpools-shitpool]

You can end everything with pool, y'know? It's almost addictive! Shitpool, wadepool, -ehem- Reynoldspool! Poolpool... Well, I got no more, but you get the idea!

Ikr! Isn’t it great?!Fuck Reynoldspool, I still don’t like him

[fink-lushotology]

I can’t hear you over your terrible apparition on Wolverine: Origins.

Jsjsjsjsjs

-Finkpool.

[deadpools-shitpool]

Omfg, no. We DON'T talk about me on Wolverine: Origins. The best thing Reynols did was killing that shitty version of me on the post-credit scene.

But I can't deny that it would have been fun to have that eye-laser superpower lol.

-Laserpool

[deadpools-shitpool]

You can end everything with pool, y'know? It's almost addictive! Shitpool, wadepool, -ehem- Reynoldspool! Poolpool... Well, I got no more, but you get the idea!

Ikr! Isn't it great?!Fuck Reynoldspool, I still don't like him

[deadpools-shitpool]

Hello, you disgusting piece of heaven on earth

Hello piece of red suit with a sock on his face... Fuck, that may be me too

[revan-trevelyan]

[deadpools-shitpool]

Am I not a piece of... heaven on earth?

If someone reading this ever feels sad just send a message

[borzoibabe]

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

[deadpools-shitpool]

Aye, this sounds like me, specially the last part

[fink-lushotology]

THEN, WHY THE HELL DID YOU SAY 'SHUT UP AND KISS ME' TO DEADPOOL FOR?!- Eb (Network Child! AU)

Umm… the heat of the moment?

[deadpools-shitpool]

Because he’s the one who loves me! He can’t hide his feelings! But you can’t judge him… I mean, who in this universe would be able to hide their feelings for me? I’m adorable!

[fink-lushotology]

Hey, wade. Remember that movie?

[deadpools-shitpool]

Which movie?

[fink-lushotology]

You know, that one… WHERE THEY SEWED UP YOUR MOUTH

[deadpools-shitpool]

THAT WASN’T FUNNY! And that wasn’t me! That’s why I don’t like Ryan Reynolds

[fink-lushotology]

This time it will be you *smirks* and it will be really funny…

[deadpools-shitpool]

Don't mess with forces you can't control: MY TALKING for example

[ask-negasonictw]

*touches nose* Boop!

don’t touch my nose.

[ask-thefirefist-deactivated2019]

I request permission to boop your nose

[ask-negasonictw]

fine.

[deadpools-shitpool]

I wanna join to boop your nose too!!!

[fink-lushotology]

THEN, WHY THE HELL DID YOU SAY 'SHUT UP AND KISS ME' TO DEADPOOL FOR?!- Eb (Network Child! AU)

Umm… the heat of the moment?

[deadpools-shitpool]

Because he’s the one who loves me! He can’t hide his feelings! But you can’t judge him… I mean, who in this universe would be able to hide their feelings for me? I’m adorable!

[fink-lushotology]

Hey, wade. Remember that movie?

[deadpools-shitpool]

Which movie?

[fink-lushotology]

You know, that one… WHERE THEY SEWED UP YOUR MOUTH

[deadpools-shitpool]

THAT WASN'T FUNNY! And that wasn't me! That's why I don't like Ryan Reynolds

[fink-lushotology]

THEN, WHY THE HELL DID YOU SAY 'SHUT UP AND KISS ME' TO DEADPOOL FOR?!- Eb (Network Child! AU)

Umm… the heat of the moment?

[deadpools-shitpool]

Because he’s the one who loves me! He can’t hide his feelings! But you can’t judge him… I mean, who in this universe would be able to hide their feelings for me? I’m adorable!

[fink-lushotology]

Hey, wade. Remember that movie?

[deadpools-shitpool]

Which movie?

[fink-lushotology]

THEN, WHY THE HELL DID YOU SAY 'SHUT UP AND KISS ME' TO DEADPOOL FOR?!- Eb (Network Child! AU)

Umm… the heat of the moment?

[deadpools-shitpool]

Because he's the one who loves me! He can't hide his feelings! But you can't judge him... I mean, who in this universe would be able to hide their feelings for me? I'm adorable!

[deadpools-shitpool]

Stay away from my dad. - Eb AKA Demon Child (Network Child! AU)

But I like your dad!… Wait no, that sounded weird. I want your dad around and you can do nothing to stop me!… Oh fuck, that was worse. What I mean is that we’re good friends and you don’t have to be worried, little one-Sadpool and misunderstoodpool (I’m both :( )

[diamond-punk2003-deactivated201]

Okay. Just don’t go too far with things. Also, if you break his heart, I will hunt you down to the ends of the earth and make sure you know that no one messes with my family without being punished. - Eb (Network Child AU)

[deadpools-shitpool]

I'm not gonna hurt anyone (like this hahaha). This is the BEST BROMANCE the world have ever seen.

And omfg are you the Frank Castle from a punkish universe? You'll make a good punisher with those threats.

At least you could steal work from Liam Neeson! You threat better than him